RumbleFox Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 I've tried to fit in, I really have. All my life I've tried to be like all the bigger boys and fit in but I just can't seem to do it. Something about being 6'1" and weighing about 9 stone doesn't help and neither does the fact that I am a dullard and just don't have mush of a personality! Anyway, I have tried to fit in and still do to this day. I contemplated how I would fit in on this forum. "I know!" I thought, "I'll, like slag off the Yak for being lazeh and being about 45 and I'll get Waggeh's name tattooed on my tiny, tiny c0ck to prove I've got passion!". Then I thought better of it as I wouldn't want to upset Mr Yakubu as his arms are bigger than my waist and if I went for the tattoo there would only be enough room for Wag and that would look a bit odd. So I thought Fvck it! Don't try and fit in, just be yourself and say what you think and be positive and if people don't like it then, well, just apologise and then make sure in future you don't say anything unless you're absolutely sure that everyone else will agree with you. So anyway, what is the point of this thread? Well I just wanted to say that I think we might be on the verge of something special. I know we have made a lot of signings and some good ones to boot! But more than that, I sense a feeling of togetherness and I feel like the team may be building a bit of a personality. The players signed, as well as being technically sound, seem to be characters, seem to care. I also like that many already know each other and also know some of the older members of our squad. Hearing players like Dyer (who has not been first choice) say that they love the club and feel at home here makes me a little excited! Now I am far from being one of those who scream about passion, I would take Yakubu over any of the strikers we've been linked with in a second even if it were true that he can't be arsed most the time! I would rather have technically gifted players than a bunch of passionate journeymen. However, if we can get in players of the right quality who also show a little bit of passion then that can't hurt can it? Surely! I love how people were slagging off Sven for buying big name charlies at the end of their careers before he had even signed anyone and then watching them say "Well, they like aint proven at this level" when he confounded their expectations and did what they had all been calling for him to do and sign proven championship players and quality players from lower leagues! Well I'm being positive and I can sense something good fellow foxes. I feel like we have been asleep for far too long and that this season we are going to wake up and we are going to FVCKING CVNTING BASTARDING WIN THIS MOTHERCVNTING LEAGUE! YOU HEAR ME DERBY? YOU HEAR ME FOREST? THAT'S RIGHT COV I'M TALKING TO YOU! THE FOXES ARE AWAKE AND WE FEEL GOOD AND WE ARE READY TO TAKE YOU ALL DOWN!!!! COME ON FELLOW FOXES, JOIN ME IN SONG AND DANCE. TAKE TO THE STREETS AND GO SPREAD THE WORD. SOMETHING IS HAPPENING IN LEICESTER AND IT'S GONNA BE BIG!!!! Thank you . Rumble. X
ACF Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 This reminds me of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzdDfXSBYqo&feature=related
Jace Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 are you really 9 stone??? Im the same height and 11 stone 5 and didnt think i could get any lighter...
RumbleFox Posted 18 July 2011 Author Posted 18 July 2011 Chris Goodfellow is that you Am I stupid for not getting this reference?
Corky Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 If you can keep your head when all around others are losing theirs, you clearly aren't a Leicester fan my son.
funkyrobot Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 I'm sorry for you that you only have a small cock rumblefox.
LestaFox92 Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 good untill it got to the whole awake part havn't cringed so much in my life
RumbleFox Posted 18 July 2011 Author Posted 18 July 2011 good untill it got to the whole awake part havn't cringed so much in my life Erm, kind of the point?
crazylegs1984 Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 well said , i feel like going out to battle now im armoured up and lets **** this league up !!!
RumbleFox Posted 18 July 2011 Author Posted 18 July 2011 well said , i feel like going out to battle now im armoured up and lets **** this league up !!! Yeah, let's do it! I'm strapping Walshie's face to my head and injecting the thighs of Ewan Roberts in to my feeble limbs and I'm gonna cause some people some damage! I mean like seriously injure some people. Preferably children and the elderly. And them damn disabled better watch out for my patented "Karate Chop Action". X
Darkon84 Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 This reminds me of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzdDfXSBYqo&feature=related Gets me EVERY time. What an advert For Bobby....
millzi Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 Bit early to be on the drink? WORST post of the year!!!!!! It is NEVER too early to drink
Guest Col city fan Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 are you really 9 stone??? Im the same height and 11 stone 5 and didnt think i could get any lighter... I'm 5 ft 10, 16 stone and a genuine bastad... Wait till you get to 40 plus...the weight just don't go! For a great sketch on how men put weight on after 40 watch 'elvis has just left the building' (John bishop live)... Great show
Guest Col city fan Posted 18 July 2011 Posted 18 July 2011 I've tried to fit in, I really have. All my life I've tried to be like all the bigger boys and fit in but I just can't seem to do it. Something about being 6'1" and weighing about 9 stone doesn't help and neither does the fact that I am a dullard and just don't have mush of a personality! Anyway, I have tried to fit in and still do to this day. I contemplated how I would fit in on this forum. "I know!" I thought, "I'll, like slag off the Yak for being lazeh and being about 45 and I'll get Waggeh's name tattooed on my tiny, tiny c0ck to prove I've got passion!". Then I thought better of it as I wouldn't want to upset Mr Yakubu as his arms are bigger than my waist and if I went for the tattoo there would only be enough room for Wag and that would look a bit odd. So I thought Fvck it! Don't try and fit in, just be yourself and say what you think and be positive and if people don't like it then, well, just apologise and then make sure in future you don't say anything unless you're absolutely sure that everyone else will agree with you. So anyway, what is the point of this thread? Well I just wanted to say that I think we might be on the verge of something special. I know we have made a lot of signings and some good ones to boot! But more than that, I sense a feeling of togetherness and I feel like the team may be building a bit of a personality. The players signed, as well as being technically sound, seem to be characters, seem to care. I also like that many already know each other and also know some of the older members of our squad. Hearing players like Dyer (who has not been first choice) say that they love the club and feel at home here makes me a little excited! Now I am far from being one of those who scream about passion, I would take Yakubu over any of the strikers we've been linked with in a second even if it were true that he can't be arsed most the time! I would rather have technically gifted players than a bunch of passionate journeymen. However, if we can get in players of the right quality who also show a little bit of passion then that can't hurt can it? Surely! I love how people were slagging off Sven for buying big name charlies at the end of their careers before he had even signed anyone and then watching them say "Well, they like aint proven at this level" when he confounded their expectations and did what they had all been calling for him to do and sign proven championship players and quality players from lower leagues! Well I'm being positive and I can sense something good fellow foxes. I feel like we have been asleep for far too long and that this season we are going to wake up and we are going to FVCKING CVNTING BASTARDING WIN THIS MOTHERCVNTING LEAGUE! YOU HEAR ME DERBY? YOU HEAR ME FOREST? THAT'S RIGHT COV I'M TALKING TO YOU! THE FOXES ARE AWAKE AND WE FEEL GOOD AND WE ARE READY TO TAKE YOU ALL DOWN!!!! COME ON FELLOW FOXES, JOIN ME IN SONG AND DANCE. TAKE TO THE STREETS AND GO SPREAD THE WORD. SOMETHING IS HAPPENING IN LEICESTER AND IT'S GONNA BE BIG!!!! Thank you . Rumble. X Either you need counselling or to get yer leg over... My money is on both
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