The People's Hero Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Saw this on another forum and thought I'd put it here... I did one this morning - not drunken nor a text, but an email that went where it shouldn't have. Luckily, I know their login so I went in and deleted it. Phew. So... now tell me your stories!
James. Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Years ago a good friend of mine went on a date with a girl and by all accounts things went very well. She was fit, she was cool, sorted. We'd all met her before and she had our full blessing. We were pleased for our good friend, he'd done very well. So anyway the morning after their first date he thought he'd boast about his achievements to a friend of his back at Leeds Uni. I think his words were along the lines of "soon I'll be rinsing the perfect pussy". His first mistake was sending that text to her. His second mistake was following that up with another equally crass message and texting THAT to her as well. Nob. As a peace offering he bought her bongos but never, ever saw or heard from her again.
The People's Hero Posted 7 November 2008 Author Posted 7 November 2008 I love that. Upset a girl - buy her bongos!
Ross-Kemp Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 I love that.Upset a girl - buy her bongos! It could work
The People's Hero Posted 7 November 2008 Author Posted 7 November 2008 Come on then Kempy - share your embarrassment? What you have done? Does it involve AoWW? Wouldst thou like it too? Oh Yeeeeeee-ahhhhhh.
Lovejoy Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 How about drunken calls? They happen most weekends .
AoWW Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Come on then Kempy - share your embarrassment?What you have done? Does it involve AoWW? Wouldst thou like it too? Oh Yeeeeeee-ahhhhhh. You're far too interested in my texting habits.
Ross-Kemp Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Come on then Kempy - share your embarrassment?What you have done? Does it involve AoWW? Wouldst thou like it too? Oh Yeeeeeee-ahhhhhh. None of the texts me and AoWw share are embarrassing. Honest
Asha Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Not a drunken text but sending it to the wrong person can get you in all kinds of shit. In attempting to text 'Fcuk off' to someone, I accidently sent it to the contact below....which happened to be my grandma.
Ross-Kemp Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Not a drunken text but sending it to the wrong person can get you in all kinds of shit.In attempting to text 'Fcuk off' to someone, I accidently sent it to the contact below....which happened to be my grandma. I've done that. I called my mother a filthy russian lesbian throwback. She wasn't impressed in the slightest.
Tevez Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Anyobe robbed someones phone and texted suck my penis to their mother? Funny times.
General Smuts Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 'fook off a die in a barrel of sulphuric acid you cock nosed, piss flap floozy' To my 12 year old sister. Then to my missus. It was sposed to go to my friend. It still hasn't made it too him ...
Ross-Kemp Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 'fook off a die in a barrel of sulphuric acid you cock nosed, piss flap floozy' To my 12 year old sister. Then to my missus. It was sposed to go to my friend. It still hasn't made it too him ... The emo has a girlfriend
jonno24 Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 i once went thru a period where i was a casual illegal substance user. It all stopped however when i mistakenly sent a txt to my mum asking if she had any pills she wasnt very impressed and threw me out the house that was 6 years ago and i havent touched any substance since (except alcohol). we are fine now and she even jokes about contacts that can get as she puts it 'some good shit'
Sparky Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 day before rugby world cup final last year , aimed to go to all the lads " its the rugby world cup final for fooks sake , i dont want any women coming out with us at all tomorrow , they just get in the way and spoil the pissing fun " Sent it to the missus
potter3 Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 The emo has a girlfriend It's just a Micra with a phone installed
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Anyobe robbed someones phone and texted suck my penis to their mother? Funny times. I've robbed a mate's phone and texted, "In the bath, thinking of you" to his dad.
Finnegan Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 Accidentally sending "The Rich-man has pulled!" to a recently ex-Mrs. Finners' older brother whilst steaming off my tits. To make matters worse, ex-Mrs. Finners was borrowing his phone at the time.
Libertine Posted 7 November 2008 Posted 7 November 2008 I've robbed a mate's phone and texted, "In the bath, thinking of you" to his dad.
AoWW Posted 8 November 2008 Posted 8 November 2008 I sent a few of these last night. I'm shocked. You always seem so well-behaved. How about drunken calls? They happen most weekends . Wils has to get the 'King of the Drunken Phone Calls' award.
Tilley Posted 8 November 2008 Posted 8 November 2008 I'm shocked. You always seem so well-behaved. I was. Last two fridays have brought the worst out in me.
AoWW Posted 8 November 2008 Posted 8 November 2008 I was.Last two fridays have brought the worst out in me. I'm not gonna ask.
Tilley Posted 8 November 2008 Posted 8 November 2008 I'm not gonna ask. I wouldn't either. Why did you think I was well behaved anyway
AoWW Posted 8 November 2008 Posted 8 November 2008 I wouldn't either. Why did you think I was well behaved anyway Dunno really.
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