You know you're old when:

[Raj]

when you still use these mother fcukers!!!---

[LeeCovFox]

When you refer to any music that has been released since the mid 1990s as "quite new".

[Raj]

When you refer to any music that has been released since the mid 1990s as "quite new".

Curiosity killed the cat ruled!!!

[Nod.E]

When it's your first day in Post 16 today.

[ozleicester]

When you fill in for a 5 aside game, and the young (21 year old) lad on the side asks "how old are you"? ...and then says... "wow, you are doing well to be playing at that age"

I tell you what, if my back wasnt buggered and my knees locked up...i wouldve sorted him!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

When you fill in for a 5 aside game, and the young (21 year old) lad on the side asks "how old are you"? ...and then says... "wow, you are doing well to be playing at that age"

I tell you what, if my back wasnt buggered and my knees locked up...i wouldve sorted him!

I thought you wore going to say when a fellow forum member trys to get your daughters number

[Alexikokopops]

I think the day Football Manager actually uses my proper birthday rather than making me a few years older will be a sad day indeed.

[MikeyT]

When you either go to sit down or stand up and make a noise like Ughhh!

If ya get me!

[ozleicester]

I thought you wore going to say when a fellow forum member trys to get your daughters number

Cheeky young whippersnapper, just as well your over the other side.

When you either go to sit down or stand up and make a noise like Ughhh!

If ya get me!

hehe too true...although these days i make that noise lifting my finger on the mouse

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Cheeky young whippersnapper, just as well your over the other side.

Sorry mate

[lavrentis]

So im told, you know when your old as you fall asleep when watching T.V

[Alexikokopops]

So im told, you know when your old as you fall asleep when watching T.V

I do that and I'm only 22

[AmericanScott]

I think the day Football Manager actually uses my proper birthday rather than making me a few years older will be a sad day indeed.

That wins

[Koke]

So im told, you know when your old as you fall asleep when watching T.V

I'm 24 and I do that regularly.

[Corky]

I do that and I'm only 22

I'm 24 and I do that regularly.

You two need to stop watching Big Brother and Lab Rats, and watch proper TV like Mock The Week

[Alexikokopops]

You two need to stop watching Big Brother and Lab Rats, and watch proper TV like Mock The Week

Don't worry, I only managed 5 minutes of Lab Rats before changing it. Has Big Brother ended yet? I want my television back.

[General Smuts]

Alex just nailed it with the football manager thing. Shudders.

I know i'm old when i have my own desk and phoneline and an email address which ends @ at a business. Ridonculous.

[cisono]

When you always say "Touch wood"

All old people say that

What's the latest generation's version?

"touch plastic"

???

[Corky]

What's the latest generation's version?

"touch plastic"

???

No, it's "wiv any lack son"

[cisono]

No, it's "wiv any lack son"

Is there a somewhat posher version? That sounds a bit too street-like for me...

(don't want it to cramp my style )

[Corky]

Is there a somewhat posher version? That sounds a bit too street-like for me...

(don't want it to cramp my style )

I still hear "touch wood", so I'd go with that

[cisono]

I still hear "touch wood", so I'd go with that

Are you implying I should use old people's phrases?

[Alexikokopops]

It makes me feel a bit old to realise there's kids born in the 1990s who're legal to drink.

[Corky]

Are you implying I should use old people's phrases?

Not at all, you use whatever you feel comfortable with

[Bellend Sebastian]

When you spend nearly an entire Sunday polishing the brass fittings of your front door and consider it time well spent