The Doctor Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 LargeAl is named as the new England cricket captain for the up coming Ashes series in Australia... In an interview he says "It will be a great honour to lead my country and i will wear the three lions with pride"... A new study finally reveals that cricket and football are not the same sport.
Guest Bilo Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Nicky Maynard Jr. is linked with Leicester City and the related thread on FoxesTalk reaches a million pages. After successive defeats to San Marino, Gibraltar and the Isle of Man, Scotland resign from international football. Supporters, upon realising they're in a shithole, actually go home. Peter Taylor is sacked by Skegness Infant School reserves after trying to play Junior Lewis up front. Dennis Wise is still a cunt.
Corky Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Robbie Savage will be presenting Match of the Day. The Football League will have no highlights. ITV miss an important goal.
ScouseFox Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Alan Shearer is still trying, and failing, to pretend he hasn't been bald since about 2005. Cunt.
The Doctor Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Alan Shearer and Neil Lennon walk past each other in a super-market. Lennon is arrested for hitting Shearer in the boot with the full force of of his teeth.
Guest Bilo Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 After a lifetime of working in football crowd management, Kevin Barclay is elected as Prime Minister. He immediately bans stand-up comedy for health and safety reasons.
Corky Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Everton still choose to play no recognised striker.
I am Rod Hull Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Tony Pulis becomes the new Barcalona manager.. Sales of baseball caps go through the roof..
Corky Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 And people start to ask how Stoke would cope on a rainy night in Barcelona.
Guest Bilo Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Coventry finish in the top six of a league. No, that's just being silly.
Guest MattP Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Leicester City still need time to "gel" Brilliant. Spat my drink out reading that. Some fantastic points by the OP, I dont think England will win a world cup mind, if anything I think we would drop further back from the world scene as the sport becomes even more global, the countries that have huge populations like China become even stronger as they not only start to dominate the sports but financially dominate the world. Countries like Scotland and Wales become almost extinct in sport. The main leagues in the world start to be based in the middle east, (though I wouldnt actually discount the PL being moved there, by then they will be owned by rich Arabs and we wont be able to stop it, "the 39th game" thing or something similar will be the start of that). Leicester will have been to the premier league, flirted a bit, gone down, probably nearly gone bankrupt again and remain at this level the same as we always have. The stadium is now owned by a bank who took control of it after our financial difficulties that took down half the premiership. I'll be 53 To be honest I'll probably be dead.
AdamN Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Old Trafford has been renamed to Ji-Sung Park.
The Doctor Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Kermo is still decent. to evolve on this: 2035: Yann Kermorgant is appointed England's penalties coach 2036: England win a penalty shoot-out.
EnderbyFox Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 to evolve on this: 2035: Yann Kermorgant is appointed England's penalties coach 2036: England win a penalty shoot-out.
The Doctor Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Sepp Blatter is overthrown by Welshmen wielding pieces of string. Everyone capable of beating Wales is ejected from FIFA - international football ceases to exist.
Guest Bilo Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Rangers and Celtic join the Atlantic League and the SPL becomes a straight hate-fight between Hearts and Hibs. Unfortunately, nobody outside Edinburgh gives a shit so it isn't televised.
The Doctor Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Steve Walsh faces Steve Bull in a managerial battle - the fight in the dug-out gets so violent the world's terrorists surrender out of fear of facing those involved. Martyn Waghorn is blasted into the sun as part of a NASA experiment - 8 million topics appear on foxestalk declaring that we didn't give him enough of a chance and should re-call him.
Magictv Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 It is still going to be "Liverpool's year", despite no title in 46 years. And they're still the biggest club in the world.
Finnegan Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 Rangers and Celtic join the Atlantic League and the SPL becomes a straight hate-fight between Hearts and Hibs. Unfortunately, nobody outside Edinburgh gives a shit so it isn't televised.
The Doctor Posted 30 September 2011 Posted 30 September 2011 :laugh: Like Hibs and Hearts will still exist if Celtic and Rangers leave, they'll have been re-named Celtic V2 & Rangers V2 to keep interest. I'll be 43 in 2036 - scary thought, ****ing ancient.
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