Joe. Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday..."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "'Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday..." "Idea for a television programme based on Michael Palin’s "Pole To Pole". Except I circumnavigate the globe only driving through countries where they drive on the left. And I do it in a lovely old Bullnose Morris. We could call it "Around The World With Alan Partridge In A Bullnose On The Left"
Tommeh Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 ‘Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.’
Joe. Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down".
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 ‘Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.’ Best one. I love the "repeat not" bit. "I can read you like a book Lynne. And not a particularly good book either. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb, which actually improves with every read."
Libertine Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 Alan: "Cut it out with the fancy words mate, tell it like it is - it went tits up. You speak like you're from the middle ages, and you sweat" Rafael: "I'd like to see you sweat as much over your job as i do over mine" Alan: "I don't because i use Lynx Africa. Gonna cane me?" Rafael: "No but i might throw a chair at you" Alan: "It's still corporal punishment, see you in Strasbourg"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 Alan: "It's still corporal punishment, see you in Strasbourg" :laugh: I bought a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use 'em. Never gonna use 'em...
Tommeh Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 'Ruddy hell its Soft Cell' "YEAH GIVE ME ANOTHER SERIES YOU SHIT"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 I'm a soft target. They're not going to go for the Prime Minister, he's surrounded by bouncers. Yet everyone knows I will be in Swaffham at 3pm, outside the vegetable tent.
Joe. Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 "The underground base of an evil genius ... then Doctor No".
lcfc_jme Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Tbhhh the scn3e on the raiod invovlbing the farmerts is highly entertinaing.
lou Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Tbhhh the scn3e on the raiod invovlbing the farmerts is highly entertinaing. So are drunken early morning posts like this one :thumbsup:
Raj Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Tbhhh the scn3e on the raiod invovlbing the farmerts is highly entertinaing.
Tommeh Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Tbhhh the scn3e on the raiod invovlbing the farmerts is highly entertinaing. :rolleyes: University.... "well done Lynn, that was textbook"
Libertine Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 D'y... D'you want me to replicate the cover for you?
Guest Bilo Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 'Sorry, that was just noise.' 'That was classic intercourse.' 'DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!' 'The Japanese Mercedes.'
Finchy Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Alan in Paris "Who's this cool customer?" "A tossed pink sweater that says, i'm in Paris and nothing's going to stop me!"
Alexikokopops Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Anything from the first series of "I'm Alan Partridge" is incredible. I might watch "Knowing Me Knowing You" when I get home. That is superb as well.
Samilktray Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 The iPhone app has got me wanting to watch this more and more. Do I waste money on an inevitably shit night out tomorrow, or treat myself to Patridge Dvd's... toughy.
Joe. Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 The iPhone app has got me wanting to watch this more and more. Do I waste money on an inevitably shit night out tomorrow, or treat myself to Patridge Dvd's... toughy. Partridge! It'll be a decision you won't regret. CASHBACK.
Fosse Boy Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 "I think I'd have to say The Best of The Beatles"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Overtaking National Express coaches becomes a long and drawn out affair!
Fosse Boy Posted 10 September 2009 Posted 10 September 2009 Overtaking National Express coaches becomes a long and drawn out affair! The words of Top Gear magazine.
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