Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
Granno

Eye Tests

Recommended Posts

Posted

Could someone explain what goes on during an eye test?

It appears I've frazzled my eyes from too many long sessions on the computer >_<

Posted
Could someone explain what goes on during an eye test?

It appears I've frazzled my eyes from too many long sessions on the computer >_<

lol Have you never had one then?

All you do is look at letter, coloured rings etc.

Posted
lol Have you never had one then?

All you do is look at letter, coloured rings etc.

Nope never had one :crylaugh:

Sounds ok anyway. Cheers!

Posted
lol Have you never had one then?

All you do is look at letter, coloured rings etc.

my sister used to work for specsavers, now she works for optical express and regional development manager

cant stand eye tests, but my eyes are fine lol

Posted
Could someone explain what goes on during an eye test?

It appears I've frazzled my eyes from too many long sessions on the computer >_<

If your lucky you'll get a fit lady optician who'll look into your eyes and whisper

"now look to the left please"

Now look to the right please"

All this in a dark room.

Just you and her!!!

It happened to me last time and i was a whisker away from doing something i'd have regretted for the rest of my life!!!

Posted
They do things to you. Terrible things. Brace yourself

lolz @ that photo.

I'm still never prepared for the blowing-the-puff-of-air-in-your-eyes thing even though I know it's coming.

I'm still a baby about eye drops.

And no, I can't see which circle is popping out nor can I grab the fly's wings or pick out any of the 3-D pictures because I have no binocular depth perception.

But it's all good. I used to cut lenses so I'd get eye exams for free and get to play around with the machines every now and then. I had a few eye surgeries when I was a kid and I used to be fascinated by all this--even wanted to be an ophthalmologist when I was young. I got older and stopped giving a crap about that, but now I kind of wish I would have spent about 12 years of my life in intense, dedicate-your-entire-life 24/7/365 studying/ridiculous exams/residencies etc. :huh:

Posted

Alex, how on earth did you manage to get that photo taken??? Did you just ask the optician "excuse me but would you mind taking a silly picture of me on your equipment?"

Posted
Someone invades your personal space and tests how awkward you are for half an hour or so.

Every optician I have seen smells of polo mints.

Posted

I don't mind the tests. Though have had them at Specsavers and Boots. Specsavers is better because they didn't do the air thing to me. Hate that!

Posted
Alex, how on earth did you manage to get that photo taken??? Did you just ask the optician "excuse me but would you mind taking a silly picture of me on your equipment?"

My mate broke his hand and when we were in the hospital getting it looked at they left us alone for a while, so we started pissing around with the equipment. We're well mature. There's actually a whole album of photos on my Facebook. Something about a great hospital adventure.

Posted
Oh aye. Sadly discarded now in favour of a (similar) green Gola bag

I know a good man bag when I see one.

Have the red version, it is battered!

Gola :thumbup: ......

And they laughed when I rocked a pair of Gola boots off in Year 7.....

Adidas Predator tarts!!

Posted
I know a good man bag when I see one.

Have the red version, it is battered!

Gola :thumbup: ......

And they laughed when I rocked a pair of Gola boots off in Year 7.....

Adidas Predator tarts!!

We're not slaves to fashion damn it!

Posted

Despite wearing contact lenses since 1992 and putting my fingers in my eyes on a regular basis, I sill hate eye tests and avoid them like the plague. I have dead sensitive eyes and people shining lights and puffing air into them just makes them upset.

Posted
We're not slaves to fashion damn it!

lol

Yeah but try telling my Mother that when she thought is was cool to buy me "Ball Boys" trainers.

In case some of you have forgotten.

The Alan Hansen endorsed product.

"Ball boys shoes is what you need, get the power on your feet"

Anyway, back to eye tests.

Posted
If given a choice between having my eyes tested and having my prostate examined, I'd definitely go for the eye test.

You lot don't know you're born

Ha! I think you'll find the lady equivalent of that is far, far worse.

NOW you can go back to eye tests.

Posted
Ha! I think you'll find the lady equivalent of that is far, far worse.

NOW you can go back to eye tests.

Ouch.

I now have a mental image of this which I found highly erotic disturbing.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...