General Smuts Posted 18 March 2009 Share Posted 18 March 2009 And what a great final, what a great concept Rapping bout people and inanimate objects Thanks all for voting you've been a great audience Katy wangers so big they must've had augments I’m the host gangsta rapper and my names Gizzy Sizzle Here's a short verse about Fez's lickle winkle Went out in the first round what a great comeback But his dick is so small he could fook you in your pissflap Katy made the final in a shock to the system Don't fook about is Kesteven not Lincoln She's a mother do gooder and a lifelong vegetarian But when we get down to it she’s hooked she’s a Fezbian Worra bout the dark horse A Fox in Essex The ladies in his county have questionable ethics With all of those slag’s he still can't pull though And his raps are incoherent like he's lost in a k-hole Everybody’s favourite NSLL beat off the winner Until Katy mugged him off like a smeghead Arnie Rimmer Beaten by a girl and that’s fooking shameful He's such a bloody emo this verse has got him tearful Summing up this battle has been a fricking riot It’s been weird all week FT's gone quiet So I’m leaving it on this note, and this note is sober I’m drumming up some interest do we wanna start all over? Roll up Roll up - Season 2 is on the horizon. Who wants a piece? 1. Gizzy Sizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillehamring Posted 18 March 2009 Share Posted 18 March 2009 And what a great final, what a great conceptRapping bout people and inanimate objects Thanks all for voting you've been a great audience Katy wangers so big they must've had augments I’m the host gangsta rapper and my names Gizzy Sizzle Here's a short verse about Fez's lickle winkle Went out in the first round what a great comeback But his dick is so small he could fook you in your pissflap Katy made the final in a shock to the system Don't fook about is Kesteven not Lincoln She's a mother do gooder and a lifelong vegetarian But when we get down to it she’s hooked she’s a Fezbian Worra bout the dark horse A Fox in Essex The ladies in his county have questionable ethics With all of those slag’s he still can't pull though And his raps are incoherent like he's lost in a k-hole Everybody’s favourite NSLL beat off the winner Until Katy mugged him off like a smeghead Arnie Rimmer Beaten by a girl and that’s fooking shameful He's such a bloody emo this verse has got him tearful Summing up this battle has been a fricking riot It’s been weird all week FT's gone quiet So I’m leaving it on this note, and this note is sober I’m drumming up some interest do we wanna start all over? Roll up Roll up - Season 2 is on the horizon. Who wants a piece? 1. Gizzy Sizzle. i think you've probably peaked to early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosse Boy Posted 18 March 2009 Share Posted 18 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle 2. AFiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 18 March 2009 Share Posted 18 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle 2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 18 March 2009 Share Posted 18 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle 2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez Yes I'm in! I've got FM09 now so I don't visit as often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 Word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 Ha I don't think I'll be holding myself up for ridicule this time round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 Ha I don't think I'll be holding myself up for ridicule this time round! But you were sooooo good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 But you were sooooo good! Yeah but what about my rapping capabilities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 Surely too soon? Think it would be boring with the same people in so I'll rule myself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 Yeah but what about my rapping capabilities? Yeah, well that too. Surely too soon? Think it would be boring with the same people in so I'll rule myself out. Quitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle 2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez 6. The Undiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisputed, Once-deeeeeeeeeeeeeefeated, Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeavyweight Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattle Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampion of the Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooorld - Fez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez 6. The Undiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisputed, Once-deeeeeeeeeeeeeefeated, Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeavyweight Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattle Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampion of the Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooorld - Fez. Until now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 I'm raising the bar even further for this one. Can you keep pace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 Yeah I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 I'm raising the bar even further for this one. Can you keep pace? from what i've heard matty fryatt could keep pace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationwider Posted 20 March 2009 Share Posted 20 March 2009 Yeah, sod it. I'm in. I'm gonna take it serious and read the rules and everything this time. Smuts can hit me in the face with a frying pan if I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 24 March 2009 Share Posted 24 March 2009 I'll put my name down again and will probably forget again. I'm cool like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 25 March 2009 Author Share Posted 25 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle 2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez 6. Fez. 7. MTWG 8. Nationwider 9. Finners 1 more for an even number and we'll kick things off ... maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillehamring Posted 25 March 2009 Share Posted 25 March 2009 jebus, there's some testosterone flowing now, and smuts is here too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 March 2009 Share Posted 25 March 2009 Word! 1. Gizzy Sizzle2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez 6. Fez. 7. MTWG 8. Nationwider 9. Finners 1 more for an even number and we'll kick things off ... maybe. Ain't nobody clocking my vibe? Duncha understan when I is sayin "word", what it is that I am sayin? Man, you ain't all that, cos you got ten and, like, you don't know nuffin, right? Respek! I is down to take yo down! Is I aksing too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 25 March 2009 Share Posted 25 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle 2. AFiE 3.F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez 6. Fez. 7. MTWG 8. Nationwider 9. Finners 10. trav le bleu lets do this (i don't want trav le bleu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 27 March 2009 Author Share Posted 27 March 2009 1. Gizzy Sizzle2. AFiE 3. F 2 the Y 2 the F. 4. El Empty (just in case he forgets!) 5. stez 6. Fez. 7. MTWG 8. Nationwider 9. Finners 10. trav le bleu lets do this (i don't want trav le bleu) That'll do donkey! Shall draw it tonight, ready for a weekend write and monday night post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 27 March 2009 Author Share Posted 27 March 2009 That'll do donkey!Shall draw it tonight, ready for a weekend write and monday night post. Rather than working i'm busting a move in my pocket. This is names out of a pocket ... Finners Vs General Smuts Fez Vs Nationwider Stez Vs Fox You Forest AFIE Vs MTWG Trav Vs El Empty I will end you Finners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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