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Whats you're favourite Beatles album then?

Alan: I think it would have to be the best of the Beatles!!!!!!

I can't actually cook myself not partridge but brilliant

"Few too many blacks" bit at the end :whistle:

Also Coogan's on Jonfun Woss tonight :thumbup:

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Michael - Who'd have thought you could make toast in a microwave?

Partridge - Michael, that's not toast that's hot floppy bread.

Michael - I love the gadgets, man, it's like, pay attention 007, get this biro, jab it someones eye like that!

Partridge - Michael, that's just monstrous use of a biro.

Tex - Sorry Alan, I just really wanted to see America's Strongest Man.

Partridge - Well now you've got Norfolk's Maddest Man!

Look Sonia, it's a video of the Weest Country comedian Jethro, and it's signed, by Bono.

James Bond's going to die, he's going to die!

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There's enough black granite in one of those gravestones for a Pog and Pole kitchen worktop.

you would have to have it upside down though so the details of the dead arn't revealed in recessed lettering, which would also collect crumbs.

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you would have to have it upside down though so the details of the dead arn't revealed in recessed lettering, which would also collect crumbs.

lol.

I've got it all planned, Lynne. A visit to your mother's grave, and then Doctor No. The underground lair of an evil genius....and then Doctor No.

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ALAN: I noticed a building across the road....

ESTATE AGENT: Ah, yes - A school for the deaf.

ALAN: Does that mean there will be noise or there won't be noise?

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