Bob Weasel Fox Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 Kelly Brook, i would just shower all day with mirrors all around
Rincewind Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 You are all opting for the female version it seems. You are thinking about what a bloke likes. I would go for an ugly ageing rich rock star that pulls fit birds. I would also like to part swap the stanima part.
Zingari Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 David Rockefeller, Jr. and i do an awful lot of re distributing wealth in that day
cambridgefox Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 Me bird, so I could fuck me. You would like to be your Mrs for a day! it would be great if you found out you were shit in bed and she was just faking it.
FoxyPV Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 You would like to be your Mrs for a day! it would be great if you found out you were shit in bed and she was just faking it. Colleen Rooney so I could watch Wayne bang some grannies whilst I flick one off.
accessory Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 Roman Abramovich. I'd give my billions back to Russia and put Chelsea into administration..
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 If you could trade places with just one person for just one day, dead or alive, who would you pick? Mine would be Hitler's dad. That way i'd make sure i where a condom. Then you wouldn't be Hitlers dad then would you. Rhianna then i would fondle myself silly for 24 hours.
acooling08 Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 Cheryl Cole. I'd film 'myself' naked and doing all manner of naughty things. Then I'd post it to my house. After I'd wanked over it several times, I'd sell it to the Sun for a few million quid.
Rincewind Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 Wouldn't it be a little sticky covered in your body fluid?
Tielemans63 Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 Hugh Hefner in his hayday. Sod it, Hugh Hefner now would be good.
Rincewind Posted 27 October 2011 Posted 27 October 2011 A cartoon character then I could stretch my richard to what size I wanted. Downside I would only attract female cartoon characters and the thought of waking up next to Olive Oil or Wilma Flintstone is not a good one.
chuck'em Posted 28 October 2011 Posted 28 October 2011 A lot of posters seem to be choosing dead people, not sure I would enjoy that. I don't mean to sound like a pretentious idiot but I'm a massively selfish person. I am aware of it, but I really like having fun. I would quite like to experience one day in the life of someone who actually has a hard life, not someone like me who thinks having a long day at work on a decent wage is shit. I think it would give me some sort of perspective and make me less selfish
stix Posted 28 October 2011 Posted 28 October 2011 A cartoon character then I could stretch my richard to what size I wanted. Downside I would only attract female cartoon characters and the thought of waking up next to Olive Oil or Wilma Flintstone is not a good one. ??
Rincewind Posted 28 October 2011 Posted 28 October 2011 Not bad. Looks like the breast dept. has been stretched already. Nice and flexable though.
Dr The Singh Posted 28 October 2011 Posted 28 October 2011 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wouldn't that just be because he couldn't get it up though? Seriously, his 'ashram' was a harem, and it's well documented that he would perform various sexual acts on the ladies of the harem including his 19 year old niece, and no, he wasn't impotent, just a horny racist, bigotted bastard!!! Funnily enough he never slept with his wife, she did ming though, apparently he made 12 year old girls lie naked next to him also, and he drank his own piss, and he was a great fan of hitlers work, both comming from aryan idiologies (bhraminism, nazism): http://rupeenews.com...ual-perversion/
cambridgefox Posted 28 October 2011 Posted 28 October 2011 A cartoon character then I could stretch my richard to what size I wanted. Downside I would only attract female cartoon characters and the thought of waking up next to Olive Oil or Wilma Flintstone is not a good one. Im sure we had a thread on here called "dating Arianne" which was a cartoon character most on here were trying to get aboard!!
MikeyT Posted 28 October 2011 Author Posted 28 October 2011 Im sure we had a thread on here called "dating Arianne" which was a cartoon character most on here were trying to get aboard!! Haha i remember that. I bedded her by the way. So proud.
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