Alexikokopops Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Black women are being stung in the arse. My cousin has a book called Black Women For Beginners
Nod.E Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I was only young, so I'm not sure if the severe pain was because of my age? I must have been about 6 or 7, I'm not sure. But I was playing with a friend in my garden, playing cricket. Just as I ran up to bowl, a wasp flew into my ear. I flicked it out, it flew away, took a mighty run up - and stung me in the neck. I cried. cnut of a wasp. My Dad has a theory about wasps. "Just like women, sent by god to annoy us."
AoWW Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 After 29 years and 4 months (EXACTLY) of life I recieved my first sting the other weekend. As my wife panicked when a wasp landed on her hand she basically hit it against my hand...And... to be honest... I've had worse stinging nettle stings... really I don't know what all the fuss about wasps is about! That wasn't a wasp - it was a hover-fly.
Durnerz Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I had a mate who sat on a bee and it stung his arse Oh how we laughed...
potter3 Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I got stung by a bee on my back where I couldn't reach it
purpleronnie Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 A tough way to find out what the definition of twat is! Tell me about it, someone whould have been timing me because I'm pretty sure I broke the world record for the 100 metres.
lavrentis Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I got stung by a hornet at Culumber Park when I was young although I can't remember it. Apparently my hand swell up.
Brainy Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I've never been stung You're not normal. I was stung by a wasp the other week for absolutely no reason. And I was stung in the ear by a bee when I was about 5. Not very pleasant.
Asha Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I've been stung lots of times, but I still don't jump and squeal when I see one or try and kill it like everyone else seems to. Common sense, just sit/stand still and ignore it.
Brainy Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I've been stung lots of times, but I still don't jump and squeal when I see one or try and kill it like everyone else seems to.Common sense, just sit/stand still and ignore it. Its bluddy annoying though when its circling your head for no reason.
Asha Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Its bluddy annoying though when its circling your head for no reason. Yeah I know...but they only react if the person reacts. I also just recalled how about a year ago I felt a tingling sensation on the inside of thigh when lying in bed, typical summer night where I couldn't sleep, looked down and saw a wasp millimetres from my bollocks. That were hard to just sit there and not move.
morris1234 Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Yeah I know...but they only react if the person reacts. I also just recalled how about a year ago I felt a tingling sensation on the inside of thigh when lying in bed, typical summer night where I couldn't sleep, looked down and saw a wasp millimetres from my bollocks. That were hard to just sit there and not move. that just conjoured up an image i dont want to think about again!
Tommeh Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 We used to have the most almighty wasp nest on our estate, everyday we'd go, throw stuff at it, and let them chase us. Was pretty fun until one of the ****s got down my top and must have stung me 6 or 7 times on the back, sheer agony.
Unabomber Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 We used to have the most almighty wasp nest on our estate, everyday we'd go, throw stuff at it, and let them chase us. Was pretty fun until one of the ****s got down my top and must have stung me 6 or 7 times on the back, sheer agony. Good old karma.
Tevez Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Yes I did get chased by Bee's in primary school. And yes we did split the beehive open. And yes I did run a mile.
BoneHead. Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 We used to have the most almighty wasp nest on our estate, everyday we'd go, throw stuff at it, and let them chase us. Was pretty fun until one of the ****s got down my top and must have stung me 6 or 7 times on the back, sheer agony. How would you like it if someone threw stuff at your gaff?
Tommeh Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 How would you like it if someone threw stuff at your gaff? Not really gonna happen is it mate, living in Quorn
BoneHead. Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 Not really gonna happen is it mate, living in Quorn Dont tempt me mate.
Tommeh Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Dont tempt me mate. Do it. I'll release the hounds.
BoneHead. Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 Do it.I'll release the hounds. Your mum and sister like me mate
Tommeh Posted 22 August 2008 Posted 22 August 2008 Your mum and sister like me mate Sister, good call. Mum, Low, even for you, besides the last time my mum saw you she emptied all her change into your guitar case in the enterance to Tesco's. She was smpathetic thats all.
BoneHead. Posted 22 August 2008 Author Posted 22 August 2008 Sister, good call.Mum, Low, even for you, besides the last time my mum saw you she emptied all her change into your guitar case in the enterance to Tesco's. She was smpathetic thats all. It was the Saxaphone and it was Marks and Spencer's...Give me some credit
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