Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 Bono has the largest collection of hatchbacks in the world.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 "Bono!?..Bono?!..No he's not here.." When did you last see the guys Bono? "I saw 'dem last Tursdee at a pap concart"
Joe. Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 "Oh god James Bond's going to die, he's going to die!"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 Don't smile Lynn you've broken your neck! You've got minor women's whiplash!
Daggers Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 Of London: "I spell it S H I T H O L E. Shithole."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 Of London:"I spell it S H I T H O L E. Shithole." Fi-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an ungrateful bunch of bastards!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 Minor criticism. I like to keep a bit more distance between the egg and the beans. I may want to mix them but that's my decision. Use the sausage as a breakwater....but that's nitpicking, on the whole a very good effort...Seven on ten. Let's make love. -Let's say hello to my new comedy character, Camp David. Hello, Camp David! -Well, hello, Alan! -What did you have for dinner today David? -Ooooh, mince! Camp David still makes me cry.
Tommeh Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "Yeaaah I'm gonna hump ya... like Deputy Dawg... would hump ya"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays.
Tommeh Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays. lol I was planning on sleeping tonight as well. Series 1 + 2 are coming out. "Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."
CKB Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus. Im 47, My girlfriend's 33, she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! I wish I'd be at bit more spontaneous. Sometimes I feel like going out, stealing a traffic cone, putting it on my head and saying, "Look at me, I'm a giant witch."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 lolI was planning on sleeping tonight as well. Series 1 + 2 are coming out. "Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus." "Lynne, stop going on about Benjamin Netinyahu, you're never going to meet him." "Oh, hello Susan. Slight problem. I was a bit bored, so I dismantled my Corby trouser press." Those two had me in tears the other day.
CKB Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 When you hire me you don't just get some guy in a cheap suit who used to be on the telly...well you do - but you also get The Voice.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "Ask for a 40 year old scorcher...use those exact words."
Tommeh Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "Which has been described as and I quote, Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "They've gone to..........Longstanton Spice Museum."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "Which has been described as and I quote, Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens" Just reading these makes me "Lynne's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Reliable, but she's got a moustache." "Frankly my dear, I don't River Dance, give a damn."
Tommeh Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "That's the best cooked breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding"
CKB Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 lmao! what i would do for another series or even a film
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "Ruby grapefruit juice! I got the whole jug before it was quaffed by R2-D2 over there."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 I'm dying here after this one: "Hamilton's Water Breaks.........'Water way' to have a good time." lol lol lol
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