Parafox Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 Is there anything you want to get off your chest? Something that you have done that's been bothering you? This is the place to declare your guilt, no one will judge (as if). Anything that you want to share that you have been thinking "damn, that was wrong, but I got away with it" As an example, Once, only a few months ago, my debit card was rejected at the self check-out in a supermarket. Without really thinking about it, I grabbed my card, picked up my bag of groceries and left. I felt pretty guilty afterwards and didn't dare go back for a couple of weeks in case I was on their mugshot file. I did consider returning with the money but then, how would I explain...
casablancas Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 I sleep with women and never call them back .
Parafox Posted 3 November 2012 Author Posted 3 November 2012 I sleep with women and never call them back . I've grown up and developed respect. And I'm married so it's a moot point.
Jimothy Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 Is there anything you want to get off your chest? Something that you have done that's been bothering you? This is the place to declare your guilt, no one will judge (as if). Anything that you want to share that you have been thinking "damn, that was wrong, but I got away with it" As an example, Once, only a few months ago, my debit card was rejected at the self check-out in a supermarket. Without really thinking about it, I grabbed my card, picked up my bag of groceries and left. I felt pretty guilty afterwards and didn't dare go back for a couple of weeks in case I was on their mugshot file. I did consider returning with the money but then, how would I explain... Mate of mine will pick things up in the supermarket, stick them on the self serve till and weigh them as fruit or veg, usually carrots and pays a pittance for them. Obviously nothing with a security tag on it. I'd be tempted to do it, or even what you did if I was in that situation but I know I'd get caught.
Danizen Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 When I was 10 years old I lived next to a field that me and my mates used to play football on. Everything was fine until a scummy family moved in a few doors down with two sons aged 5 and almost eight. It wasn't long before we were getting shouted at by their beast of a mum for not letting them play with us (we were big boys, too cool to play with 7 year olds). Anyway, on the older sons eighth birthday, they were playing with a shopping trolley. The younger brother pushing the older brother around in the trolley. There was a steep embankment probably about 30 ft high that led to a nursing home. I jokingly said to the younger brother, ' Down the hill, Jack.' I quickly tried to explain to him that I was joking but he pushed the trolley down the hill. It tipped over when it reached the bottom and I heard him start to cry. When one of the nursing home workers came out, I ran. Fooking legged it. He ended up in hospital with a broken wrist. For the next couple of weeks I was shitting myself thinking that he was going to tell his mum what happened and that she was going to beat the shit out of me. She never did, instead she threw a party that was meant to be held on his birthday to try and make him some friends. The sweets and cake tasted good and I won at musical bumps (more sweets!). I don't know if she ever found out but I still feel a little guilty about it.
Parafox Posted 3 November 2012 Author Posted 3 November 2012 I once +1ed Moosebreath. You did WHAAAAAT!!??
Guest Bilo Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 I gave inappropriate birthday bumps once. RIP Ethel, at least you made 100.
Parafox Posted 3 November 2012 Author Posted 3 November 2012 Nice try, officer Check my profile, sonny
Trav Le Bleu Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 I once tried to phone the Monday Night Moan-in.
Parafox Posted 3 November 2012 Author Posted 3 November 2012 I once tried to phone the Monday Night Moan-in. I assume you were too rational to be put on air?
Guest MattP Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 I might have once accidently paid a lower tax amount that I should have.
Parafox Posted 3 November 2012 Author Posted 3 November 2012 I might have once accidently paid a lower tax amount that I should have. Damned Tories... always on the fiddle. http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=mp%20suspended%20from%20commons&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&ved=0CCwQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-188991%2FLabour-MP-suspended-Commons.html&ei=i2CVUJqWN8Kk0AW5rYH4Cw&usg=AFQjCNGs_X-6A0e6CQ9rogCTZ7H2TVrx9g
MooseBreath Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 I once +1ed Moosebreath. Gay boy. Funnily enough, the very last person I +1'd was Captain fooking Shrapnel and yes, I am very ashamed.
Captain... Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 Gay boy. Funnily enough, the very last person I +1'd was Captain fooking Shrapnel and yes, I am very ashamed. Haha you fvcking did as well, love you really
FoxyPV Posted 3 November 2012 Posted 3 November 2012 I sometimes finding myself agreeing with breadandcheese and Jon the Hat.
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