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You're not you, no matter how brilliant you think you are.

You're gone.

*puff*

...And come back as three people - one is alive, one is dead and one was never alive to begin with. Who would it be?

Alive:

Guy Martin...a true free spirit who does what he wants to do, from TT racing to diesel mechanic to restoring a narrow boat and unearthing the Industrial Revolution.

Dead:

Tycho Brahe...any physicist who spent his life drinking, mooching around his own castle, going to banquets, having sword fights and getting his nose cut off in a duel is the embodiment of how science & scientists should be.

Neither:

Cartman...the greatest cartoon creation ever, better than Wile E Coyote.

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Alive: Brian Blessed - do I need to explain?

Dead: Al Shepard. Second man into space, 5th on the moon. Come on! Sadly, if you type his name into Wikipedia search his name doesn't come up until you reach Al Shep... at which point he's the only name there. Kind of sad.

Neither: Túrin Turambar, The Dread Helm and Black Sword, Wildman of the Woods and Bane of Glaurung!

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Dead: Al Shepard. Second man into space, 5th on the moon. Come on! Sadly, if you type his name into Wikipedia search his name doesn't come up until you reach Al Shep... at which point he's the only name there. Kind of sad.

:cry:lol

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Alive: Neil Patrick Harris - That guy gets loads of pussy

Dead: Liberace - That guy got loads of pussy

Neither: Scratchy - That pussy got loads of guys.

Posted

Dead:

Tycho Brahe...

Thought you meant this guy at first:

Tycho-brahe.jpg

Incidentally, he's named after the real Tycho Brahe as I have just learned.

Alive: Neil Patrick Harris - That guy gets loads of pussy sweaty, man-on-man buttsex.

Because, you know, he's gay.

Alive: Ryan Reynolds. Because.

Dead: Vlad "the Impaler" Tepes. Because the guy who's life led to the creation of Dracula has to be one big badass.

Neither: Roronoa Zoro. As in this guy:

Zoro2YL.jpg

Someone who can kick most people's arses in a world where most people have special powers (he doesn't, unless being incredibly shit-your-pants awesome counts as a power).

Posted

Alive: Hugh Hefner: 85 years old,a billionaire and still getting plums deep in women we mere mortals would give a left bollock for on a daily basis.

Dead: Durable Mike Malloy. Look him up, it was near impossible to kill the bastard.

Neither: Gene Hunt. What a bloke.

Posted

Alive: Kelly Slater. World champion surfer and gets to chill out in Hawaii and Miami.

Dead: Alfred Russell Wallace. Also came up with the theory of evolution but mentioned it to Darwin causing him to run to the publishers.

Neither: Jesus....

Posted

Silvio Berlusconi - no need to expand

Stalin - to stop him ****ing up possibly the greatest thing to happen to civilisation

Edmund Blackadder - no need to expand

Posted

Alive: George North. Just about to start his career as, really, what I guess I've always wanted to be more than anything else: a great winger for Wales and the Scarlets (anyone making the obvious "whinger" for Wales joke will be shot.)

Dead: I was trying to avoid the cliche and obvious but really I would like to walk in the footsteps of El Che and see if I'd have done things the same.

Neither: Machete. He kills the bad guys, he gets the girls. Failing that, El Mariachi for much the same reasons!

Posted

... this puts our relationship in a very, VERY difficult place....

Cheesecake is clearly superior esp Bailey's.

Posted

Alive: Brian Blessed - do I need to explain?

Of course not!

Because, you know, he's gay.

I love the fact you picked up on Neil Patrick Harris, but not Liberace.

Posted

Sorry, but that makes no sense.

Baileys improves something?

It definitely improves vanilla ice cream

Posted

Sorry, but that makes no sense.

Baileys improves something?

It makes ice palatable.

Posted

Alive: Hugh Hefner: 85 years old,a billionaire and still getting plums deep in women we mere mortals would give a left bollock for on a daily basis.

Dead: Durable Mike Malloy. Look him up, it was near impossible to kill the bastard.

Neither: Gene Hunt. What a bloke.

And you pick him as yolur "dead" choice? :unsure:

Of course not!

He soldiers on regardless. Fantastic!

Posted

Because, you know, he's gay.

I love the fact you picked up on Neil Patrick Harris, but not Liberace.

I thought he meant Liberace's many cats... :whistle:

I fear for civilisation sometimes.

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