Trav Le Bleu Posted 26 February 2010 Posted 26 February 2010 postmen think that i desparately want their junk mailpostmen don't understand that i have no say in how many letters i recieve postmen only ever seem to deliver special deliveries when i'm out postmen think they own the fookin road postmen antagonise usually placid dogs postmen never accept responsibility for their antagonistic ways just jokin Trav More people should tick those little boxes that say "if you do not want us to pass your details to 3rd parties" yadda yadda yadda <_<
z-layrex Posted 26 February 2010 Posted 26 February 2010 Dogs can be racists. I demand an explanation.
Zingari Posted 26 February 2010 Author Posted 26 February 2010 Dogs can be racists. Greyhounds you mean ?
FoxyPV Posted 26 February 2010 Posted 26 February 2010 Taxi drivers overcharge you when you are completely p*ssed.
Daggers Posted 26 February 2010 Posted 26 February 2010 People put shit in your food if you prove yourself to be a willy puller.
easilee Posted 26 February 2010 Posted 26 February 2010 When your dying for a shit, no toilet roll. Lord Sod always waits til i'm taking a dump, and then makes the phone ring. If he's feeling really mischievous he'll wait til i'm expecting an important phone call but won't make them call when i remember to take the phone with me to the shitter, oh no. He'll wait until i forget to take the phone to the khazi, expecting an important phone call, make them phone whilst in mid-crimp only to realise there's no bog roll' and have to run downstairs with my keks round me... well you get the picture. Me and Lord Sod go way back. C**t.
Smudge Posted 26 February 2010 Posted 26 February 2010 Greyhounds you mean ? The tap in the pub toilet always comes full blast when you wear light coloured trousers.
Daggers Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 Auras. If you believe in them, if you see their colour and/or if you can massage them (or allow them to be massaged) to make them better: you are a supermassive cunt.
Tommeh Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 When you're single you have to work hard to get the ladies, as soon as you're in a relationship they through themselves at you left right and centre. Agreed..... Monday night would have been absolute Heaven 2 months ago. Also, My girlfriend IS too good for me.
Guest Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 More people should tick those little boxes that say "if you do not want us to pass your details to 3rd parties" yadda yadda yadda <_< I do. It doesn't stop Talk Talk from trying to get me to sign up to their broadband when, strictly speaking, we already have their sodding broadband. Ticking the little box also doesn't stop our postie from posting leaflets through my letterbox. If I receive one more leaflet telling me how great Virgin's cable service is, when we don't have cable around our way, I swear someone will feel pain.
Lillehamring Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 Taxi drivers overcharge you when you are completely p*ssed.
Lillehamring Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 when a bob marley record is played in a pub at least 90% of the patrons will start nodding their heads.
FoxyPV Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 cold callers deliberately call you at dinner time to p*ss you off and hope that it distracts you enough to agree to sign up for something
Trav Le Bleu Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 I do. It doesn't stop Talk Talk from trying to get me to sign up to their broadband when, strictly speaking, we already have their sodding broadband.Ticking the little box also doesn't stop our postie from posting leaflets through my letterbox. If I receive one more leaflet telling me how great Virgin's cable service is, when we don't have cable around our way, I swear someone will feel pain. Might I direct you and anyone else who wants to only get the mail they asked for, to this site: Junk Mail Be Gone! There you go.
Flynny Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 When you're single you have to work hard to get the ladies, as soon as you're in a relationship they through themselves at you left right and centre. Just experiencing this. Ish.
Daggers Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 Cross Country can't organise a piss up in a brewery, a fook in a brothel or a fooking train to/frm Birmingham. Absolute unting****heads.
easilee Posted 27 February 2010 Posted 27 February 2010 Auras.If you believe in them, if you see their colour and/or if you can massage them (or allow them to be massaged) to make them better: you are a supermassive cunt. can i use this for the name of a band?
Guest Posted 28 February 2010 Posted 28 February 2010 Might I direct you and anyone else who wants to only get the mail they asked for, to this site:Junk Mail Be Gone! There you go. Been there and done it. It doesn't work. I am now hoping that the threat to sue under the Protection from Harassment Act will finally stop them.
MPH Posted 28 February 2010 Posted 28 February 2010 Been there and done it. It doesn't work.I am now hoping that the threat to sue under the Protection from Harassment Act will finally stop them. Attach bricks to postage paid envelopes I have heard of this before. The junk mail sender has to pay the full postage costs of the brick... they soon stop sending you junk mail, apparently.
Guest Posted 28 February 2010 Posted 28 February 2010 Attach bricks to postage paid envelopesI have heard of this before. The junk mail sender has to pay the full postage costs of the brick... they soon stop sending you junk mail, apparently. Ha ha, I like that!!
AoWW Posted 28 February 2010 Posted 28 February 2010 Attach bricks to postage paid envelopesI have heard of this before. The junk mail sender has to pay the full postage costs of the brick... they soon stop sending you junk mail, apparently. A colleague of mine claims he saves his finger/toe-nail clippings, then pops some if the 'free reply envelope' and mails them back to them, with a polite note requesting that they cease to send him their junk mail. Seems it works as he claims he gets very little junk mail now.
Zingari Posted 28 February 2010 Author Posted 28 February 2010 the pain of losing a sum of money is greater than the pleasure derived from winning the same amount
Zingari Posted 28 February 2010 Author Posted 28 February 2010 The cleverest men are cleverer than the cleverest women , but the daftest men are dafter than the daftest women . therefore , on average men and women are of equal intelligence
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