What grinds my gears...

[Matt]

Finding out that Marcus Collins (someone from X Factor) is going to cover The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army.

MAKE YOUR OWN ****ING SONGS UP! Don't ruin a classic of modern times.

FFS! This is why I hate X Factor with a passion, the last 2 years I have actually watched it because I thought I wouldn't be such a 'music snob' and just try and enjoy/laugh at the contestants, but it just breeds glorified karaoke singers who ruin decent songs. Leona Lewis being a prime example and now this twat.

Anyway, English people that write Mom....We're NOT in America. (And even if we were it wouldn't be acceptable - You're English it's spelt Mum)

[Finnegan]

It's clearly 'mam.'

[Matt]

It's clearly 'mam.'

More English than Mom i'll give you that.

[Asha]

I always say 'mam' as well.

But I think 'mom' is also acceptable. I just prefer it, seems softer than 'mum'

[z-layrex]

Sneezing while pissing. I've just soaked the bottom of my ma's new curtains.

[purpleronnie]

Finding out that Marcus Collins (someone from X Factor) is going to cover The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army.

MAKE YOUR OWN ****ING SONGS UP! Don't ruin a classic of modern times.

Classic?

Blimey, it doesn't say much for modern music then.

[Finnegan]

Sneezing while pissing. I've just soaked the bottom of my ma's new curtains.

[Rincewind]

Pissing in the living room?

[AoWW]

Pissing in the living room?

What makes you think he was in the living room?

[Rincewind]

Curtains. A window would have to be next to the loo. Possible I suppose. never thought it through. I have a skylight in my bathroom. Only someone watching from the sky can see me.

[z-layrex]

Curtains. A window would have to be next to the loo. Possible I suppose. never thought it through. I have a skylight in my bathroom. Only someone watching from the sky can see me.

Haha there's a window with curtains right next to the toilet.

I did piss in my ikea floor lamp the other month tho while blind drunk, gf was not happy. Went all over her £600 Chanel handbag. I said she shouldn't have a handbag that costs that much, I was bound to piss on it eventually.

Edited 22 January 2012 by z-layrex

[HEGGSY]

Haha there's a window with curtains right next to the toilet.

I did piss in my ikea floor lamp the other month tho while blind drunk, gf was not happy. Went all over her £600 Chanel handbag. I said she shouldn't have a handbag that costs that much, I was bound to piss on it eventually.

[Finnegan]

Haha there's a window with curtains right next to the toilet.

I did piss in my ikea floor lamp the other month tho while blind drunk, gf was not happy. Went all over her £600 Chanel handbag. I said she shouldn't have a handbag that costs that much, I was bound to piss on it eventually.

Words escape me.

I've been horrendously ****ed up in my life but I can't say I've ever gone and pissed just, yknow, all over the place. I've never quite gotten people that do.

[Alexikokopops]

Words escape me.

I've been horrendously ****ed up in my life but I can't say I've ever gone and pissed just, yknow, all over the place. I've never quite gotten people that do.

Not even all around the rim with a bit of splash on the floor?

[Finnegan]

Well obviously.

Put I've never just pissed on a carpeted floor, or a handbag, or a lamp.

Spraying it all round the bathroom / garden / street is a different matter all together.

[FoxyPV]

I've generally been very good about pissing in the toilet when blocked but the last time i was out with my brother i tried to piss in our sliderobes. It was only because MsFoxy asked what I was doing that i stopped.

[lcfcadam]

Classic?

Blimey, it doesn't say much for modern music then.

I've got a vague memory of having exactly this discussion several months ago on the music thread

To be honest I really don't see why someone wouldn't accept it as a modern classic. It's a rare example in the 21st century of a proper song by a genuinely inventive and original band actually making it into the charts and receiving popular success and acceptance. Moreover, it's a rare illustration of how the modern "mainstream" doesn't have to mean "shit", de facto. And it's not only been popular here in the UK, it's gone worldwide and even been taken up by the Italians as the unofficial anthem for their national squad.

A finally, it's just a brilliant, brilliant song.

So quite a lot to qualify it as a modern classic...

Edited 23 January 2012 by lcfcadam

[StanSP]

I've got a vague memory of having exactly this discussion several months ago on the music thread

To be honest I really don't see why someone wouldn't accept it as a modern classic. It's a rare example in the 21st century of a proper song by a genuinely inventive and original band actually making it into the charts and receiving popular success and acceptance. Moreover, it's a rare illustration of how the modern "mainstream" doesn't have to mean "shit", de facto. And it's not only been popular here in the UK, it's gone worldwide and even been taken up by the Italians as the unofficial anthem for their national squad.

A finally, it's just a brilliant, brilliant song.

So quite a lot to qualify it as a modern classic...

Couldn't have put it better myself, really

[Stay Positive]

Not being told that the olives that are in a bowl with the rest of the buffet are not pitted, causing me to just about break my teeth on them when I realise.

[ajthefox]

Words escape me.

I've been horrendously ****ed up in my life but I can't say I've ever gone and pissed just, yknow, all over the place. I've never quite gotten people that do.

Had this conversation with my girlfriend the other day, she said one of her mates' boyfriend has pissed in her handbag and in her shoes and one of my housemates has pissed on the corner of his own bed several times but it just baffles me

[jonthefox]

Monday mornings.

[Saxondale]

Sneezing while pissing. I've just soaked the bottom of my ma's new curtains.

This reminds me of an incident a couple of weeks ago which was sort of the reverse of what happened to you.

I was swilling my mouth with mouthwash and pissing at the same time and, because I'm male and can't multitask, I sort of made a mess of the mouthwashing and choked on it, forcing a minty green explosion all over my bathroom.

[davieG]

All this chopping and changing of managers and players not having a stable football team that I can relate too.

[Corky]

All this chopping and changing of managers and players not having a stable football team that I can relate too.

You could've chosen Chelsea though davie

[ousefox]

Reading a question wrong in an exam and answering a completely different question that was worth 15/60 marks. Gutted