Tilley Posted 7 November 2010 Posted 7 November 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b9MFTQNyWo I love the build up to Christmas. I miss the days of performing in the school nativity and writing my letter to Santa using just the Argos catalogue.
StanSP Posted 7 November 2010 Posted 7 November 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b9MFTQNyWo I love the build up to Christmas. I miss the days of performing in the school nativity and writing my letter to Santa using just the Argos catalogue. Ah I had pages and pages worth of items I wanted from each year's catalogues when I was younger. Those were the days.
Unabomber Posted 7 November 2010 Posted 7 November 2010 Recently found out that I will be spending Christmas in Maidstone, can't say I am too over the moon about it.
Tilley Posted 7 November 2010 Posted 7 November 2010 Recently found out that I will be spending Christmas in Maidstone, can't say I am too over the moon about it. Missus' orders?
Unabomber Posted 7 November 2010 Posted 7 November 2010 Missus' orders? No, much more random than that. My brother is in a panto there and he was on a cruise ship last Christmas which incidentally crashed but that's a different story; so this year my rents wanted to spend Christmas all together. That meant going down there as he wouldn't be able to come up.
BoneDog Posted 7 November 2010 Posted 7 November 2010 Santa's a nobhead and he isn't welcome round my yard. The twat emptied his sack on my settee last year and I'm not havin it so I've boarded up the chimney. F*%"in Old Nick wannabe. Rudolph's alright though so I'll get in the spirit.
AoWW Posted 7 November 2010 Posted 7 November 2010 Recently found out that I will be spending Christmas in Maidstone, can't say I am too over the moon about it. That's ok, you'll get to meet TPH. (Assuming everyone who goes to the 'Stone gets to meet TPH, of course.) (He'll be the one in the garish floral shirt... you can't fail to spot him.)
z-layrex Posted 8 November 2010 Posted 8 November 2010 I've got xmas eve, xmas day and boxing day off I can't believe it! I'm one of the newest so was convinced i'd have to work.
StanSP Posted 8 November 2010 Posted 8 November 2010 I've got xmas eve, xmas day and boxing day off I can't believe it! I'm one of the newest so was convinced i'd have to work. What job entails you to work all 3 of those days had you not got it off??
FoxyPV Posted 8 November 2010 Posted 8 November 2010 Working in a hotel, some call centres, some bars are open Xmas night, hookers, utility technicians
lildave3 Posted 8 November 2010 Posted 8 November 2010 What job entails you to work all 3 of those days had you not got it off?? Swear he works in a hospital. I want to say nurse but I may have remebered it wrong and may have caused offecne. Ah well.
Tilley Posted 8 November 2010 Posted 8 November 2010 Gimme some snow and get Christmas on its way properly. :santa:
BoneDog Posted 10 November 2010 Posted 10 November 2010 Swear he works in a hospital. I want to say nurse but I may have remebered it wrong and may have caused offecne. Ah well. You're right Dave, he's a nurse cos I remember when he joined he said he was a nurse and mentioned his girlfriend so i put two and two together and assumed we had a new lesbian join the forum. I was pretty gutted to find out he was a bloke tbh.
Finnegan Posted 10 November 2010 Posted 10 November 2010 You're right Dave, he's a nurse cos I remember when he joined he said he was a nurse and mentioned his girlfriend so i put two and two together and assumed we had a new lesbian join the forum. I was pretty gutted to find out he was a bloke tbh. Bloke or just butch?
BoneDog Posted 10 November 2010 Posted 10 November 2010 I'm pretty sure when I sent an enquiring PM he said he's definitely got a cock!
BoneDog Posted 10 November 2010 Posted 10 November 2010 If, like me, you want to make your neighbours jealous at your Crimbo Lights Switching On ceremony, then get in touch with Reindeer-4hire.co.uk Nearly as good as having a bouncy castle on your front garden
BoneDog Posted 13 November 2010 Posted 13 November 2010 There's one for everyone there. Canna go wrong.
CKB Posted 13 November 2010 Posted 13 November 2010 Got my Crimbo cards sorted for this year. I honestly looked at that pic first and thought "ahhhh Tom Selleck" then i looked again and thought "oooooh the eyebrows!" and laughed.. I reckon it would be funny just to send a normal Tom Selleck Xmas card to someone tho, or am i just abit mental?
Ric Flair Posted 15 November 2010 Posted 15 November 2010 Xmas eve will be spent travelling from London back to Leicestershire with a shit load of presents and all my gear on the train. Last year I picked up as many bags as I could and dumped them on the platform at Rugby and quickly jumped back on to get the others, when the doors shut and the train fooked off, it must have waited on the platform for less than 20 seconds from when the doors opened to when they closed. I went wild, my girlfriend found it piss funny until I politely reminded her that the majority of the presents were hers. Had to get off at Cov (coonts) and was chauffered back to Rugby by the trainline, where luckily their workers had put my presents in their office. I was too revved up though by the whole ordeal and by the time I got home and had a few beers I was smashed off my pickle and ended up being sick in my shoes and woke up on my kitchen floor. Bad doo. Hopefully this year will be a bit better. Plus i'm pissing off to Thailand on the 28th so xmas is actually just a means to an end for me this year until I get on the sangsom and whack a few Australians.
Dr The Singh Posted 15 November 2010 Posted 15 November 2010 Xmas eve will be spent travelling from London back to Leicestershire with a shit load of presents and all my gear on the train. Last year I picked up as many bags as I could and dumped them on the platform at Rugby and quickly jumped back on to get the others, when the doors shut and the train fooked off, it must have waited on the platform for less than 20 seconds from when the doors opened to when they closed. I went wild, my girlfriend found it piss funny until I politely reminded her that the majority of the presents were hers. Had to get off at Cov (coonts) and was chauffered back to Rugby by the trainline, where luckily their workers had put my presents in their office. I was too revved up though by the whole ordeal and by the time I got home and had a few beers I was smashed off my pickle and ended up being sick in my shoes and woke up on my kitchen floor. Bad doo. Hopefully this year will be a bit better. Plus i'm pissing off to Thailand on the 28th so xmas is actually just a means to an end for me this year until I get on the sangsom and whack a few Australians. SOunds like loads of fun!! I haven't had a good xmas eve for years, I used to go out for a few beers and get totally bladdered. Unfortunately it doesn't happen no more...............it's gonna be at home with the kids again!!
Ric Flair Posted 15 November 2010 Posted 15 November 2010 SOunds like loads of fun!! I haven't had a good xmas eve for years, I used to go out for a few beers and get totally bladdered. Unfortunately it doesn't happen no more...............it's gonna be at home with the kids again!! haha, you're best off staying in pal. I hate being hungover on Christmas Day but can't seem to stop doing it.
Dr The Singh Posted 15 November 2010 Posted 15 November 2010 haha, you're best off staying in pal. I hate being hungover on Christmas Day but can't seem to stop doing it. I usually dress up as Santa for the kids, and after an hour, it gets bloody annyping, so your probably right, being hungover and smelling of booze isn't a good Santa!!!
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