The FoxesTalk Album of All-time Great Posts of All-time

[Daggers]

Political Correctness will cause a Civil War. Fact.

Pure, unadulterated genius.

[Finnegan]

"I was voted Linesman of the Year back in 2002" ~ Ashlcfc17

[David O'Leary]

You can get a handjob off a heroin addict for a tenner. A female one might cost extra

:laugh:

[fox123]

:laugh:

that was rather amusing

[stez]

this, from nationwider:

Shit. I think we'd all better take a moment and think of poor old Plymouth Argyle.

in response to this:

Okay, I didn't come here for an argument so I will leave you now. I am not defending him though, as I think he deserves everything he gets. However, our club doesn't deserve everything it will get in the press as a result of this

[Corky]

You only post to get a reaction

Spot the irony!

[Koke]

Nationwider and BigJohnSteader will have a field day on this thread.

[Finnegan]

If only I could be bothered to dig up TBJS' guide to pulling fat birds.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Anything by ibbosuk surely makes the grade?

[Flynny]

If only I could be bothered to dig up TBJS' guide to pulling fat birds.

I've done that about three times since he stopped posting. Genius. That and the one about Milan Mandaric firing Martin Allen after a misunderstanding involving him losing a game of soggy biscuit.

[Flynny]

Found it. this thread is gold.

Right ok FSM part 1, here we go....

Lecture 1 in the series is absolutely free. Lectures 2-9 accrue a charge tba

Lecture 1: Fat Slag Management - The Boil in the bag Fat Slag;

......

Step 1 - get your beer goggles on

Step 2 - go to place with loads of birds, ensure there are fat ones around as they're are the ones we are going to **** when we get rejected by the real crumpet

Step 3 - slap a lard bitches arse, she'll probably turn her nose up you at first resembling a fat pig, do't let this put you off. Go to the bar, get a drink, put out the vibe

Step 4 - Wait for an hour

Step 5 - The fat girl is now quitedrunk , she's beginning to realise you're her only path to some pork scratchings as the clock nears 1:30am. All her fit mates are getting off with lads and she's feeling neglected.

Step 6 - Right she's coming to be bar, give her THAT look, you know the look, you know the one, everyone's got one, could it be , could it be , it doesn't matter, as long as she knows you've acknowledged her

Step 7 - the tricky bit. Whisper tenderly into her ear the following words, "Can I bum your terts/mouth and/or "alright darling, legs is the word of the night, let's go round the back and spread the word"

Step 8 - She's mesmorised, she can't believe her luck, a fit young stallion like yourself, could you really be interested in this fat blotchy walrus like her (note: if she still looks like walrus shoot an absynth or two)

Step 9 - wait till your mates are all occupied elsewhere, take the lady out to pork, destination is up to you.

Step 10 - you know the rest..once completed, give her flirt divert and leg it.

This were my favourite though. Legend stuff.

My contacts have advised as part of the team building they all played 'eat the soggy biscuit' at half time. Milan was unwittinglly invited into the game by Martin Allen, not knowing of the game rules and the impending ending of he who eats the soggy oat based snack. With Milan being his age and it being a mass effort to get a boner, he was left furiously masturbating over an already saturated digestive. His face was all red and he looked up to see the others laughing at him. This was the final straw.

[The People's Hero]

There were some good posts in that NICKNAMES thread...

[Flynny]

You're right. In fact I'd go so far to say that about the biggest perk of being able to see the mod forum is going to find that thread occasionally and laughing at it.

[The People's Hero]

You're right. In fact I'd go so far to say that about the biggest perk of being able to see the mod forum is going to find that thread occasionally and laughing at it.

I want.

I want.

[Flynny]

It's fucking gone entirely, as far as I can tell. I'm ridiculously disappointed. I've not looked at it for a good month now.

[The People's Hero]

Transfer Targets With Our Millions was a classic too.

[Flynny]

That's still about I think, give me a minute.

Edit: Only a 9-post extract, sorreh.

[The People's Hero]

That's still about I think, give me a minute.

Edit: Only a 9-post extract, sorreh.

Ouch.

[Guest]

I'd never seen that TBJS post before but it is a classic