BoneHead. Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 My mum just got stung by a Bee, couldnt stop laughing Made me recall the time i got stung in my mouth at Bradgate Park.
Tabou Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 My mum just got stung by a Bee, couldnt stop laughing Made me recall the time i got stung in my mouth at Bradgate Park. Not exactley the same, But I got stung on the penis by a jellyfish. Long story. But I was not having sex with it.
Daggers Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Do not push bees up your arse, that's all I am saying.
BoneHead. Posted 21 August 2008 Author Posted 21 August 2008 Not exactley the same, But I got stung on the penis by a jellyfish. Long story. But I was not having sex with it. No one had that image in there heads anyway
Tabou Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 No one had that image in there heads anyway I think you'll find they did . For you see, I am a sexual terrorist.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 On a football pitch. It was no big deal. But when I got stung by a wasp, that was agony. In fairness, I was shoving burning newspaper into its nest at the time
davieG Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 A mate of mine got stung by a wasp/bee (not sure which) on his foreskin and had to be circumcised.
AoWW Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 A mate of mine got stung by a wasp/bee (not sure which) on his foreskin and had to be circumcised. Ewwwww, ffs - I was just eating!
davieG Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Ewwwww, ffs - I was just eating! So was he if I remember correctly.
AoWW Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 So was he if I remember correctly. Which begs the question, "why was he eating with no pants on?" No, on second thought - I'd really rather not know.....
hairy Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 A mate of mine got stung by a wasp/bee (not sure which) on his foreskin and had to be circumcised. A 'mate' hmmmmmm....... You know a bee dies when it stings you well if one ever stings you dont brush it off or touch it. The stinger of a bee is like a corkscrew. On the end of the corkscrew is a sack of sting so when you brush it the stinger stays in you and the sack ruptures making the sting painful. If you were to leave the bee then you will see it twizzle round and detach itself from you without leaving its sack and killing itself. FACT. It works well, you only end up with a pinpick. Wasps on the other hand are just nasty sods!
purpleronnie Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Me and my mate once found a wasp nest in a field and we threw rocks and stuff at it only for a huge swarm to come out and chase after me some of which went down my shirt and stung me many times, my mate didn't get stung once.
davieG Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Which begs the question, "why was he eating with no pants on?"No, on second thought - I'd really rather not know..... A 'mate' hmmmmmm.......Funnily enough he had some tight fitting jeans on at the time You know a bee dies when it stings you well if one ever stings you dont brush it off or touch it. The stinger of a bee is like a corkscrew. On the end of the corkscrew is a sack of sting so when you brush it the stinger stays in you and the sack ruptures making the sting painful. If you were to leave the bee then you will see it twizzle round and detach itself from you without leaving its sack and killing itself. FACT. It works well, you only end up with a pinpick. Wasps on the other hand are just nasty sods! Yes I did know but I wasn't about to examine him to find out which it was. Was that an attempt to denigrate his manhood
davieG Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Me and my mate once found a wasp nest in a field and we threw rocks and stuff at it only for a huge swarm to come out and chase after me some of which went down my shirt and stung me many times, my mate didn't get stung once. A tough way to find out what the definition of twat is!
Lovejoy Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 Got stung on the eyelid once by a bee, that was rather horrible.
Phube Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 After 29 years and 4 months (EXACTLY) of life I recieved my first sting the other weekend. As my wife panicked when a wasp landed on her hand she basically hit it against my hand... And... to be honest... I've had worse stinging nettle stings... really I don't know what all the fuss about wasps is about!
BoneHead. Posted 21 August 2008 Author Posted 21 August 2008 After 29 years and 4 months (EXACTLY) of life I recieved my first sting the other weekend. As my wife panicked when a wasp landed on her hand she basically hit it against my hand...And... to be honest... I've had worse stinging nettle stings... really I don't know what all the fuss about wasps is about! Hard nut.
Alexikokopops Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 After 29 years and 4 months (EXACTLY) of life I recieved my first sting the other weekend. As my wife panicked when a wasp landed on her hand she basically hit it against my hand...And... to be honest... I've had worse stinging nettle stings... really I don't know what all the fuss about wasps is about! See, if you'd been stung as a child you'd know what the fuss is about.
Master Fox Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 A bee tried to secrete nectar from the tip of my penis once. But when this pesky bee found out the secretion presented to him wasn’t the goods he was after for the nest. He stung me, he stung me pretty hard.
Phube Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 See, if you'd been stung as a child you'd know what the fuss is about. You see this is my point... I know it must have stung me because where she hit me... ( ) went white in the middle and red around the 'sting' site. But like I said I've had worse nettle stings... Is there anyone here who has had multiple wasp stings to tell me if they can vary in pain...? Maybe because the contact was sooo quick it didn't get a chance to fully inject it's venom!?!?
James. Posted 21 August 2008 Posted 21 August 2008 I got stung by a wasp in Sainsbury's on the way to Kenilworth Road season before last.
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