Unabomber Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 You: hello Stranger: h Stranger: hi You: if a giraffe fell over do you think it would be able to get up or would it die? Your conversational partner has disconnected. <_< Not a good start so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 You: helloStranger: h Stranger: hi You: if a giraffe fell over do you think it would be able to get up or would it die? Your conversational partner has disconnected. <_< Not a good start so far Alex what do you think to my Dutch sort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 Alex what do you think to my Dutch sort? filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 4 April 2009 Share Posted 4 April 2009 It's my mission to find another Rob Earnshaw fan on Omegle. It's started badly.... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: RONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDO You: TOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRES. Stranger: PELÉ! You: Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah! Nah nah! Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah! Nah nah! Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, FERNANDO TORRES ISNT AS GOOD AS EARNSHAW. \o/ Stranger: Maradonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa Stranger: Messiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Stranger: Gerard You: Earnshaaaaaaaaaaawwwww. Stranger: Eto'o You: Earnshaaaaaaaw. Stranger: Riquelmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee You: Earnshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 why do people start with ronaldo? had a couple do that also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 why do people start with ronaldo? had a couple do that also. Lot of Brazillians about. It won't let me connect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 It won't let me connect. yeah same, thought I had been banned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 I thought the same, though my "This is an automated message" spam in reply to everything this kid said was probably tame compared to most of the stuff that gets said on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 I thought the same, though my "This is an automated message" spam in reply to everything this kid said was probably tame compared to most of the stuff that gets said on here. all I said was I was flicking my bean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi there partner You: Hows it hangin? Stranger: where you from /? You: England, u? Stranger: brazil You: nice You: love them brazilian ladyboys Stranger: \o Stranger: you know of any soccer team here in brazil/ Stranger: ? You: corinthians Stranger: more? You: sao paolo Stranger: more? You: Brazil Stranger: santos you know? You: yeah love santos Stranger: yeeeah Stranger: me too You: was good to see bolivia beat argentina Stranger: yeah You: didn't expect that! Stranger: santos greatest soccer team in the world You: no, Leicester city are You: my ass crack is itching Stranger: :0 Your conversational partner has disconnected. love this site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmund Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Stranger: where you from /?You: England, u? Stranger: brazil You: nice You: love them brazilian ladyboys Stranger: \o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HELLOO You: fook you, I'm getting fed up of people disconnecting me You: sorry, wrong person Stranger: its ok Stranger: from? You: England here, where you from Stranger: Brazil You: Wow wa wee waa You: Tropical Stranger: how old r u? You: 31 Stranger: yes, tropical Stranger: i really love england Stranger: i love mcfly (: You: Do you prefer nipples or butt cheeks? Stranger: aff[ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello my friend Stranger: hi You: I really fooking hurt my knee today when I was robbin the local dairy Stranger: seu cu You: yak shemash Stranger: seu cu You: bonjour. joe le taxi por favor? Stranger: sahusauhashusauh You: take this seriously please Stranger: sorry You: okay, now let's start again. Hi Stranger: hello You: did you go to the fair last week? I did, it was fooking amazin. I went on the dodgems 4 times and had a fight with 3 gypsys Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: If you're a girl, will you marry me? You: yeah i will Stranger: You make me so happy You: only if you gave a big cock though You: and loads of money us$ Stranger: i have one Stranger: lawls You: ah well, i'm a man, but i'm sure we can get over that problem and have proper man love? Stranger: no thanks buddy i thought i'd found my new love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i need mclubbin Your conversational partner has disconnected. bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: whats ur fav band? You: mcfly you? Stranger: mcfly? Stranger: ive never heard of them Stranger: what genre? You: yeah, you never heard of them? theyre thrash metal Stranger: thats cool Stranger: im from the US Stranger: maybe they arent known around here Stranger: i like Muse You: it bloody is, five colours is a beautiful song You: muse are ok, but over here it's all about mcfly, and busted Stranger: cool Stranger: where u from? You: i can't believe they're not broke the us yet?! england leicester to be exact Stranger: yeah Stranger: ive never heard of them You: ou got limewire? Stranger: and i dig pretty deep to find good music Stranger: no You: itunes? Stranger: you but i dont have sounkd on my comp Stranger: do they sound like metallica at all Stranger: i lie them Stranger: like Your conversational partner has disconnected. obviously heard some mcfly at that point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 thrash metal ! Mclubbin! I just been on there for about an hour talkin to some yank and they were **** crackers. Talkin about their boyfriend who cut a horse up. Sounds like a joke but I talked to em for about an hour and I reckon they were serious. Uck me, I'm scarred. They were talkin about voices in their head and shit and I just couldn't disconnect cos of the fascination so I carried on. That was an experience and a half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Not sure how reliable people's pictures are on here though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 How do you guys all get these pictures (although most of them are probably not real) All I get are brazilians, americans and bloody weirdos! I just got a 15 year old female Ay up, 24 year old female from Oxford, 6 years age difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinkenzo Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Someone must have got sent viruses by now.. surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hii Stranger: I'm Robert Pattinson Stranger: How are you You: I'm Fidel Castro You: tired You: you? Stranger: Omg interesting Stranger: I'm fine You: Mrs Pattinson said she is very tired too Stranger: Really You: yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: whats your opinion on the financial crisis? You: fuckin love it! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Stranger: where r u from? You: Korea. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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