Phube Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 You don't even get the chance to refuse a nightclub leaflet, as they look past you.
coale39 Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 You don't even get the chance to refuse a club night leaflet, as they look past you. Was you wearing your "Mario better then sex" t-shirt?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 Was you wearing your "Mario better then sex" t-shirt? Sorry Phube
DB11 Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 When you always say "Touch wood" All old people say that
Rincewind Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 when you say 'they dont write songs like they used to' I've started doing that. Always said I wouldnt but there is a breaking point.
Rincewind Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 when you call young men you dont know son. Whats strange is when blokes call me son and its obvious I am older than them.
Asha Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 I'm told you know you're old: when you bend down to tie your shoelaces, and think what else you could do while you're down there.
Corky Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 At 18 years old and talking about the "glory days from the past".
Smiffy Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 When you have a good night out and it takes 2 days to recover...I feel sick!
morris1234 Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 You don't even get the chance to refuse a nightclub leaflet, as they look past you. have you started feeling a draft?
Guest Bilo Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 When you hear a song on the radio and the DJ tells you to guess the year. Your guess: 2001 Actual answer: 1995
MC Prussian Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 ... when digesting crap like McDonalds is taking more than just a few hours.
Guest Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 When people start calling you "Sir" That happened to me the other week.... I was not amused. Trouble is, someone says sir to me, and I automatically look round for someone else who they might be talking to.. I just don't associate myself with the word sir
AmericanScott Posted 30 August 2008 Posted 30 August 2008 When you think of 1998 as being a year or two ago... Damn you Millennium! just damn you.
Phube Posted 31 August 2008 Author Posted 31 August 2008 When you hear a song on the radio and the DJ tells you to guess the year. Your guess: 2001 Actual answer: 1995 :laugh: Soooo true!
Zingari Posted 31 August 2008 Posted 31 August 2008 when people mutter " bloody pensioners " under their breath when they are walking behind you in tescos
davieG Posted 31 August 2008 Posted 31 August 2008 When people ask " have you got a bus pass" and your answer's Yes
Trav Le Bleu Posted 31 August 2008 Posted 31 August 2008 Went to a wedding last night and I felt knackered and had a headache BEFORE the end of the reception
Phube Posted 31 August 2008 Author Posted 31 August 2008 Went to a wedding last night and I felt knackered and had a headache BEFORE the end of the reception That's MY Wedding day!!! I had a headache by 10:30 pm... and was drinking water (about 3 pints!!) from then onwards!!
Nationwider Posted 31 August 2008 Posted 31 August 2008 ...your house smells of poo all day. This applies equally to people with kids, and those who are sadly too old to get to the bog in time. And I fall into the former category incidentally.
leicester ghost Posted 31 August 2008 Posted 31 August 2008 you know your beginning to get old when the coppers seem to be getting younger
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