Declaring war on Murdoch

[Daggers]

Vince doesn't go to war but makes a twat of himself in front of a couple of tarts instead.

Shame really because it'd be the first war we've got ourselves involved in recently that the public could get behind - even if it is a repeat of satellite vs. Cable again.

[Finnegan]

I love your commitment. Finding a link, photoshopping an image, making the post... all for a Cable pun.

[hairy]

It really would be the first war our government got involved in during my lifetime that I would be 100% behind.

Problem is of course the Tories love Murdoch

[Zingari]

it's not much fun being a NWO globalist conspiracy theorist these days

very soon every tom dick and fookin harry will realise just who really runs the show

[Jon the Hat]

More interesting is the revelation that the Telegraph tried to bury this story. What with the Guardian paying no tax on its €300m profits and Murdoch owning half the others you can trust none of the maintream media to present anything like the facts with or without spin.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Sky are advertising a programme called 'Diversitoy', a show featuring 'popular' dance troupe diversity where toys come to life and starting hurling themselves about.

If ever there was a reason to take up arms then this is it, comrades

[Daggers]

I love your commitment. Finding a link, photoshopping an image, making the post... all for a Cable pun.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Sky are advertising a programme called 'Diversitoy', a show featuring 'popular' dance troupe diversity where toys come to life and starting hurling themselves about.

If ever there was a reason to take up arms then this is it, comrades

I love the irony of their name.

Don't think I've seen them since Britain's Got Talent doing anything that isn't 80% the same as the performance they did for that show.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I love the irony of their name.

Don't think I've seen them since Britain's Got Talent doing anything that isn't 80% the same as the performance they did for that show.

When your skill is jumping about you can't blame them for trying to make it sound more interesting by attaching it to a story of some sort, otherwise it's just Diversity jumping about AGAIN.

I look forward to seeing their interpretation of Schindler's List. Kindly industrialist Oskar Schindler saves doomed Jews by distracting the SS with a dance festival (with particular emphasis on jumping about). It could work.

I hope the Sky programme commissioners aren't reading this

[Trav Le Bleu]

When your skill is jumping about you can't blame them for trying to make it sound more interesting by attaching it to a story of some sort, otherwise it's just Diversity jumping about AGAIN.

I look forward to seeing their interpretation of Schindler's List. Kindly industrialist Oskar Schindler saves doomed Jews by distracting the SS with a dance festival (with particular emphasis on jumping about). It could work.

I hope the Sky programme commissioners aren't reading this

Don't suppose you saw Monday night's Family Guy on BBC3, where Brian gets a script made into a TV Series (starring James Woods!)

[Bellend Sebastian]

Don't suppose you saw Monday night's Family Guy on BBC3, where Brian gets a script made into a TV Series (starring James Woods!)

I know the one. If only Sky's people were like Brian

[l444ry]

Vince Fable’s near-death-experience today marks the end of a startling transformation.

Cable was toasted for his Commons quip on Gordon Brown’s, “remarkable transformation in the last few weeks from Stalin to Mr Bean.”

In the space of one week Vince has gone from “Mr. Bean” to “Mr. Has-been”.

[Jon the Hat]

I am delighted we have gone from Snow Chaos / Travel Woe to "Some Lib Dems ministers think Tories are a bit dodgy but will work with them in government"shocker. Why this is any more of a story than "half the Labour party thought Tony Blair is a Tory but will work with him cos he keeps getting elected" is anyones guess. I there a single person who actually thought all Lib Dems suddenly thought the Tories were brilliant? This is the basis on whcih the Telegraph justifies breaching the confidentially and trust of an MPs surgery. Well thanks for spoiling it for the people who actually might need their MP to take them at face value. Twats,

[Daggers]

...their MP to take them at face value. Twats,

I'm guessing this is a two-part Xmas edition tirade?

Or can anybody finish off your final sentence?

[Vacamion]

I am delighted we have gone from Snow Chaos / Travel Woe to "Some Lib Dems ministers think Tories are a bit dodgy but will work with them in government"shocker. Why this is any more of a story than "half the Labour party thought Tony Blair is a Tory but will work with him cos he keeps getting elected" is anyones guess. I there a single person who actually thought all Lib Dems suddenly thought the Tories were brilliant? This is the basis on whcih the Telegraph justifies breaching the confidentially and trust of an MPs surgery. Well thanks for spoiling it for the people who actually might need their MP to take them at face value. Twats,

Utterly agree.

The Telegraph is guilty of double dealing to trap the MPs and the MPs involved are guilty of letting their true opinions out. I think the Telegraph is more at fault here.

By the way, Tommy Sheridan has just shown what happens when you mess with News International (and lie about your shagging in Court)...

[Daggers]

Utterly agree.

The Telegraph is guilty of double dealing to trap the MPs and the MPs involved are guilty of letting their true opinions out. I think the Telegraph is more at fault here.

By the way, Tommy Sheridan has just shown what happens when you mess with News International (and lie about your shagging in Court)...

He was shagging in court as well?

Fvck me.

[Mack]

Vince in either too stupid or too opinionated to play the ventriloquist's dummy like Clegg.

Thank God for that.

Even if it was through some underhand slimy journos that the coalition facade was smashed I'll take that.

Here's hoping for an end to this sham government in the new year.

[Daggers]

There've been a few total non-stories this year - but this one has to take the biscuit.

Lib-Dem exposed as not sharing the views of the newspaper setting him up or the party his party is in bed with. Wow! Shocking stuff.

The only thing remotely interesting about this is the startling revelation that middle-aged men can be made to say almost anything by pretty young girls. As a lecherous old bastard, I can't wait until they decide to expose the seedy underbelly of Primary education: the truth about highlighter theft, disgusting uses of school dinners and what teachers really think about your kids. Come talk to me pretty fillies, come probe me hard.