Motorways

[Daggers]

What's the fucking point to motorways these days?

If it isn't a contraflow reducing speed to less than walking pace then it is some half-sharp gawping at an accident or having a wank instead of accelerating.

It took me three hours to get off the M6 the other week and then I spent two hours on the frigging M25 today. On a bastard motorbike spewing heat, unable to get through the narrow-laned contraflow. Then I got held up all the way up the M1 and M6.

Me? I'd ban caravans, cars under 2 litres and anyone who's not driven 50,000 miles. Wankers.

[lou]

I used to love motorway driving.... just being able to put my foot down and tank it without some moron hitting me head on while overtaking on a bend or a hill, but now its shite. Doesnt seem to matter where youre going or what time of day theres roadworks, average speed cameras or tailbacks.

Add to this the feckin numpties who dont know how to use the lanes correctly and its all set for hours of rage!

[AoWW]

You need to move to East Anglia. Motorway free (apart from a ickle bit of Cambs, but the M11 only has 2 lanes - that ain't a proper motorway!)

[Matt]

There are alot twats on the road.

[Katy]

You need to move to East Anglia. Motorway free (apart from a ickle bit of Cambs, but the M11 only has 2 lanes - that ain't a proper motorway!)

Or Lincolnshire, it's all about the A1.

[Corky]

You need to move to East Anglia. Motorway free (apart from a ickle bit of Cambs, but the M11 only has 2 lanes - that ain't a proper motorway!)

A47? A11?

[dandannieldanok]

All you need is a bit of tolerance, or even better stick to public transport. If everyone who moaned about the state of the roads went on public transport then there would be far less trouble.

[stez]

A47? A11?

the 'A' bit's the clue there, as in A-roads

[Katy]

A47? A11?

They aren't Mways are they? If it has an 'M' at the beginning it's a Motorway, or it has a (M) if it's within an 'A' road i.e A1(M)etc

[Corky]

the 'A' bit's the clue there, as in A-roads

They aren't Mways are they? If it has an 'M' at the beginning it's a Motorway, or it has a (M) if it's within an 'A' road i.e A1(M)etc

Oh dear me.

[Craig]

All you need is a bit of tolerance, or even better stick to public transport. If everyone who moaned about the state of the roads went on public transport then there would be far less trouble.

How many times have you failed?

[C-man]

What's the fucking point to motorways these days?

If it isn't a contraflow reducing speed to less than walking pace then it is some half-sharp gawping at an accident or having a wank instead of accelerating.

It took me three hours to get off the M6 the other week and then I spent two hours on the frigging M25 today. On a bastard motorbike spewing heat, unable to get through the narrow-laned contraflow. Then I got held up all the way up the M1 and M6.

Me? I'd ban caravans, cars under 2 litres and anyone who's not driven 50,000 miles. Wankers.

Get a car.

[Katy]

Get a car.

You're a brave, brave lad James.

[AoWW]

Oh dear me.

Awwww, you muppet!

{{hug}}

[stez]

All you need is a bit of tolerance, or even better stick to public transport. If everyone who moaned about the state of the roads went on public transport then there would be far less trouble.

out of interest, how do i get my bread and milk when the nearest shop is 5 miles away and there are no buses? there's not even a bus stop, for the non-existant, buses to stop at.

[AoWW]

out of interest, how do i get my bread and milk when the nearest shop is 5 miles away and there are no buses? there's not even a bus stop, for the non-existant, buses to stop at.

Have you never watched 'The Good Life'?

[lildave3]

IIIIIIIII, am a one way motorway.

[Lamby]

There wernt any traffic at 10:30pm on the M3 last Sat, had a good laugh at the people caught up in the traffic on the M25 going the other way to me today

[Tommeh]

Agreed they are bollocks, Clarkson said something on Top Gear the other week about if you have a crap car you can't care about driving and if you don't care about driving....why drive and ruin it for the rest of us? Them compared it to cooking, nobody forces you to cook just like drive.

The amount of times I go out in the early hours to escape these everyday morons is ridiculous.

[Lamby]

I got overtaken by a Austin Metro on the M3 yesterday <_<

Another thing that annoys me about motorways is everyone who overtakes you decides to have a nice long look at you while passing you, point of this?

[Daggers]

There was a guy I past who was attempting to drive a Ferrari.

What's the frigging point of one of them in this country? He was pissed on by a girl on a GS500.

And I have a car - it would have taken three times longer to leave the jam.

And East Anglia is shit. It's a fact in books.

[AoWW]

I got overtaken by a Austin Metro on the M3 yesterday <_<

Another thing that annoys me about motorways is everyone who overtakes you decides to have a nice long look at you while passing you, point of this?

They're glaring at you whilst muttering expletives under their breath because of your atrocious driving.

Either that or they think you look like a complete tool and can't resist turning to look and have a giggle.

[AoWW]

There was a guy I past who was attempting to drive a Ferrari.

What's the frigging point of one of them in this country? He was pissed on by a girl on a GS500.

And I have a car - it would have taken three times longer to leave the jam.

And East Anglia is shit. It's a fact in books.

I assume your statement was ironic - seeing as how you come from Brum?

[Zingari]

Too many common people own cars these days, that's the trouble .

When the M1 opened in Leicester in the 60s , I regularly used to go for a spin in the Jag and rarely drop below the ton until I got past Scratchwood .

I blame the socialists

[stez]

Have you never watched 'The Good Life'?

i'm not milking the hamster!