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[lovelcfc]

My mate said to me recently can you help ? i play football on sunday and sometimes when i play i need a shit now i laughed my head off but he was being serious any ideas of what i can say to him solution etc ? i know its funny

[Charl91]

Go for one before you play?

If you can't go 90 mins without one (or 45 mins if you go at half time!), then I honestly suggest seeing a doctor!

[Petchy]

'A mate' eh? Yeah sure...

[Yojoe36]

Do it next to the corner flag. No one will see

[marko]

My mate said to me recently can you help ? i play football on sunday and sometimes when i play i need a shit now i laughed my head off but he was being serious any ideas of what i can say to him solution etc ? i know its funny

Ask Paula Radcliffe, she'll give you a few tips.

[StanSP]

Do what our very own Gary Lineker did

[Wherethefoxhat?]

My mate said to me recently can you help ? i play football on sunday and sometimes when i play i need a shit now i laughed my head off but he was being serious any ideas of what i can say to him solution etc ? i know its funny

You're sh*t and you know you are !!!

[Stay Positive]

My mate said to me recently can you help ? i play football on sunday and sometimes when i play i need a shit now i laughed my head off but he was being serious any ideas of what i can say to him solution etc ? i know its funny

Sensible answer: Tell him to take a couple of Imodium tablets before he goes out.

[Blanesta]

Tell him to do it while he's playing, the lad'll be winning headers all day

[FoxesAreBlue]

If the refs a dick drop a prarie-dog on the bonnet of his car at half time?

[sphericalfox]

Simple. Just let nature run its course. No one will touch you on the pitch. You'll be Messi for the entire match.

[Saxondale]

I'm sure there are some websites on potty training.

[Jackirius]

??

[Rincewind]

Is he incotenent? There are special pads he can wear. Tell him if he looks into the problem he should be able to handle it on his own without others going through his dirty laundry.

[Heart-Shaped Fox]

As above, anyone should be able to not need a shit for 90 mins, unless you're unwell.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

This epitomises the rubbish posts we have to put up with on this site. PATHETIC !!!

[John Matrix]

awkward that you failed to spell the word awkward.

[Tielemans63]

awkward that you failed to spell the word awkward.

[Rincewind]

If it was meant as a joke it may not seem funny to some people. My step-dad is blind and has a form of dementra. (82) Last week when I was up there my mum went out shopping with my sister-in-law and me. She left him in the care of a nursing home that he visits twice a week. Gives my mum a rest. When we got back she had a call it appears he had an accident and couldn't get out of his chair quick enough. The staff thought it was diarrahar but it may have been the flu jab he had the day before. They had to put some tracksuit bottoms on him. He doesn't remember doing it poor thing. He has a problem remembering things now. He can remember things from his army days but not someone that walked in the room ten minutes before..

Some of my family up in the Lake District are going to get my mum a PC so she can have contact with other people via messagesboards etc that have family members with the same problem. It will also keep her occupied because he sleeps a lot during the day in his chair and she cant put the TV or make too much noise. Shes never used one but the other family members will give her some lessons..

I know we cant be serious all the time but I just thought the OP was just silly if not a little childish. No offense intended.