21st Century Fox Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 This is flagrant racism, if a goddamn Mars Bar which is just nougat and caramel with a couple of millimetres thick of chocolate on it can get in on the act why can't some artificial rosewater flavoured jelly generously coated in chocolate? It's full of Eastern Promise as well, what other chocolate bars can offer you that!!
Daggers Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 This is flagrant racism, if a goddamn Mars Bar which is just nougat and caramel with a couple of millimetres thick of chocolate on it can get in on the act why can't some artificial rosewater flavoured jelly generously coated in chocolate? It's full of Eastern Promise as well, what other chocolate bars can offer you that!! You've just reminded me there's a bar downstairs in the fridge. I'm declaring it 'coffee and Turkish Delight' time. Woohoo...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 Wagon Wheels can do one! Like the club bar did.
I am Rod Hull Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 What about Wagon Wheels? Are they on the list? You cant deep fry a wagon wheel...
Corky Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 Was torn between Caramel and Curly Wurly, difficult vote. So I voted for both
The Doctor Posted 16 April 2012 Author Posted 16 April 2012 You cant deep fry a wagon wheel... That had absolutely nothing to do with Mars Bars being entered... (well it did, but they're also awesome when BBQ'd)
lcfcadam Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 Group H is shockingly weak! Oh and McVities Gold Bars are also biscuits, for the record.
Haydos Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 Group H is shockingly weak! Oh and McVities Gold Bars are also biscuits, for the record. Agreed. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ScouseFox Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 I'd like to know who seeded these groups. I'd have happily voted for all of group E, F and G but what the fúck is going on with group H?!
HEGGSY Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 I know Gold bars are technically biscuits but there still boss. Oh and, come on Al, Group H is a disaster.
Zingari Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 too right Daggers Where's the Turkish delight option ?
21st Century Fox Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 too right Daggers Where's the Turkish delight option ? THANK YOU!! Someone with some sense! Get rid of that lunch box fodder Gold Bar. I'm taking this matter to the U.N.
Leicester_Numan Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 If it's small and sold solely in multipacks (eg. Penguin, Club), it's a lunch biscuit. If it can be bought on it's own in a newsagent, it's a choccy bar. The end. What's a wagon wheel then? That used to be sold separately but is now sold in multi-packs.
lcfcadam Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 What's a wagon wheel then? That used to be sold separately but is now sold in multi-packs. Wagon Wheels taste shit anyway, so regardless of their "chocolate bar / biscuit" status they still don't deserve a place in the groups...
Jimothy Posted 16 April 2012 Posted 16 April 2012 What's a wagon wheel then? That used to be sold separately but is now sold in multi-packs. It gave up it's biscuity rights when it jumped on the multipack bandwagon.
Daggers Posted 17 April 2012 Posted 17 April 2012 What's a wagon wheel then? That used to be sold separately but is now sold in multi-packs. It's a wheel and not a bar, it's mainly biscuit based and the filling is made from spunk with the salt taken out. All told, it's probably the worst ever invention since the Remington Fluffaway.
Leicester_Numan Posted 17 April 2012 Posted 17 April 2012 It's a wheel and not a bar, it's mainly biscuit based and the filling is made from spunk with the salt taken out. All told, it's probably the worst ever invention since the Remington Fluffaway. I take it you're the one responsible for making them then....And the Fluffaway
nothin2seehere Posted 17 April 2012 Posted 17 April 2012 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/17/global_chocolate_crisis/ Aaarrgggh.
The Doctor Posted 23 April 2012 Author Posted 23 April 2012 Oh yeah, the group stage was meant to end last night... Going through are: Galaxy Yorkie Twix Wispa Dairy Milk Caramel Curly Wurly Snickers Gold Bar Fixtures: Galaxy v Wispa Yorkie v Twix Dairy Milk Caramel v Gold Bar Snickers v Curly Wurly
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