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Can they not send an ambulance out to pick you up? Just stick the sirens on and your golden.

Anyway you think you've got it bad I can't sleep because the heating is on too high in my hotel room and I can't be arsed to get out of bed to switch it off.

Hoe can they? He was the ambulance driver!

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Annual Appraisals. Annual bollox more like,

Box ticking tastic

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Foxes talk!! It should be cut in 3!

One for the optimists with their glasses half full ... The other for the depressive whinging handbag swinging neg heeds!

Obviously the other being the one we already got cause I prefer this one actually.

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Foxes talk!! It should be cut in 2! One for the optimists and glass half full... The other for the depressed and winging hand bag swinging groomers!

**** off am I being put with the whinging people.

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Scrubbers on buses.

I've not had to eat a Strepsil or drink a Lemsip for years. I get on a bus for the first time in ages, and hey presto I get flipping swine flu the next day. Last time I got swine flu was the day after a trip on a bus aswell. Steering clear from them contraptions in future until they start making people wash their hands and faces before being allowed on. Been on the Lemsips for three days now.

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Scrubbers on buses.

I've not had to eat a Strepsil or drink a Lemsip for years. I get on a bus for the first time in ages, and hey presto I get flipping swine flu the next day. Last time I got swine flu was the day after a trip on a bus aswell. Steering clear from them contraptions in future until they start making people wash their hands and faces before being allowed on. Been on the Lemsips for three days now.

lol - I agree.

Around here there is a lady that travels on the bus all day and basically is a preacher. But I think the bus companies have caught on now, and I think she is banned - On Thursday I spotted her attempting to get onto four seperate buses (all different companies as well), but she got rejected and the doors closed everytime.

People actually put videos of her on youtube!

(I'm not calling her a 'scrubber' she just comes across as mad. But I was agreeing with you because I know where you are coming from).

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When I was bussing it too and from work there was often a woman who was a spitting image of Scary Mary from the Phones 4 U adverts.

She would stare at people and shout a lot, not sure if she was the full ticket to be honest.

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When watching football in a pub and it's quite crowded, those brainless beefwits standing in front of you who can't stay still.

Every time you get into a position where you can see the screen, they sway their fat, empty heads into the way.

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When watching football in a pub and it's quite crowded, those brainless beefwits standing in front of you who can't stay still.

Every time you get into a position where you can see the screen, they sway their fat, empty heads into the way.

Was in a pub yesterday watching Derby play against some confused looking people in blue shirts, and two lads, who hadn't even bought drinks start playing pool right between us and the TV screen! The lay out of the pub means you can't sit the other side of the pool table to watch the screen, so generally out of courtesy, people don't play pool when a big game is on.

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Was in a pub yesterday watching Derby play against some confused looking people in blue shirts, and two lads, who hadn't even bought drinks start playing pool right between us and the TV screen! The lay out of the pub means you can't sit the other side of the pool table to watch the screen, so generally out of courtesy, people don't play pool when a big game is on.

Which pub?

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Was in a pub yesterday watching Derby play against some confused looking people in blue shirts, and two lads, who hadn't even bought drinks start playing pool right between us and the TV screen! The lay out of the pub means you can't sit the other side of the pool table to watch the screen, so generally out of courtesy, people don't play pool when a big game is on.

I'd say they were doing you a favour.

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Throwing up at work and having the worst headache of the century.

First time ive had a non-alcohol assisted hurling session for about 15 years, had to pull over on the drive home for round 2 as well. Happy days.

Apologies if you live on the Hinckley Road near the Forest Garage place, the orange splatter is mine, you can keep it if you want. Call it art.

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Cushions.

Cushions do serve a purpose, support, but the humongous fuck of ones that take up more than half a sofa? I don't see the point, there's hardly any room to sit on the bleeding sofa, they just get in the way.

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