lavrentis Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Nah. Phew.. Well Kiittaa Te back to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Stranger: hi,male or female? You: pedeo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 This guy's talking to me in French and I'm just saying "Oui" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Albert Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Stranger: hi,male or female?You: pedeo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Gayboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Dutchie from the other night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc_jme Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Nice work, Samuel. What's the craic with this, anyway? Is it just go on some site and partake in banter with random foreign nationals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Nice work, Samuel.What's the craic with this, anyway? Is it just go on some site and partake in banter with random foreign nationals? Yes indeedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nath Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: Hello sir, would you like to buy a Bible from me? You: nah, i cant read Stranger: Well that's ok. I have Bibles on CD. It'll read for you. You: nah, dont have a cd player Stranger: Oh well, I can give you one with the Bible. You: dont have an adress Stranger: See I'm only spreading the word of God, and no cost is too great to spead the word. Stranger: Oh no! You're homeless? You: never heard of the credit crunch? Stranger: I must take you to our church, we have a soup kitchen that serves Bibles there. You: soup kitchen? You: wow You: dint know u cud eat a bible Stranger: Oh no, the Bible comes free with the meal. Stranger: You eat the soup son. You: i cant read tho? Stranger: I understand you must be rather unintelligant for being homeless, but god has a plan for everybody. You: god isnt real tho Stranger: You can have the delux Bible CD only $19.95. You: i will jst listen to my mum Stranger: How can you say that a man who we never see and can magically hear our thoughts isn't real!? Stranger: I know God is real, I have proof. You: u just anserd ya own question Stranger: You want to know my proof? Stranger: It's in the Bible. You: How can you say that a man who we never see Stranger: And you can read it yourself for only $19.95. You: ur own words Stranger: But the Bible explains all of it. Stranger: You just need to read it son. Stranger: Be saved in the name of Jesus. You: i can buy nuts mag for £1.60 You: bargain Stranger: Oh, you're from Europe, well that changes everything. You: naked ladys You: ur from america Stranger: That I am sir. You: now come on.... Stranger: What's the matter sir? You: odddddddddd people over the pond Stranger: Well what country are you from might I ask? You: zimbabwe Stranger: Interesting. Stranger: We have a missonary there. You: my names robert You: robert mugabe Stranger: So you're from Africa. You: zimbabwe Stranger: Zimbabwe is in Africa, son. Stranger: It's amazing you ever learned English. You: never said it wasnt, dad Stranger: Well I'm not you're father. There is only one true father, that is the Holly Father. You: my dad You: his name aint holy tho You: its steve? Stranger: But you're father and my father aren't the Holy Father. We're all God's children you see. You: nahh You: isit true god waas gay? Stranger: Oh but it's true, it's in the Bible, and you can own your very own for only $19.95. Stranger: God wasn't gay, God hated homosexuals. Stranger: It's in the Bible. Stranger: And you can own one for $19.95. You: maybe he jst said tht to cover himself Stranger: God never had to cover himself. He is endless. Stranger: It says so in the Bible, and you can own one for $19.95. You: my great great great great great great grandad had an affair with him apparntly? Stranger: Really? God never visted Earth, so I don't know how that's possible. And I should know, it's in the Bible. Stranger: And you can own one for $19.95. You: which i cud get for $19.95 You: ahh fort so You: you ever had sex? Stranger: I believe in Zimbabian currency, $19.95 becomes three twigs and a pig. Stranger: Oh I have had sex. Stranger: I have 14 children. Stranger: God said to never waste your seed. Stranger: It's in the Bible. Stranger: And you can own one for $19.95. You: 14 children Stranger: Yes. You: wow, ur wife must have a massive fanny Stranger: 14 lovely children. Stranger: Oh. God took her from us some years ago. Stranger: But it was his plan. Stranger: She's up in Heaven now. You: what a lovely chap Stranger: Reading the Bible I sold her. Stranger: And you can own one for $19.95. You: really You: 3 twigs and a pig? Stranger: Yes son, 3 twigs and a pig. You: what a bout jst the 1 twig? You: and no pig You: i need the pork You: god told me Stranger: Then that must be true. Stranger: I will settle for one twig. You: he also said tht u shud jst actually give me bibble for free You: so that u must do You: where do i order one then? Stranger: Well if, it's God's word then I have no choice. Stranger: Well you can visit our site at www.godisntrealandimnotabiblesalesmen.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. Haha.... what a website! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fosse Boy Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 This looks like fun. I shall partake when I have some spare time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfc_jme Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Had a bash and got as far as this: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: wnat to know a fact? You: hit me. Stranger: 1 in 5 germans work in the automotive industry Stranger: know ur turn You: my penis is 12 inches. You: around. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Had a bash and got as far as this:Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: wnat to know a fact? You: hit me. Stranger: 1 in 5 germans work in the automotive industry Stranger: know ur turn You: my penis is 12 inches. You: around. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 My first attempt. Stranger: hi You: carlton palmer, hi You: where do you reside? Stranger: in URANES Stranger: OOPD Stranger: KALVFCASV Stranger: NEWJFnedlsxcas You: Get that stalk down disabled Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 April 2009 Share Posted 5 April 2009 Dutchie from the other night. More Dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Happy Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 I had a bash, almost literally Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: wassup Stranger: sex? You: yes please Stranger: Alright, male or female? You: either Stranger: and you are. . . You: im me You: who are you Stranger: also me. You: but im me You: you cant be me Stranger: baby, I'm whatever you want me to be. . . You: oh i like that Stranger: Yea, so what do you want me to be? You: me? Stranger: yes. . . You: phwoar your sexy Stranger: What? You: why? Stranger: Who? You: when? Stranger: Where? You: with? Stranger: How? You: Oh sexual tension, you want me to relive you? Stranger: Definitly. . . You: where you wanna start Stranger: Where do YOU want to start? You: im a gentleman, im asking you first Stranger: Well I TOO am a gentlemen, so I'm asking you. . . You: unless you like it rough You: like a dog Stranger: Not really. . . You: whats your preffered style Stranger: Haven't developed a taste. . ;. You: well you spend an hour with me, we'll soon have you develpoing a taste Stranger: I'll have to get on that. . . You: or in it Stranger: Oh ya. You: oh baby You: you float my boat Stranger: Good. . . You: it certainly will be Stranger: ;D You: so you like it up the butt? Stranger: No. . .. You: why not Stranger: Not gay. You: your not Stranger: nope. You: but think of the fun we'll have Stranger: I dont want to. You: your breaking my heart Stranger: I'm sorry. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyB Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: anyone? You: nope You: no one here Stranger: really? You: just the window cleaner You: but he's busy seeing to your mum, while your dads away Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samilktray Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 More Dutch. You aren't going to be satisfied 'til we find the website he got the pics from, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 You aren't going to be satisfied 'til we find the website he got the pics from, are you? Just because I'm living the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 I just had someone asked me to do the Ctrl+V thing. He assumed I didn't know what it did. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyB Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Just because I'm living the dream. Where do u find them? i keep getting, Brazilian, us, polish and german men <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Where do u find them? i keep getting, Brazilian, us, polish and german men <_< I've had many a Brazilian pre-op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: Hi Stranger: A/s/l? YOu: 16/m/uk Stranger: 17/f/chicago You: can i ask your name? Stranger: im becca You: nice You: ashley. Stranger: hi ashley! You: hello =] Stranger: you prolly have a cute accent huh? =P You: erm You: not really, im from the uk but im from leicester...not much of an accent there You: well probably a lot different from yours Stranger: still Stranger: i love accents! You: yeah You: well i dunno how to explain mine You: you'd have to sort of listen to it Stranger: haha i cant silly! You: erm You: well you could like if you added on msn or something...but youd probably not want to =] Stranger: sure i would xD Stranger: im not on my comp tho, and they dont have it You: you would...yeah? =]...nice one. if you tell me it i can add it and you can talk when you're on your comp =] Stranger: sure! You: so what is your msn? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 Failed. it all started so well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koke Posted 6 April 2009 Share Posted 6 April 2009 This shit gets boring after the 3rd time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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