Dr The Singh Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 No offence but can we skip to straight to the love making? I know you can't wait to get your hands on my love handles but patience my lover!!!
Dr The Singh Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 Obviously they've been crap for the last 31 years then That maybe the case but those guys were the pioneers of the modern day Karmasutra, they know all the moves and the music just adds to the effect!!
Dr The Singh Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 I dont make love, i ****! Then you need to listen to 'Now That's What I Call Bhangra 1984'!!
Corky Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 Then you need to listen to 'Now That's What I Call Bhangra 1984'!! I've been listening to their album "Now it's time to go 1985"!!
Dr The Singh Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 I've been listening to their album "Now it's time to go 1985"!! Whoooooow, calm down there Corky, that's unchartered territory, people just don't go there, that could make you do all sorts of shit!!!!!!!!!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 HBow could you say no to that face.... of course you would give him a dummy
vegas Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 You're POTENTIALLY a pedo.That's about it, really. awesome! anyone want to be in my gang?
Koke Posted 21 November 2008 Posted 21 November 2008 I'm a big sex offender. Just ask my girlfriend. I've been sexually assaulting her for as long as we've been together.
fox123 Posted 22 November 2008 Author Posted 22 November 2008 I'm assuming from your previous posts, and you saying that none of your posts should be taking seriously, that this post should be taken as a potential piss take. Ill view as such
fox123 Posted 22 November 2008 Author Posted 22 November 2008 I have a simple approach to FT: If you don’t like what you read then don’t fucking read it.This is an internet forum, I think this needs stating again as it is a very salient point. An internet forum, especially a football-based one, is akin to a pub night - full of characters, bubbling with noise. There will be people you will fall out with as much as there will be people you'd walk over coals for. Thracian posted something similar around a year or two ago when there was an ongoing conflict between a couple of people. If anyone gets bunched up about someone else's point of view then that is their problem. I welcome the online (and real) company of those who entertain me - and oddly enough it is only those who have an online sense of humour that ever bother meeting up with others from here...those who always have some kind of issue often seem to stay away to carp and bitch about cliques. I’m not here to debate with the stupid – if I have found you “limited” I stop bothering to discuss matters. I block you. Deal with it, is your life really so shallow that this ranks as anything of importance? If it is then you need to be finding other hobbies, this is the wrong place for you. I subscribe to the Bill Hicks & the Chris Morris schools of philosophy: there are no boundaries, there are no limits to what can have the piss taken, anything and everyone is game. It's one which some people have a problem with - but (again) that is internet life. If you are offended then don't read it or turn the damn computer off, no one is forcing you to be here or read this. Anything I post should hardly come as a bloody surprise and so why are you trawling through what I write just to be offended? What a waste of your life that you do. There is only one topic I have never used for a giggle or insults and that is ‘spastic’. I do this for no other reason than I already appreciate that Stez would find this deeply offensive and I value him highly. I self censor on one issue because of who may be offended, not that I appreciate why offense is caused. Poynton Blue called me a “kiddie fiddler” and “a nonce” because he was trying to wind me up but it didn’t work. It was a limp effort to try to annoy me based on my profession – so I ran with it. If he didn’t want a retort he should not have opened Pandora’s Box. If he (plainly) could not deal with on-line comments then he should question why he comes into General Chat in the first place. The thread creator could have sent an Admin a PM if he was affronted but he didn’t, he chose to start this thread instead. Wallowing around like a love-scorned bitch he has pronounced his righteous indignation in a wonderfully ignorant manner, repeating the lame-brained child abuser inference. Anyone displaying this level of crass stupidity deserves to be ignored, I am simply surprised at how much he cares. His initial post has received a glorious amount of piss-taking and I fully appreciate the wonderful entertainment that ensued – so, well done 123fox. Maybe I've misunderstood him, it's happened before. I thought Joeb was a bit of a tool when he started posting but he's a smashing bloke, I thought Danny Boy had special needs but he is going to become a forum mainstay and has made some brilliant contributions recently. I was wrong with them but it didn't matter, they didn't get all bent about perceived negative comments. The number of times 123fox has mounted his high horse of righteous indignation is risible. Get over it child and get on with your life; maybe if you spent less time worrying about what people say about you or what they write you would enjoy your time here more. I feel flattered by the non-stop interest you show in me but it will never work between us and I’m more than happy with my current family (unless Singh has finally made the decision). I fully appreciate the fact that a whole swathe of this place would have no desire to drink with me - but so what? This isn't a popularity contest. I don't give a shit about my post count, the FT awards and any perceived clique/inner circle nonsense. I suspect half of this crap would vanish if my post count was zeroed, that's how petty I believe it runs to; that and the inability to distinguish fantasy from reality. I do care what people I rate think, people who I meet up with on match days, people I drink with. I've said this before, but it appears it needs repeating again, that those who have met me appreciate that I rarely take anything seriously, life is too short. There's important things to be bothered about - the health of my parents, the well-being of my kids, whether my wife's cooking will ever improve beyond slightly burned - and there's things not to be bothered about: what people say on the internet features at the top of this list. I come here for shits and giggles, I don’t feel the need to be constantly placing emoticons in my text to massage people’s egos. I don’t come on here to be insipid. Names will not bother me - call me anything you want as it matters not...but when someone starts a pathetic slagging fest I will join in, it's the online insult equivalent of chess. It's sport. Someone started up, someone who takes certain things very, very seriously. I responded. He cracked. It was sport. If he didn't want the response he shouldn't have posted the original insult it is as simple as that. I have no idea why anyone should be offended by any comment I made, no idea at all. It boils down to simply maintaining a grip, let's remind ourselves one more time, this is the internet. This is not real life. I don't like foppy Jonathan Ross so I don't watch his shows...and you know what - I don't get annoyed and rant at the TV screen. Likewise, I'm not bothered whether anyone writes to me to give me "support": This situation really is at that level of stupidity. Almost as stupid as the person who has gone to the level of threatening to "get me" three times and once to announce he is “looking forward” to the "FT bowling". What a sad fuck, to be threatening someone online with violence. That really waves the flag of mental incompetence. Your IP is logged, where you live maps to it, you are not anonymous, just another person who seriously needs to question whether they need a new hobby because the internet doesn’t seem to be your friend. In conclusion, you find what I write offensive? Place me on ignore or find another hobby. ...and this was my last post in this thread. This is an internet forum, I think this needs stating again as it is a very salient point. An internet forum, especially a football-based one, is akin to a pub night - full of characters, bubbling with noise. There will be people you will fall out with as much as there will be people you'd walk over coals for. Thracian posted something similar around a year or two ago when there was an ongoing conflict between a couple of people. I'm not quite sure where in a pub someone would actually mention having anal sex with another debaters daughter, the fact that it is shielded behind the internet and the clichéd response that..."It's the internet, I was joking", what you hide behind continuously sums up, to me that you are an internet bully, someone that doesn't get his own way in life and quite weak off line. Controversial or not. To be honest if you had said that in the pub I don't think you would be talking about it, let alone posting about it! If anyone gets bunched up about someone else's point of view then that is their problem. I welcome the on-line (and real) company of those who entertain me - and oddly enough it is only those who have an on-line sense of humour that ever bother meeting up with others from here...those who always have some kind of issue often seem to stay away to carp and bitch about cliques. I’m not here to debate with the stupid – if I have found you “limited” I stop bothering to discuss matters. I block you. Deal with it, is your life really so shallow that this ranks as anything of importance? If it is then you need to be finding other hobbies, this is the wrong place for you. The thing is Daggers, it wasn't a point of view you had. You was attacked, and instead of taking a step back you took the post to his level, you resorted in what you said (posted above). You lowered your self to that standard. I don't care about any cliques, or any rank of importance. I can hold my hand up to admitting the typing error I made, I have taken the Michael out of my self for putting 'Potential Paedophile' Yet I meant to say your posts could come across in such away, think about that, I'm happy for you to carry a personal vendetta against me. remember this though, I have openly apologised, and I haven't condoned any act of violence off line. I subscribe to the Bill Hicks & the Chris Morris schools of philosophy: there are no boundaries, there are no limits to what can have the piss taken, anything and everyone is game. It's one which some people have a problem with - but (again) that is internet life. If you are offended then don't read it or turn the damn computer off, no one is forcing you to be here or read this. Anything I post should hardly come as a bloody surprise and so why are you trawling through what I write just to be offended? What a waste of your life that you do. To be quite honest, what you subscribe to is your business. When you say if you don't like what I read, don't read it it's pretty hard not to unless the thread is entitled 'Potential Paedophilia content'. So what ever school of Philosophy you subscribe to, I'm sure has the general consensus that writing posts, talking about in public really isn't warranted. To be fair, I have hardly trawled through your posts, they are there for all to see. There is only one topic I have never used for a giggle or insults and that is ‘spastic’. I do this for no other reason than I already appreciate that Stez would find this deeply offensive and I value him highly. I self censor on one issue because of who may be offended, not that I appreciate why offence is caused. Poynton Blue called me a “kiddie fiddler” and “a nonce” because he was trying to wind me up but it didn’t work. It was a limp effort to try to annoy me based on my profession – so I ran with it. If he didn’t want a retort he should not have opened Pandora’s Box. If he (plainly) could not deal with on-line comments then he should question why he comes into General Chat in the first place. To be honest Daggers you have contradicted your self here. You wouldn't make or giggle about a disabled (not spastic) person yet you would make light heartedness about paedophilia, when there is people, not least your self that has kids, which to be fair is far more sever than ridiculing a disabled person. The thread creator could have sent an Admin a PM if he was affronted but he didn’t, he chose to start this thread instead. Wallowing around like a love-scorned bitch he has pronounced his righteous indignation in a wonderfully ignorant manner, repeating the lame-brained child abuser inference. Anyone displaying this level of crass stupidity deserves to be ignored, I am simply surprised at how much he cares. His initial post has received a glorious amount of piss-taking and I fully appreciate the wonderful entertainment that ensued – so, well done 123fox. Again, repeatedly you resort to name calling, where I haven't Daggers. I apologised openly for the 'potential paedophile' reference and explained that isn't the way it was meant to come across. You seemed to have missed that point, or ignorantly refused the apology that was staring you in the face. Maybe I've misunderstood him, it's happened before. I thought Joeb was a bit of a tool when he started posting but he's a smashing bloke, I thought Danny Boy had special needs but he is going to become a forum mainstay and has made some brilliant contributions recently. I was wrong with them but it didn't matter, they didn't get all bent about perceived negative comments. The number of times 123fox has mounted his high horse of righteous indignation is risible. Get over it child and get on with your life; maybe if you spent less time worrying about what people say about you or what they write you would enjoy your time here more. I feel flattered by the non-stop interest you show in me but it will never work between us and I’m more than happy with my current family (unless Singh has finally made the decision). I like the way you went with this part of your post, you have previously mentioned that not everyone will agree on certain things, yet you are judging me on having an opinion about your distasteful remarks. I'd liken you to a playground bully, and whilst you may be a smashing bloke outside of virtual reality, in here is where you let off your steam, yet you can use the fact that 'It's the internet' to your advantage. My best friend is a Forensic Psychologist, and has been monitoring the behaviour of potential psychos on and off line for a number of years. I'd be interested to know what he makes of your on-line profile. (ill report his psycho analysis soon, this is a joke by the way). I fully appreciate the fact that a whole swathe of this place would have no desire to drink with me - but so what? This isn't a popularity contest. I don't give a shit about my post count, the FT awards and any perceived clique/inner circle nonsense. I suspect half of this crap would vanish if my post count was zeroed, that's how petty I believe it runs to; that and the inability to distinguish fantasy from reality. I do care what people I rate think, people who I meet up with on match days, people I drink with. Maybe this thread wouldn't revert to 20 pages, but I would still post a thread no matter who had made sexual references, it really isn't on. I don't thing it's the face people don't want to drink with you either. I think it's the fact that they don't know what to expect from you, because of the way you have conducted your self across here. That's from private messages. I've said this before, but it appears it needs repeating again, that those who have met me appreciate that I rarely take anything seriously, life is too short. There's important things to be bothered about - the health of my parents, the well-being of my kids, whether my wife's cooking will ever improve beyond slightly burned - and there's things not to be bothered about: what people say on the internet features at the top of this list. I come here for shits and giggles, I don’t feel the need to be constantly placing emoticons in my text to massage people’s egos. I don’t come on here to be insipid. The plain and simple fact of the matter is Daggers, that the Well being of your personal loved one's is no concern of ours, you don't mention them over the forum, nore should you. You say the people you have met offline (online) mean alot to you, yet you continued to post childish remarks in this thread, after Katy had said she found your posts 'to close to the bone'. Whether or not you wanted to continue to piss me off, there was no regard for her, even though you issued her a private apology. Names will not bother me - call me anything you want as it matters not...but when someone starts a pathetic slagging fest I will join in, it's the online insult equivalent of chess. It's sport. Someone started up, someone who takes certain things very, very seriously. I responded. He cracked. It was sport. If he didn't want the response he shouldn't have posted the original insult it is as simple as that. I have no idea why anyone should be offended by any comment I made, no idea at all. It boils down to simply maintaining a grip, let's remind ourselves one more time, this is the internet. This is not real life. To be quite honest I would have thought you were better than to resort to the comments you made about his daughter, real life or not. This situation really is at that level of stupidity. Almost as stupid as the person who has gone to the level of threatening to "get me" three times and once to announce he is “looking forward” to the "FT bowling". What a sad fuck, to be threatening someone online with violence. That really waves the flag of mental incompetence. Your IP is logged, where you live maps to it, you are not anonymous, just another person who seriously needs to question whether they need a new hobby because the internet doesn’t seem to be your friend. You will find in previous posts, that I didn't condone this. To be fair Daggers If you want to carry this on, I will. I'm also happy to block you, should that be your preference. I would also like to point out, there are potential typos in this post, if Fez gets his kicks out of displaying them in his signature, I am giving him permission to take what bit he needs to make him self look that slightly bit more intelligent
Zingari Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 well said mr fox 123 unfortunately most of posters that your argument is aimed at will collectively have their fingers in their ears shouting la la la . it's obvious that unlike many on here you do have a very good sense of humour , but you also know it has to have some boundaries ; well done
surrifox Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 good lord, what on earth's been going on in here?
Bellend Sebastian Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 good lord, what on earth's been going on in here? I've seen the whole thing, including the deleted posts, and even I've got no idea
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 You wouldn't make or giggle about a disabled (not spastic) person yet you would make light heartedness about paedophilia, when there is people, not least your self that has kids, which to be fair is far more sever than ridiculing a disabled person. Jesus christ. And you get on your high horse about "offensive" posts? That's unbelievable. I would also like to point out, there are potential typos in this post, if Fez gets his kicks out of displaying them in his signature, I am giving him permission to take what bit he needs to make him self look that slightly bit more intelligent Get over yourself. You posted something that made me laugh so I put it in my sig for a couple of days. What the hell has intelligence got to do with it?
fox123 Posted 22 November 2008 Author Posted 22 November 2008 Jesus christ. And you get on your high horse about "offensive" posts? That's unbelievable.Get over yourself. You posted something that made me laugh so I put it in my sig for a couple of days. What the hell has intelligence got to do with it? The problem is, it's all you seem to do recently. Pick at peoples posts and grammar, Jake Shingler for example.
Suffolk_fox Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 Geez! I can't believe this thread is STILL going!
Fox You Forest Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 It would have died on it's arse had he not changed his posts around and had another pop and threw one at Fez for good measure.
Uncle Monty Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 Just thought i'd post to keep this going.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 The problem is, it's all you seem to do recently. Pick at peoples posts and grammar, Jake Shingler for example. That's absolute nonsense but it's not important.
LeeCovFox Posted 22 November 2008 Posted 22 November 2008 That's absolute nonsense but it's not important. Over 18,000 posts and all you've done in that time is pick up on people's grammatical shortcomings. I hope you're ashamed of yourself Fez. I know I would be. Damn the FT clique and its expectation that people are able to communicate in English.
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