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I'm not talking about God , world conspiracies and stuff ( but include them if you like ).

I'm really interested in the strange "little things" that always seem to happen in life that defies all reasonable logic .

Loads of things like this always seem to happen to me but I'd like to hear from others to ascertain if the same things happen to others

OK; I'll just start with a couple, to get the ball rolling ( that is if it's going to as Sod's law will probably dictate otherwise)

When I wash the car , birds will crap all over it within a few hours and they seem to be making that screeching mocking noise at me

When I need a screwdriver , I can only ever find a crosspoint if i neeed a flat one and vice versa

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When you put something in a safe place so you can find it again, you can never remember where the safe place was when you actually need it.

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When you put something in a safe place so you can find it again, you can never remember where the safe place was when you actually need it.

that's another one on my list :D

and in a similar vane , if I need to find a receipt , I can finds hundreds around the house , but the one I'm looking for remains mysteriously elusive .

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When you're single you have to work hard to get the ladies, as soon as you're in a relationship they through themselves at you left right and centre.

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When you are typing and you hit two keys, the letter you don't want to appear on the screen always does.

And if both letters appear on the screen, the letter you don't want always appears first so you can't just backspace to get rid of irt. Fucjk! just did it again!

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When you're typing an essay the night before it's due, your computer WILL crash.

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When you're in a rush driving, you hit EVERY traffic light on the way.

This is also true of public transport.

And when you're late for work there will be someone wanting to get on at EVERY stop.

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There are a few postie ones. Here goes...

If you have a small close on your round with 6-7 houses on it and it's a light day, the only house to get any mail will be the one at the bottom corner (the one with the long driveway) that's got a 3x2 inch piece of junk mai... (sorry, wait, Royal Mail head on...) valuable consumer information ( :thumbup: ) to be delivered to it.

The house with the most letters will be the one with the smallest letterbox.

If you have a letter to be delivered by 9am Special Delivery on a really heavy days with lots of post, if you break away from sorting and go and deliver that letter on its own specially so that it gets there on time, there will be no one in.

Although everyone moans about their mail being late, no one will let the Royal Mail van out into traffic.

The dog-owner will always say, "Don't worry, he/she* doesn't bite," immediately before it sinks its teeth into you, at which point they will say, "he/she's** never doing that before!"

If the dog does bite you, it will be your fault and you'll be asked to apologise for refering to it as, "an evil little sod!"

*no, we don't have transexual dogs around my way, you know full well what I mean! <_<

** ditto

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postmen think that i desparately want their junk mail

postmen don't understand that i have no say in how many letters i recieve

postmen only ever seem to deliver special deliveries when i'm out

postmen think they own the fookin road

postmen antagonise usually placid dogs

postmen never accept responsibility for their antagonistic ways

:);)

just jokin Trav

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