broughtonblue Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 So after one of the best days of my life following LCFC (in over 30 years) my wife wants me to come to bed. Do I watch the end of motd then the football league show, to re live what I had witnessed at the kp earlier, or go to bed and 'cuddle' the mrs, and watch iplayer tomorrow. Help required asap!!!!!
Guest Col city fan Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 So after one of the best days of my life following LCFC (in over 30 years) my wife wants me to come to bed. Do I watch the end of motd then the football league show, to re live what I had witnessed at the kp earlier, or go to bed and 'cuddle' the mrs, and watch iplayer tomorrow. Help required asap!!!!! That's easy! Keep the Missis waitin!
Guest Bilo Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 So after one of the best days of my life following LCFC (in over 30 years) my wife wants me to come to bed. Do I watch the end of motd then the football league show, to re live what I had witnessed at the kp earlier, or go to bed and 'cuddle' the mrs, and watch iplayer tomorrow. Help required asap!!!!! Do what needs to be done at a speed more commonly associated with a cocker spaniel on crack, blame premature ejaculation cos she's so attractive and then go back downstairs to watch telly 'out of embarrassment.' Either that or get her to preheat the oven before you slam in the lamb. Football advice there.
foxfanazer Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 Take her up a cup of tea with about 15 sleeping tablets crushed in it, wait til that knocks her out and then decide, or do both at the same time
Bert Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 Bang the tv on upstairs and get her reverse cowgirl.... Everyone's a winner.
Poakey Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 Do what needs to be done at a speed more commonly associated with a cocker spaniel on crack, blame premature ejaculation cos she's so attractive and then go back downstairs to watch telly 'out of embarrassment.' Either that or get her to preheat the oven before you slam in the lamb. Football advice there. ha ha
AoWW Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 Entice her downstairs - then shag her on the living room floor whilst watching the FLS.
broughtonblue Posted 17 November 2012 Author Posted 17 November 2012 Do what needs to be done at a speed more commonly associated with a cocker spaniel on crack, blame premature ejaculation cos she's so attractive and then go back downstairs to watch telly 'out of embarrassment.' Either that or get her to preheat the oven before you slam in the lamb. Football advice there. 'so attractive!' ..... 'premature ejaculation' in the same sentance.... She will know I'm lying!!!!!!!!
kingfox Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 I am gagging for a wank over Sarah Jane Mee, who is on serious form on Football First. However I am also feeling Waggy, that famous pic of his face is decent material, because he looks horny in that pic. Sorry getting carried away, if I was you show her two girls one cup then shit on her chest after she will love it.
Carl the Llama Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 So after one of the best days of my life following LCFC (in over 30 years) my wife wants me to come to bed. Do I watch the end of motd then the football league show, to re live what I had witnessed at the kp earlier, or go to bed and 'cuddle' the mrs, and watch iplayer tomorrow. Help required asap!!!!! Living room sex?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 Go give granny her cookies upstairs before the football league show comes on you horny cvnt
Guest Bilo Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 Entice her downstairs - then shag her on the living room floor whilst watching the FLS. That sounds very Trainspotting. Not a great seduction movie that one.
broughtonblue Posted 17 November 2012 Author Posted 17 November 2012 2 matches left on motd. Off to bed. Should be back down for the start of the football league show in 5 mins (hopefully!!!)
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 In future, do what I do and wreck the leather spam purse whilst X factor is on
kingfox Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 2 matches left on motd. Off to bed. Should be back down for the start of the football league show in 5 mins (hopefully!!!) What if she is laying there naked, with candles around the bed. Would you still be 5 minutes?
Guest Bilo Posted 17 November 2012 Posted 17 November 2012 2 matches left on motd. Off to bed. Should be back down for the start of the football league show in 5 mins (hopefully!!!) Go armed with a pot of warm yoghurt if all else fails.
broughtonblue Posted 18 November 2012 Author Posted 18 November 2012 Wahay!! Back downstairs already!!!!
Rincewind Posted 18 November 2012 Posted 18 November 2012 Bit unthoughtful of her to be on heat when there is football on, especially on one of the best days for a City fan. Do they do it on purpose?
kingfox Posted 18 November 2012 Posted 18 November 2012 Wahay!! Back downstairs already!!!! You didn't do this did you?
bluesbrothers Posted 18 November 2012 Posted 18 November 2012 2 matches left on motd. Off to bed. Should be back down for the start of the football league show in 5 mins (hopefully!!!) Good lad. Prove the impossible possible and cover the turf faster than Dyer did today.
Rincewind Posted 18 November 2012 Posted 18 November 2012 You do know the City highlights will last as long as the Roadrunners sex session? So you'll have plenty of time for both.
Soar Fox Posted 18 November 2012 Posted 18 November 2012 Just ask yourself 'what would Waggy do?' Give 100% effort, but will lack an end product.
kingfox Posted 18 November 2012 Posted 18 November 2012 Just ask yourself 'what would Waggy do?' Ask to bum Mark_w instead. Sorry it was there to be said
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