Tommeh Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 My mistake. Rookie error that one.Also, the Castro GTX jacket reveal at Tony Hayres' funeral never gets old. lol L O FUKKING L
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 Idea for a new show...Yachting mishaps. Some funny, some tragic.
Tommeh Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 "I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiikkkee":laugh: "Lynn you pull your foot off" "But mines not on the spike!!!"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 "Lynne...You couldn't present a...Cat." "Ooooooooooooo it's a good paper!"
Tommeh Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 Avatar of the year SAM!!! Theres tattoo's and there's tattoo's
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 Avatar of the year SAM!!! Theres tattoo's and there's tattoo's SPIIIKE! "Statistically, 1 in 5 of you are gay. By the way guys, if you are gay, please remember... Rubber up. At your age it's still illegal. You don't want to end up in prison. Some of those guys don't care how old you are, or if you're gay!
Lillehamring Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 i just watched the first two I'm Alan Partridge episodes, and every line in it was quotable, the standard is insanely high!
Alexikokopops Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 i just watched the first two I'm Alan Partridge episodes, and every line in it was quotable, the standard is insanely high! It's outrageous isn't it? The first series is just amazing!
Lillehamring Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 It's outrageous isn't it? The first series is just amazing! i just sat there thinking 'ooh, i'll post that, and that, and that...' i just gave up and wallowed in it... the bit where he's trying to pull Jill, and the hovering owls is just wonderful.
Fosse Boy Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 I watched the whole first series on DVD the other week and couldn't find a single line in it that he doesn't say to get a laugh.
Simi Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 "Lets go and get a couple of soleros, I need to get my head together"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 Quick tip for yourself: if you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say "My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure"". Straight away you've got them by the jaffas
Fox You Forest Posted 19 September 2009 Posted 19 September 2009 "Lynn hand me the apple pie, and remove yourself from the theatre of conflict" This thread could go on forever really...
lookwhaticando Posted 20 September 2009 Posted 20 September 2009 "Unfortunately Dave, you are bang wrong, it's one minute past seven, it's your show. Technically I'm a guest and you failed to control me, read the small print on your conetract"
Lillehamring Posted 20 September 2009 Posted 20 September 2009 They're available from the back or from reception, priced nineteen-ninety nine...the penny's just price rhetoric.... never spotted that one before
Lillehamring Posted 21 September 2009 Posted 21 September 2009 counsellor: ok, now think of words that are neutral, that generate no emotion... saxondale: post its counsellor: ok, lets... saxondale: leicester....randy quaid counsellr: RANDY QUAID! yes, yes, of course...therapy in action. ...not partridge, but relevant to us here.
Tommeh Posted 22 September 2009 Posted 22 September 2009 -Ap- There's no point in finishing your sentence Lynn...I'm not driving a mini metro. -Lynn- It's actually now a Rover Metro -ap- They've rebadged it you fool!
AjcW Posted 22 September 2009 Posted 22 September 2009 Has anyone mentioned this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469021/ In this thread? "Bloody" excited about this, its ages away yet though
Libertine Posted 22 September 2009 Posted 22 September 2009 Has anyone mentioned this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469021/In this thread? "Bloody" excited about this, its ages away yet though Yeh right.
Fox You Forest Posted 22 September 2009 Posted 22 September 2009 Yeh right. You're starting to follow him round like Walkers does DB11.
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