lavrentis Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Im sorry but that looks fake as. Great if it isnt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyB Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Im sorry but that looks fake as.Great if it isnt though. Got it from her MSN DP, not got her to send a pic yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Got it from her MSN DP, not got her to send a pic yet. Oh right Bloody hell nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Got it from her MSN DP, not got her to send a pic yet. It's just me, on a fake account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 You stole it off her?! Oh dear. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 had a girl talk to me about Ashley Tisdale. I asked for her msn (the person I was speaking to, not Tisdale's ) but apparently what happens in omegle, stays in omegle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 For anyone who has seen the Derek sketch out of the Catherine Tate show (the bold gay bloke) You: hi Stranger: Flamewar on! Stranger: GO! You: what on earth are you insinuating Stranger: what do you think........ You: how....very....dare.....you Stranger: dun dun dun Stranger: Oh I dare You: who dear me dear gay dear no dear Stranger: Haven't you ever been in a flame war?\ Stranger: gay? You: just because i happen to enjoy flame wars you think I like to park my mini Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat You: I have been coming on here for 25 years and have never been so insulted Stranger: inherently! Stranger: thats my job! Stranger: i git r' dun You: flame wars.........how very dare you Stranger: 25 years huh? Must be Al Gore, we all know he invented teh internets Stranger: WaiT! You: come on derek lets go Stranger: You thought I called you gay! You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 There are only four people on this site who are able to get decent Minky and sorry JoeyB but your not one of them. Last night was rammed with Brazilians! Got one on msn but she is a bastard to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Oh dear. I was pretending I was a belgian male because this girl was belgian. And she asks 'What is your name?'...and I'm thinking 'shit...belgian name...belgian name *searches belgian names into google*...shit the fcuking page isn't responding...just chuck anything out...anything that sounds belgian.' Rupert. I write, Rupert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Oh dear.I was pretending I was a belgian male because this girl was belgian. And she asks 'What is your name?'...and I'm thinking 'shit...belgian name...belgian name *searches belgian names into google*...shit the fcuking page isn't responding...just chuck anything out...anything that sounds belgian.' Rupert. I write, Rupert. Ha. I know a belgian called Timmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Oh dear.I was pretending I was a belgian male because this girl was belgian. And she asks 'What is your name?'...and I'm thinking 'shit...belgian name...belgian name *searches belgian names into google*...shit the fcuking page isn't responding...just chuck anything out...anything that sounds belgian.' Rupert. I write, Rupert. Rupert!?!? i would have picked a Belgian footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie909 Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 best one ive had: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: U LIKE ME? You: will you be the john lennon to my paul mccartney? Stranger: i'm bender You: we could make sweet sweet music together Stranger: beatles sucks Stranger: i hate Stranger: i like Stranger: gore You: im perplexed by how atrocious your grammar is Stranger: pau no seu cu troxa You: meh meh meh blah blah to you to Stranger: hahaha Stranger: hey Stranger: asshole Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Rupert!?!? i would have picked a Belgian footballer. It's safe to say I binned that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie909 Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: the f-f-f-f fresh prince is who i am You: so tell ma mutha that i never make a whack jam Stranger: Sorry im only interested in nsf. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevez Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 It's slit on tap in here. And I like. Alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Myu Dutch beauty has kindly sent me another picture! I am slowly starting to fall in love with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandannieldanok Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 You are one lucky bastard Albert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Myu Dutch beauty has kindly sent me another picture! I am slowly starting to fall in love with her. One question: how?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 One question: how?! Natural charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLC Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 For anyone who has seen the Derek sketch out of the Catherine Tate show (the bold gay bloke)You: hi Stranger: Flamewar on! Stranger: GO! You: what on earth are you insinuating Stranger: what do you think........ You: how....very....dare.....you Stranger: dun dun dun Stranger: Oh I dare You: who dear me dear gay dear no dear Stranger: Haven't you ever been in a flame war?\ Stranger: gay? You: just because i happen to enjoy flame wars you think I like to park my mini Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat You: I have been coming on here for 25 years and have never been so insulted Stranger: inherently! Stranger: thats my job! Stranger: i git r' dun You: flame wars.........how very dare you Stranger: 25 years huh? Must be Al Gore, we all know he invented teh internets Stranger: WaiT! You: come on derek lets go Stranger: You thought I called you gay! You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Lavrentis, you are the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Natural charm. It's really a 73-year old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 It's really a 73-year old man. Thats original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Lavrentis, you are the man. Shes online now then YOu thought I was lying to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 7 April 2009 Share Posted 7 April 2009 Shes online now then YOu thought I was lying to you It's unreal, one of her favourite bands is My Chemical Romance. Earlier we were talking about Kimi Raikkonen. Dreamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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