Lillehamring Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 i tell you what, i'm staying at the missus' dad's place and he has some of those seats that lower themselves rather than just dropping - it's the pinnacle of laziness, and i love it!
Nationwider Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 I bought a new toilet seat today. To be more correct, I bought the wrong toilet seat today. Bloody women and their opinions and the like.
Daggers Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 I fell into the toilet seat tonight - one or all of the three people using the bath coated the floor in slippy water and failed to clean it before I steamed in bursting for a piss. Incredibly they all found it far funnier than I did.
Foxhateram Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 I fell into the toilet seat tonight - one or all of the three people using the bath coated the floor in slippy water and failed to clean it before I steamed in bursting for a piss.Incredibly they all found it far funnier than I did. cheers buddy needed a chuckle!
Bert Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 I fell into the toilet seat tonight - one or all of the three people using the bath coated the floor in slippy water and failed to clean it before I steamed in bursting for a piss.Incredibly they all found it far funnier than I did. Glen Johnson has a spare toilet seat somewhere
hairy Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 i tell you what, i'm staying at the missus' dad's place and he has some of those seats that lower themselves rather than just dropping - it's the pinnacle of laziness, and i love it! My Dad has one too! But it tends to fall down when your half way through and slaps the end of your personage on the way down. Kinda kinky, if you know what I mean.
BoneHead. Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 Glen Johnson has a spare toilet seat somewhere I remember that story All the money he earns aswell
Tevez Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 When we went Barca, we stopped off in France and their toilets were on the floor. As soon as I entered the cubicle i was all over the shop.
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 You can't beat a good toilet seat when having a poo!
BoneHead. Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 When we went Barca, we stopped off in France and their toilets were on the floor. As soon as I entered the cubicle i was all over the shop. Did you actually take a shit?
Tubes Posted 18 August 2008 Posted 18 August 2008 Ive got one in the downstairs toilet, brilliant for lazyness.
Lillehamring Posted 19 August 2008 Author Posted 19 August 2008 Ive got one in the downstairs toilet, brilliant for lazyness. couldn't find the whole scene, but it reminds me of this:
Ric Flair Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 I remember once at school when someone (me) put some clingfilm over all of the traps, as you can imagine some of the kids did themselves a little mischief. I found it highly hilarious, but 15 years on, perhaps it was a little fiendish.
Alexikokopops Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 i tell you what, i'm staying at the missus' dad's place and he has some of those seats that lower themselves rather than just dropping - it's the pinnacle of laziness, and i love it! We have one of them in our house. Fantastic.
Guest Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 I'm thinking of getting rid of the husband. Far easier than replacing toilet seats.
Katy Posted 19 August 2008 Posted 19 August 2008 I remember once at school when someone (me) put some clingfilm over all of the traps, as you can imagine some of the kids did themselves a little mischief.I found it highly hilarious, but 15 years on, perhaps it was a little fiendish. Believe it or not I actually did the same in some of the toilets in the ladies at school after seeing Damon from Brookside do it
ainttoproudtobeg Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I'm thinking of getting rid of the husband. Far easier than replacing toilet seats. what annoys me is when ladies use the toilet and don't leave the seat up when they've finished
Ric Flair Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Believe it or not I actually did the same in some of the toilets in the ladies at school after seeing Damon from Brookside do it :laugh: :laugh: I'm glad somebody else has done it as well, I was worried by the lack of response that i'd embarrassed myself. I can't remember where I got the idea from.
Lillehamring Posted 27 August 2008 Author Posted 27 August 2008 We have one of them in our house. Fantastic. only one! psha!
Lillehamring Posted 27 August 2008 Author Posted 27 August 2008 I'm thinking of getting rid of the husband. Far easier than replacing toilet seats. but are you one of these women who complain about the seat being left up and then have a piss and leave the lid up, which is just as bad as what men do, in fact, no, it is worse, cause it actually takes more effort for a man to lift the seat than for a woman to lower it.... personally, i put the seat down AND the lid, then the missus can't complain but still has to lift the lid - i rock!
Alexikokopops Posted 27 August 2008 Posted 27 August 2008 only one! psha! I don't use the other toilet much so it's ok. In fact, I think I end up going further to the one upstairs just so I can use the fancy seat.
Lillehamring Posted 27 August 2008 Author Posted 27 August 2008 I don't use the other toilet much so it's ok. In fact, I think I end up going further to the one upstairs just so I can use the fancy seat. i completely understand
Katy Posted 27 August 2008 Posted 27 August 2008 :laugh: :laugh: I'm glad somebody else has done it as well, I was worried by the lack of response that i'd embarrassed myself. I can't remember where I got the idea from. I would have never admitted it unless someone else said they'd done first but are you one of these women who complain about the seat being left up and then have a piss and leave the lid up, which is just as bad as what men do, in fact, no, it is worse, cause it actually takes more effort for a man to lift the seat than for a woman to lower it....personally, i put the seat down AND the lid, then the missus can't complain but still has to lift the lid - i rock! I think this debate will run and run like it has ran and ran since toilets were invented. Women are from venus, men are from Mars or whatever it is.
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