JakeShingler Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Does a wheelbarrow count? How did that hapen?
Raj Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 It hurts.Trust me. It ****ing hurts. You got hit by a car? and you still com on FT to post? You got balls made of steel i say.....BALLS MADE OF FCUKING STEEL!!! Respect....in a gangsta styleee sort of thingy.....
Bellend Sebastian Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 My brother got hit by a car once, walking along the pavement. Now that's unlucky. What the hell happened, Daggeridoos?
Tabou Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 FYI, Falling from the roof of the car at 25 mph hurts too. There was/used to be a video of it on youtube.
Daggers Posted 30 September 2008 Author Posted 30 September 2008 You got hit by a car? and you still com on FT to post? You got balls made of steel i say.....BALLS MADE OF FCUKING STEEL!!! Respect....in a gangsta styleee sort of thingy..... I can't fooking move - that's why. Cycling to work and Commuter Mum turned right so that she could mount me on her bonnet. I guess she must have been distracted by the day-glo cycling jacket and the very bright flashing lights. This damn leg better start working properly for Saturday or someone is going to have to carry me to the beer festival and then the game.
JakeShingler Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 I can't fooking move - that's why. Cycling to work and Commuter Mum turned right so that she could mount me on her bonnet. I guess she must have been distracted by the day-glo cycling jacket and the very bright flashing lights. This damn leg better start working properly for Saturday or someone is going to have to carry me to the beer festival and then the game. oooh thats sounds painfull.
Tabou Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Get well soon Daggers. As part of my ongoing commitment to the development of my income, I will happily offer you a discounted rate on all bed baths and massages.
Raj Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 I can't fooking move - that's why. Cycling to work and Commuter Mum turned right so that she could mount me on her bonnet. I guess she must have been distracted by the day-glo cycling jacket and the very bright flashing lights. This damn leg better start working properly for Saturday or someone is going to have to carry me to the beer festival and then the game. :eek: :thumbsup: Get well soon!!!
Phube Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Cyclists... desreve ALL they get!!! Menace to society... No Tax, no insurance... Murderers!!! But not you Daggers... I bet you're a nice cyclist!!!
Daggers Posted 30 September 2008 Author Posted 30 September 2008 Cyclists... desreve ALL they get!!! Menace to society... No Tax, no insurance... Murderers!!! But not you Daggers... I bet you're a nice cyclist!!! I have insurance.
Raj Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Cyclists... desreve ALL they get!!! Menace to society... No Tax, no insurance... Murderers!!! But not you Daggers... I bet you're a nice cyclist!!! Abit OTT i think!!!!
Phube Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Abit OTT i think!!!! Really?? Look Here! Cyclist fined over fatal accident A cyclist found guilty of dangerous cycling after knocking down a 17-year-old girl who later died from her injuries has been fined £2,200. Jason Howard, 36, from Buckingham, hit Rhiannon Bennett as she walked through the town with friends in April 2007. Aylesbury magistrates heard Howard had shouted at Rhiannon to "move because I'm not stopping" before riding into her. She died from head injuries. Howard told police he thought the shout would be enough to avoid the crash. On Monday, the court heard that he could have swerved to avoid the girl. Howard was cycling on the road when he approached the group but the court heard conflicting evidence about whether he mounted the kerb at any point during the incident.
Asha Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Really?? Look Here! To be fair, I knew this woman who died when she got an apricot lodged in her throat, stopped her breathing and she passed away. This must mean ALL apricots are murderers.
Tabou Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 To be fair, I knew this woman who died when she got an apricot lodged in her throat, stopped her breathing and she passed away.This must mean ALL apricots are murderers. How do you confuse a Sun Reader? Tell them an Asylum Seeker has murdered a Peadophile. Boom boom.
Raj Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Really?? Look Here! Oh. Well he's just a twat. Why didnt he swerve like most cyclists would have done?
Phube Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 To be fair, I knew this woman who died when she got an apricot lodged in her throat, stopped her breathing and she passed away.This must mean ALL apricots are murderers. No becuase the apricot stone did't do it delibrately! The cyclist, being a concious being, had the chance to brake/swerve/anything... but chose to plough into her instead!
Daggers Posted 30 September 2008 Author Posted 30 September 2008 No becuase the apricot stone did't do it delibrately! The cyclist, being a concious being, had the chance to brake/swerve/anything... but chose to plough into her instead! You've been ranting about cyclists ever since this happened as if the rest of the world has perfume coming out of its collective arse. Amazingly there's cvnts who drive cars, there's cvnts who walk and I'll bet there's cvnts who ride in hot air balloons.
Webbo Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 there's cvnts who ride in hot air balloons. Grrrr those hot air ballooning cvnts I got knocked down by a car when I was 12. I can confirm it fvcking does hurt.
Phube Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 You've been ranting about cyclists ever since this happened as if the rest of the world has perfume coming out of its collective arse. Amazingly there's cvnts who drive cars, there's cvnts who walk and I'll bet there's cvnts who ride in hot air balloons. Nah... I've been ranting about Cyclists since I've passed my test... 7 years! The point is, I'd say about about 20% of car drivers are tw@ts, it seems about 90% of cyclists are... Go figure!
Simi Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 Nah... I've been ranting about Cyclists since I've passed my test... 7 years!The point is, I'd say about about 20% of car drivers are tw@ts, it seems about 90% of cyclists are... Go figure! How many people drive compared to people that cycle?
Jay Posted 30 September 2008 Posted 30 September 2008 I can't fooking move - that's why. Cycling to work and Commuter Mum turned right so that she could mount me on her bonnet. I guess she must have been distracted by the day-glo cycling jacket and the very bright flashing lights. This damn leg better start working properly for Saturday or someone is going to have to carry me to the beer festival and then the game. I got taken out on my way to work by some commuter dad the other year I was just passing a junction and saw this cockjockey heading straight towards the junction and thought to my self he ain't going to stop!! luckily I had clocked him and managed to take action to avoid being seriously hurt and he just caught my back wheel I managed to hold it for a while but came of lucky for me my rucksack was pretty full and absorbed the impact as I came off. The bloke simply wasn't going to stop, wasn't looking at the road to busy looking over his shoulder at his kids in the back if I had been 5 seconds later it could have been a different story it's amazing how many drivers don't check their blind spots when reversing, down look at junctions and when they do arrive at Junctions come out to far!! I could never cycle in a big city I don't know how you manage it at rush hour it would terrify me
Daggers Posted 30 September 2008 Author Posted 30 September 2008 Nah... I've been ranting about Cyclists since I've passed my test... 7 years!The point is, I'd say about about 20% of car drivers are tw@ts, it seems about 90% of cyclists are... Go figure! What an idiotic statement. You sure you are the one who smashed their head into a car today?
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