Tilley Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 See if she is willing to give you one. If she is, then get yourself round there. Shag her. It's a numbers game mate. Does he have a sister?Also - this bint who has messed you about - get on her best mate, sister and cousin. Bang. Jobs a goodun. Think of it as a learning experience, learn from your mistakes and move on!!!On the other hand, if that birds abit of a slapper, use her as a fook buddy!!! It really is true and very harsh but you should have taken the chance first.Forget her now, do you really want to get with a girl that has taken your mates penis whilst you were (Supposedly) sleeping on the floor. Before throwing punches you did have two choices: A. Join in B. Knock one off I know what I would have done. The advice on this forum. :laugh: Shag ought!
Ric Flair Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 he bloody knew alright he and the others were giving me shit on the train into the city about it all well she did say she tryed to push him away not spoken to him since he walked off this morning wont see him unless he turns up at to play cricket on the weekend Get some rubber gloves, roll the cricket ball in shit, then bowl an over of full tosses at him and watch the fooker wince when he realises he's got pony splattered all over him.
dhermon Posted 12 January 2009 Author Posted 12 January 2009 yeah told em tonight bit shocked and disgusted in him yes must have been a very weak push it sure as hell didnt sound like she pushed him away
City fan @ Aston Uni Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 yeah told em tonight bit shocked and disgusted in him yes must have been a very weak push it sure as hell didnt sound like she pushed him away I'd just leave it with her then!! Deffo not gf material if she does that to you!! On the other hand, it could be a sign she's a nymphomaniac, in which case then it could benefit you if you just want something like that!
Darkzzz_ Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Get some rubber gloves, roll the cricket ball in shit, then bowl an over of full tosses at him and watch the fooker wince when he realises he's got pony splattered all over him.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Went to cricket last night with a group of mates and a female "friend" it was kind of a date first time we had met in person but have been chatting via facebook msn and on phone for a few months anyway after missing the last train home ended up going to a pub for a few extra drinks then back to her place......so we all head up to her room to sleep off the drinks me being the gentleman slept on the floor when my so called mate thought i was asleep jumped in her bed and had a right old pash with her things got a bit heated once they worked out i was still wide awake punchs thrown words said ... so my question is do i give her a 2nd chance or not ? do i inform his lovely wife what he has been up to as its not the first time he has done this (last time he shagged a right bit of rough) do i try and patch things up with mate or cut my loses ? Tell her too get fooked, as even if you do give her a 2nd chance you will always have your doubts. What pub you end up at btw?
Darkzzz_ Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Off subject I know. But I think Roo Fox is an alcoholic.
Tilley Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Off subject I know.But I think Roo Fox is an alcoholic. I didn't want to say anything, but now you've mentioned it.
dhermon Posted 12 January 2009 Author Posted 12 January 2009 Tell her too get fooked, as even if you do give her a 2nd chance you will always have your doubts.What pub you end up at btw? ive got no idea of the names of the places was at the pub on the other side of richmond station n cricketers for a bit ended the night at a bar in the casino on the plus side i didnt pay for the taxi her flatmate may want her to move out now and she found blood on her sheets neither mine nor hers which means i must have got him good you little bloody ripper !!!
fox123 Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 ive got no idea of the names of the places was at the pub on the other side of richmond station n cricketers for a bit ended the night at a bar in the casino on the plus side i didnt pay for the taxi her flatmate may want her to move out now and she found blood on her sheets neither mine nor hers which means i must have got him good you little bloody ripper !!! Or he caught her at wrong time of month
Finnegan Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 She wished it was you that hopped into her bed but she was quite happy to do him n'all? You sure you're chasing the right bird, sir?
Zingari Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 you shudda pretended you didn't know he was there and rammed up his sneaky ass
Finnegan Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 you shudda pretended you didn't know he was there and rammed up his sneaky ass :blink: :blink: :huh:
Zingari Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 :blink: :blink: :huh: that would have been his "mates" expression too
Webbo Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 that would have been his "mates" expression too I don't like to brag, but if that had been me it would have been instead.
The People's Hero Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 This has taken a turn for the bizarre, I see. Actual advice mate - move on, spend your time getting to know someone who won't do sh it like this.
Zingari Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 I don't like to brag, but if that had been me it would have been instead. so long as it wasn't
Corky Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 This has taken a turn for the bizarre, I see.Actual advice mate - move on, spend your time getting to know someone who won't do sh it like this. When was it not?
Finnegan Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 tell his wifetell her to feck off hit him And you wonder why we all think you're 12?
GLC Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 And you wonder why we all think you're 12? ive had it done to me let her back into my life then she did it again with another 'mate' if hes cheated before then hes bound to do it again,
Vardinhio Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 She's bad news my friend. Best thing to do now is be civil, move on and don't talk to her in excessive depth. Be the guy you are and nothing else but don't be interested. The minute she thinks you don't care she will do, that's how all girls work...then she'll come begging back. Recently happened to me with a girl who fooked me around for a year plus. I finally realised and found an amazing gf who is brilliant. Now the annoying girl from before makes ALLL the effort and I couldn't give a flying puck. Leave alone and your mates a willy puller. Rise above him and forgive him. You can use it for years to come. Also watch him, people don't change.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 I think the general gist of this thread is "fuck anything"
Jimmy2Drags Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Went to cricket last night with a group of mates and a female "friend" it was kind of a date first time we had met in person but have been chatting via facebook msn and on phone for a few months anyway after missing the last train home ended up going to a pub for a few extra drinks then back to her place......so we all head up to her room to sleep off the drinks me being the gentleman slept on the floor when my so called mate thought i was asleep jumped in her bed and had a right old pash with her things got a bit heated once they worked out i was still wide awake punchs thrown words said ... so my question is do i give her a 2nd chance or not ? do i inform his lovely wife what he has been up to as its not the first time he has done this (last time he shagged a right bit of rough) do i try and patch things up with mate or cut my loses ? 1) She's a slag. 2) Tell his wife. 3) Fu*k him off.....good mates don't do that. Unlucky.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 12 January 2009 Posted 12 January 2009 Get your own back by intercoursing your mate. She won't know what's hit her. I call it - Catch 22.
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