jonthefox Posted 28 February 2010 Posted 28 February 2010 wives / girlfriends KNOW when youve had a wank.
TrickyTrev Posted 28 February 2010 Posted 28 February 2010 When you're single you have to work hard to get the ladies, as soon as you're in a relationship they through themselves at you left right and centre. This is a definite truth.
Zingari Posted 1 March 2010 Author Posted 1 March 2010 wives / girlfriends KNOW when youve had a wank. Bloody hell ! I hadn't thought of that one , Now I've got something else to worry about , thanks !!!
StanSP Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 That spot on your tongue. You'll say to yourself that you won't touch it or 'play' with it. Yet only a mere few seconds later you do exactly that!
MPH Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 when playing a game of cards, it desnt matter if you pick one from the deck or one already in use you could use.. you KNOW you will pick the wrong one, someone else will get the other card and win the game.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 Been there and done it. It doesn't work.I am now hoping that the threat to sue under the Protection from Harassment Act will finally stop them. Obviously your postie likes you so much that he just can't bear the thought of never visiting your front door and is there for making up mail to deliver to you. Harrassment lawsuit ain't gonna stop him... you need this guy!
Guest Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 I'm thinking about it. No post today, but we have even more vouchers for Dominoes, and the chance to train to become a games software developer.
lildave3 Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 I'm thinking about it. No post today, but we have even more vouchers for Dominoes, and the chance to train to become a games software developer. Don't ever complain about getting dominos vouchers! If you don't want them send them this way.
Guest Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 Don't ever complain about getting dominos vouchers! If you don't want them send them this way. Only for use at the Wigston branch, I'm afraid.
lildave3 Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 Only for use at the Wigston branch, I'm afraid. I'm sure they'd deliver to me. I'd use the old LD3 charm...
MPH Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 Only for use at the Wigston branch, I'm afraid. hmm... hope we get some delivered then... although we are technicaly Glen parva..
Guest Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 I'm sure they'd deliver to me. I'd use the old LD3 charm... Having read the small print more thoroughly, it says "Domino's Leicester only". But not which one. If it's any use, you can have them. hmm... hope we get some delivered then... although we are technicaly Glen parva.. We are in Glen Parva and get them all the time. Sometimes postie gives us two or three lots, though I'm not sure how to take that!
MPH Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 Having read the small print more thoroughly, it says "Domino's Leicester only". But not which one. If it's any use, you can have them.We are in Glen Parva and get them all the time. Sometimes postie gives us two or three lots, though I'm not sure how to take that! seems our postie is streetist.
lildave3 Posted 1 March 2010 Posted 1 March 2010 Having read the small print more thoroughly, it says "Domino's Leicester only". But not which one. If it's any use, you can have them.We are in Glen Parva and get them all the time. Sometimes postie gives us two or three lots, though I'm not sure how to take that! Tbh we've been using expired ones recently, most of the time they don't even ask for them!
Ford Super Sunday Posted 2 March 2010 Posted 2 March 2010 Whenever you put something in a box, and put plenty of brown tape on it, you will ALWAYS forget to put something in it (In this instance a remote control )
Daggers Posted 2 March 2010 Posted 2 March 2010 If I don't answer the door or the phone it was something really important - if I do, it's just another bastard trying to sell me something I don't want.
StanSP Posted 2 March 2010 Posted 2 March 2010 The time you desperately need a pen or something to write with, you never have one, and neither do the people around you.
StanSP Posted 7 March 2010 Posted 7 March 2010 No matter how hard you try and focus on filling very important forms/documentation, you will make a mistake.
The Doctor Posted 10 March 2010 Posted 10 March 2010 anything utterly soul destroying will only happen when you are starting to cheer up. No matter how much you think a certain comedian is s**t and how frequently you tell friends of this fact - when you see them on tv with said friends the comedian will have , for the 1st time ever, material that makes you laugh.
AyewJoking Posted 11 March 2010 Posted 11 March 2010 If you take your car to kwik fit, it WILL need at least one new part.
FoxyPV Posted 11 March 2010 Posted 11 March 2010 If you take your car to kwik fit, it WILL need at least one new part. if you take your car to ANY mechanic it will require a minimum of £200 of work
The Doctor Posted 12 March 2010 Posted 12 March 2010 buses will only turn up on schedule if your slightly late in getting to the bus stop.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 March 2010 Posted 25 March 2010 In a large hall or office, the people who feel the cold will sit by the windows and those who get too warm will sit by the radiators.
Daggers Posted 5 April 2010 Posted 5 April 2010 The Zinger Tower burger is not only the greatest burger in existence, but is probably the finest piece of culinary art ever created.
stez Posted 5 April 2010 Posted 5 April 2010 The Zinger Tower burger is not only the greatest burger in existence, but is probably the finest piece of culinary art ever created. that is until the mexican lipstick stage, the following morning!
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