The list

[Red Leicester]

Make a list of five things so we can have a big thread of lists.

Some of our lists may differ and this would make an excellent opportunity to either have an indepth debate about the relative merits or adopt the Uncle Albert approach and call someone on the internet a rude name.

If you have appended your list to this thread you may care to add your name to this list.

Here's mine:

1. Gypsies
   
2. Sir Alex Ferguson
   
3. iPhone
   
4. Oasis
   
5. Hobnobs
   

I wonder how many will agree with that?

[Alexikokopops]

1. Chaka Demus and Pliers - Tease Me

2. Freshly squeezed mango juice

3. Mint imperials

4. Andrés Iniesta Luján

5. Envelopes

[Monk]

What is it a list OF?

[Alexikokopops]

What is it a list OF?

There's always one

[AoWW]

1. Daily Mail

2. EastEnders

3. The 'What are you listening to now' thread

4. Strap on dildos

5. Dust busters

[welck12]

1. Cheese

2. Hairy Nosed Wombats

3. Number 2 covered in number 1 reading number 5

4. Financial Advice

5. The Book of Dave

[Guest]

I'm not capable of thinking of 5 things, so I am needlessly posting in this thread regardless.

[DB11]

WTF? I know it gets boring during the off season but seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Red Leicester]

WTF? I know it gets boring during the off season but seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

That's one point - where's the other four?

Duh!

[Alexikokopops]

1. Daily Mail

2. EastEnders

3. The 'What are you listening to now' thread

4. *

5. *

* Alex can edit and add whatever he chooses.

I also like how these threads go right over DB11's head

[Corky]

1. Parsley

2. HD Ackerman

3. Garden

4. Cookie

5. River

That's my list.

[Shrenchel]

1. Piss flaps

2. Myra Hindley

3. Soup

4. Moral relativism

5. Yugoslavia

[Asha]

1. Ko Geuntae

2. The National Union of Chad.

3. Alex Revell

4. Synaptotagmin

5. Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

[Edmund]

'The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!’

[DB11]

I also like how these threads go right over DB11's head

I don't get it all

[maddog]

1. Beachball

2. Zebra

3. Chicken Madras

4. Noel Edmonds

5. Rainbows

[Red Leicester]

I don't get it all

That's why you're a virgin.

[Brainy]

or adopt the Uncle Albert approach and call someone on the internet a rude name.

And you couldn't have put your own name there?

That's why you're a virgin.

Whoever said you changed account to get away from the Anti-Daggers bandwagon was obviously wrong then.

[GLC]

That's why you're a virgin.

Sorry, that was just funny

[Lillehamring]

1. Sir iain Parsley

2. malin Ackerman

3. grahame Garden

4. Cookie monster

5. River pheonix

That's my list.

i've enough to think about, so i'll just highjack someone elses...

[Guest Bilo]

1. The Bologna Process

2. Chihuahuas

3. Dispute over the sovereignty of Macedonia

4. Retro TV theme tunes as ringtones

5. MPVs

[Vacamion]

- The Commodore 64

- Sweetcorn, tomato seeds and other items you can see in poo

- The Large Hadron Collider

- Dick Emery

- Papal bulls

[Red Leicester]

And you couldn't have put your own name there?

Whoever said you changed account to get away from the Anti-Daggers bandwagon was obviously wrong then.

If I had the first clue what you were blithering on about I might manage to reply, aside from to point out that my reply to DB11 was a joke based on a play on words - I do apologise if I seem to have upset your feelings by doing so, I do appreciate that not everyone has the same sense of humour.

[Finnegan]

And you couldn't have put your own name there?

Whoever said you changed account to get away from the Anti-Daggers bandwagon was obviously wrong then.

You really are the single most boring, humourless, anti-social contributer to this forum. You make Albert look light hearted, Ultra look cheerful, Shingler look sensible and AIDS look popular.

There are some real spanners on this forum, myself included, who probably annoy people just as much as they contribute properly. But you sincerely belong in the AshLCFC band of posters who give exactly NOTHING besides utter drivel.

Will you please, PLEASE take your thumb out of your arse, stop taking yourself so seriously, relax a little and stop whinging!? Good God, man!

[Hullfox]

I'm thinking:

Badger Spit

Amanda Holden's Mouth

Panorama

Boobies

Toast