rossporterlc Posted 24 July 2005 Posted 24 July 2005 just got to add my favourite simpson quotes: bart: sod off willy: i'll give you something to sod off about homer: i'll need two seats, for the twins *points at ass*
Guest teenuck Posted 24 July 2005 Posted 24 July 2005 Butter my arse 142919[/snapback] is that a quote or an order? 142920[/snapback] hahahaha teenuck
Collymore Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 Just thought of the one where he's ordering a G&T, you want to try in a real bar!! Alan "Hi Micheal, Could I please have a glass with some Ice, a little bit of fresh lemon, some tonic water annnnnd top it up with some Gordons Gin!!!!" Micheal "Aye, Gin and tonic Alan"
Guest Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 It looks a little like death row, doesn?t it? I?m sorry, Mr. Hawk. You?re pardon has been turned down. You have been found guilty of pre-meditated homicide of a mouse, and you?ll be hanged by the neck until dead. And don?t try to hover up so that the rope goes slack. Because they could do that, couldn?t they? If you tried to hang a hawk, they could always hover so the rope went slack. So, I suppose if you were going to execute a bird of prey the most humane way would be death by firing squad.
Katy Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu! Alan: How much is a Monkey? Builder: £500. Alan: Errr, well how much is a mouse? Builder: There's no such amount. A pony is £150. Alan: I'll give you £200, that's a Pony and a bag of hooves!!
Katy Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 "Seve Ballesteros - hes like a cross between a ballerina and a bastard!"
Hazza Posted 3 August 2005 Posted 3 August 2005 Posh woman: You really do have a lot of issues Alan: Yeah, of 'What Car?' magazine
Durnerz Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 When browsing at the new house..... Alan: "Certainly enough room to swing a cat in here!" Estate Agent: "You could swing a Tiger in here" Alan "Yes you could couldnt you.........wouldnt want to.....not unless it had been stunned"
Knighton Matt Posted 4 August 2005 Posted 4 August 2005 When browsing at the new house.....Alan: "Certainly enough room to swing a cat in here!" Estate Agent: "You could swing a Tiger in here" Alan "Yes you could couldnt you.........wouldnt want to.....not unless it had been stunned" 149985[/snapback] ...and even then it's going to weigh the best part of a tonne...
D4 Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 talking about the one handed lady: but she still had one good hand, and she was damned if she was gonna let anyone take that away from her.... no one was suggesting they were going to.
Scow Posted 5 August 2005 Posted 5 August 2005 Context: Dan Moody is introducing Alan to his wife, Ceri. Dan (to wife): Come on then, give Alan a twirl, let the dog see the rabbit. Alan: Yeah, but which is which? Context: Trying to impress Irish TV producers. Alan: Der's more to Oireland.. dan dis. Context: Alan talks to Michael about Tex Alan: Convoy? Michael you're hanging around with a person who uses a collective term for a single object.
The People's Hero Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday! Courtesy of Alan Partridge. Had to share. One of my favourite Coogan moments.
Tabou Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 "Just pop the extractor fan on, get a bit of a through-draft going"
Alexikokopops Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday!Courtesy of Alan Partridge. Had to share. One of my favourite Coogan moments. Hahaha, I use that quote so often. Bloody brilliant.
The People's Hero Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 I love him. Shit!! Did you see that?! He must have a foot like a traction engine!
purpleronnie Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 Previous Thread I liked when Alan and his girlfriend we're getting down to it and Alan said during it:- What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre? Class.
Jay Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 Not long now about 4 weeks till I witness Steve Coogan is Alan Partridge and other less succesfull characters!! and I can't wait!! the temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
The Reverend Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 I'm actually going to go and watch some of this now.
Katy Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 I have already packed my Partridge DVDs to take to Lincoln with me, can't function without the 'Tridge.
Tommeh Posted 12 September 2008 Posted 12 September 2008 Could be here all day with these Rafael: "I'd like to see you sweat as much over your job as i do over mine" Alan: "I don't because i use Lynx Africa. Gonna cane me?" Rafael: "No but i might throw a chair at you" Alan: "It's still corporal punishment, see you in Strasbourg" Doing a radio show Other guest "My drug of choice eventually became Ketomine, which is infact a horse tranquiliser" Alan: "Shit" may not sound like much but the way it was delivered was brilliant. ............ Lyn, Some of these people have come from stoke ........................... Come on Sonia, lets be appauling ......................................... "Alan, you really have got a lot of issues." "Yeah of what car magazine"
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