The Official Christmas Eve Thread

[Guest Bilo]

Not happy. Roads near to the girlfriend are closed, they're like ice rinks up here and all but 'essential travel' is inadvisable. Got to wait another week before I next get a chance to see her. Sodding weather.

[Manwell Pablo]

Trying to get wooly woofter woolers (TPH) Fez the mobile phone numer changerer (Fez) and Mr Virgin Man (Kokopops) on here for some proper Old Skool Xmas eve crap talk talking.

However Woolers is being slack and Fez has changed his mobile number so my plans may be going a scupper.

[The People's Hero]

Alright.

Stuck at work at the minute. Still got shopping to do.

Since I last spoke to you all I've gained a house, a fiancé, 2 cats and an even bigger belly.

So, to the eternal Christmas question. Who'd win in a fight to the death between

those 2 most christmassy of creatures, the reindeer and the robin? Oh, the fight is in water.

Trifle vs Xmas pud.

Trifle everytime and don't hold the sherry.

I'm off to Maidstone cheapest cardshop.

Gin later.

[Manwell Pablo]

Alright.

Stuck at work at the minute. Still got shopping to do.

Since I last spoke to you all I've gained a house, a fiancé, 2 cats and an even bigger belly.

So, to the eternal Christmas question. Who'd win in a fight to the death between

those 2 most christmassy of creatures, the reindeer and the robin? Oh, the fight is in water.

Trifle vs Xmas pud.

Trifle everytime and don't hold the sherry.

I'm off to Maidstone cheapest cardshop.

Gin later.

Stuck at work is good, for now, as long as you don't actually do any work.

I have no house or fiance or cat, so I'm feeling rather left out, although I do now live with a very nice (new) girl (I'm actually reasonable nice to this one)

However, I have recently aquired a torch shaped like Monkey that lights up when you squezze his tail, Can't remember where from.

Is the robin armed? Does the raindeer have any kind of squint?

Xmas pud, trifle is nancy southeners.

Apparently Kokopops should be here any minute.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Alright.

Stuck at work at the minute. Still got shopping to do.

Since I last spoke to you all I've gained a house, a fiancé, 2 cats and an even bigger belly.

So, to the eternal Christmas question. Who'd win in a fight to the death between

those 2 most christmassy of creatures, the reindeer and the robin? Oh, the fight is in water.

Trifle vs Xmas pud.

Trifle everytime and don't hold the sherry.

I'm off to Maidstone cheapest cardshop.

Gin later.

Gentlemen Jim!

Hearing from you has fair warmed the cockles of me heart, so it has.

Our only news is that someone seems to have killed Thracian.

As for the Robin and the Reindeer, I think they'd patch up their differences over a nice glass of sherry. It is Christmas, after all.

My team are getting into the Christmas spirit by watching an online video about a Sperm whale exploding in a Chinese street, an apparently true event. I've taken this opportunity to tell them all about the wonders of Ambergris. Maybe you will get some in your Christmas stocking, if you're very fortunate indeed

[Alexikokopops]

Alright.

Stuck at work at the minute. Still got shopping to do.

Since I last spoke to you all I've gained a house, a fiancé, 2 cats and an even bigger belly.

So, to the eternal Christmas question. Who'd win in a fight to the death between

those 2 most christmassy of creatures, the reindeer and the robin? Oh, the fight is in water.

Trifle vs Xmas pud.

Trifle everytime and don't hold the sherry.

I'm off to Maidstone cheapest cardshop.

Gin later.

Clearly the trifle wins. Is it too early to hit the wine?

Also, my money's on the robin. Reindeers are known for being particularly cumbersome, especially around Christmas time. Robin's are little bastards.

[AoWW]

Alright.

Stuck at work at the minute. Still got shopping to do.

Since I last spoke to you all I've gained a house, a fiancé, 2 cats and an even bigger belly.

So, to the eternal Christmas question. Who'd win in a fight to the death between

those 2 most christmassy of creatures, the reindeer and the robin? Oh, the fight is in water.

Trifle vs Xmas pud.

Trifle everytime and don't hold the sherry.

I'm off to Maidstone cheapest cardshop.

Gin later.

Blimey, it's Jim!

Happy Chrimbo!

Gin sounds like a splendid idea.

Oh, and the reindeer of course. Just because.

[Alexikokopops]

Did you know that Phil Gee shares a birthday with our very own Stez? I certainly didn't, until Facebook informed me on Saturday morning. It certainly is the Christmas season.

[ACF]

Right its almost Xmas here.

For the first time, Xmas has lost its magicallness, and I'm actaully disapointed. I put it down to working in retail. I'm 15, I'm meant to love it!

Oh, and Merry Christmas to you all, and thank you for brightening up my year at points (:

[Manwell Pablo]

Did you know that Phil Gee shares a birthday with our very own Stez? I certainly didn't, until Facebook informed me on Saturday morning. It certainly is the Christmas season.

Gee-force currently plays in the Leicestershire Senior League, my mate played against him a couple of weeks back.

I would say he's finally found his level but apparently he's still garbage (Merry X mas Phil, don't hunt me down on Facebook I'm only joking)

[Alexikokopops]

Gee-force currently plays in the Leicestershire Senior League, my mate played against him a couple of weeks back.

I would say he's finally found his level but apparently he's still garbage (Merry X mas Phil, don't hunt me down on Facebook I'm only joking)

Ok, I've got a question for you and TPH (and Fez if he appears) - who would win in a fight between Brian Carey (with a catapult) and a riled up Iwan Roberts? I wouldn't ask but Steve Agnew's just popped over for his first of the day (you know what he's like) and he just won't stop asking. It's worst than that time that Colin Gibson ate too many mince pies.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Just seen the bat sign in the sky. Morning all.

We're easy to track down though.

Try getting hold of Knighton Matt, and I'll be impressed.

[Manwell Pablo]

Ok, I've got a question for you and TPH (and Fez if he appears) - who would win in a fight between Brian Carey (with a catapult) and a riled up Iwan Roberts? I wouldn't ask but Steve Agnew's just popped over for his first of the day (you know what he's like) and he just won't stop asking. It's worst than that time that Colin Gibson ate too many mince pies.

Agnew should now this better than any of us.

But Iwan, as he is Welshman, sometimes Wears a Welshmans hat, and has Julian Joachim (who he lives in a council flat with) to back him up. Catapult of no Catapult Carey has little chance.

[Alexikokopops]

Just seen the bat sign in the sky. Morning all.

We're easy to track down though.

Try getting hold of Knighton Matt, and I'll be impressed.

I've sent Matt Barry Hayles and message, we'll see what happens.

Anyway, I need some help. Agnew's polished off the port and has started on the carrot cake. He really is getting unruly.

[Manwell Pablo]

Just seen the bat sign in the sky. Morning all.

We're easy to track down though.

Try getting hold of Knighton Matt, and I'll be impressed.

If ever a miracle like that is going to happen it'll be at xmas.

Also give me your number, I sent you a message telling you how impressed I was with this Mercury thing you were doing and it bounced back.

I was very sad.

[The People's Hero]

Right. Who gave kevin Poole my address?

He's banging on my door demanding to know why my religion on facebook was Gavin ward m'lord Gavin ward for so long.

Chebs.

That ought to show up in knighton matt's standard daily web search any time now.

I want nationwider. Make it so.

[Alexikokopops]

Right. Who gave kevin Poole my address?

He's banging on my door demanding to know why my religion on facebook was Gavin ward m'lord Gavin ward for so long.

Chebs.

That ought to show up in knighton matt's standard daily web search any time now.

I want nationwider. Make it so.

Kevin Poole ha a soft spot for the humble jam tart. Home made of course, the man's a jam tart snob. Feed him 2-3 and then rub his belly and he's all yours.

[haraven]

ok, well christmas eve here is THE big day, forget your xmas morning rubbish, it's all about the 24th...

so, last night "little xmas eve" we put the tree up, presents all wrapped up and under the tree, had a glass of aquavit - job done

woohoo -

Word! Had the fire going last night, drank 4-5 Highland Park's and discussed the year gone by with my father. Football was of course among the topics. The old man is a Man Utd supporter, but he is impressed with the rocket speed of turning fortunes of LCFC courtesy of the Pearson.

Tree is ready, family coming over, gifts are starting to multiple under the tree, I am so old now all I get is socks, t-shirts and ties - and a few bottles of the good stuff, but it's a darn good day.

24th Eve's the one - 25th is for the latecomers.

Merry Xmas.

[Manwell Pablo]

Kevin Poole ha a soft spot for the humble jam tart. Home made of course, the man's a jam tart snob. Feed him 2-3 and then rub his belly and he's all yours.

It's common knowledge in Ashby De La Zouch that Kevin Poole is infact paid by Burton Albion in Jam Tarts and platform shoes.

On the subject of old former Leicester City Goal Keepers, one of my missus friends cleans Russel Holts house. I have told her to try and find what will probable a large and extensive porn collection.

[jonthefox]

im taking the kids to church at 6. they call us the `once a yearers`, but i dont care.

i take them because i want them to know its not all about x boxes, and new bikes.

after that, normal service is resumed...ie the pub.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Where did it all go so wrong?

We've grown up and got actual stuff to do. More's the pity. It was a noble playground.

[Manwell Pablo]

Where did it all go so wrong?

We've grown up and got actual stuff to do. More's the pity. It was a noble playground.

Wank aint it.

Thems were the days, £250 a week, for posting on Foxestalk for 30 hours a week.

Although I would venture it is Xmas eve, no one should be doing any work, we should be taking this chance to piss about.

[Father Ted]

Well, my christmas eve is on the 6th January.

But Merry Christmas to anyone celebrating it tomorrow.

[davieG]

ok, well christmas eve here is THE big day, forget your xmas morning rubbish, it's all about the 24th...

so, last night "little xmas eve" we put the tree up, presents all wrapped up and under the tree, had a glass of aquavit - job done

today kinda feels like xmas day, because all the tv (if the satellite was working) is geared to all the old xmas movies and stuff - this evening we have a massive meal and get leathered whilst opening all our presents....

and then xmas day is still fun cause you wake up and remember that you have a load of new stuff that you got when you were a bit tipsy last night and then spend the day getting drunk again and, in our case, watching all our new blurays on the father-in-law's 55" tv...

and it's snowing.

woohoo -

You got married

Merry Christmas to everyone We will be thinking of you.

[Fosse Boy]

Evolution Harborough tonight anyone?

I'll buy you a beer if you can beat me on the boxing machine...