potter3 Posted 16 September 2009 Posted 16 September 2009 "Don't make the same noise as them!! They'll think you want to join in!"
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 16 September 2009 Posted 16 September 2009 "What way are we eating, and what floor's the restaurant on? The answer is the Chinese Way and Level 42."
Tommeh Posted 16 September 2009 Posted 16 September 2009 "All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 16 September 2009 Posted 16 September 2009 "All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water." lollllllllllllllll -Wine's my weakness I'm afraid, I've got a cellar. -So have I. There’s no wine in it, just a couple of bikes, some smokeless fuel, and an old bag of cement. Gone hard.
Lillehamring Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 'oops, i did it again'? what? fell asleep on the sunbed? 'whose eaten gilbert's grape'? who gives a fook, it's only a grape, buy him another. -- ok, it's saxondale and calf, but it's quality.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 It's a build up of sweaty deposits just below the belt line. It's quite well concealed in loose clothing but you wouldn't want to see me with my clothes off!
Tommeh Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 'Sir Dansworth of Moodyshire! As I live and breathe.'
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 Hello Lynne, you look awfully cheery on the first anniversary of your mother's death. Is he gonna get any petrol? No, he's just using the forecourt to turn around.
Tommeh Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 YES I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN.... FOR 2 YEARS
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 "This is Lynne, my PA... ...Close your mouth, Lynne."
Tommeh Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 HAHAHAHA....gorgeous pause. All right I'll admit it there's been a big conspiracy to deprive me of viewers and I'll tell you who's behind it as well. Your mates, that lot up there, the Mr and Missus of BBC 2. They don't like me they all went to Oxbridge University wherever that is and all go poncing round in their great big suits going "Ooh look at me I work for BBC2 do you like my glasses they're like John Lennon's. I loath these people. Every week just as I'm about to go on air a whole bank of them come into the studio and start going "You can't do that, you can't say this, you can't do..." GET OUT!!! I wish all you BBC 2 people would just get in a bus and just drive over a cliff. I'd happily be the driver!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 "Michael, release the headmaster."
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 And it were talking favourite scenes: name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">The the pause between when he says "final suds" and the forced "mmmmmmmmmmm" noise he makes gets me everytime.
Fox You Forest Posted 17 September 2009 Posted 17 September 2009 "Technically, Lyn, your life isn't worth insuring"
Alexikokopops Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 It's a build up of sweaty deposits just below the belt line. It's quite well concealed in loose clothing but you wouldn't want to see me with my clothes off! Isn't it fatty deposits? I thought he was talking about his fat back!
Simi Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 "I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiiikkkee" :laugh:
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 Isn't it fatty deposits? I thought he was talking about his fat back! My mistake. Rookie error that one. Also, the Castro GTX jacket reveal at Tony Hayres' funeral never gets old.
Fosse Boy Posted 18 September 2009 Posted 18 September 2009 My mistake. Rookie error that one.Also, the Castro GTX jacket reveal at Tony Hayres' funeral never gets old.
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