Have to been to an 'adult' shop

[WhatsHisName]

By 'adult' I mean one of those places  that sell porn ?

 

A number of years ago, I ummm accidentally went into a few of those places in Soho in London, and I have to say I don't know why people go to such places. 

[Orkneyfox]

I wouldn't have thought there was much need to go to such places anymore, what with the internet and on line shopping for "equipment".

[Captain...]

Only time was to buy a jokey birthday present for a mate, we got him a vibrating finger for the bottom. Was disturbing and funny in equal measures.

[Orkneyfox]

Only time was to buy a jokey birthday present for a mate, we got him a vibrating finger for the bottom. Was disturbing and funny in equal measures.

I also went once for the same sort of purpose - bought an inflatable sheep for a mates retirement present (honest!)

[WhatsHisName]

bought an inflatable sheep for a mates retirement present (honest!)

[Finnegan]

Went in with a then-missus once in Soho for a bit of an immature giggle. I'd like to pretend I was 17 but it was only last year.

It was just standard women's daft outfits like nurse and copper, etc. Some seedier stuff at the back but if anyone's shocked by any of that these days they're so repressed it's unbelievable.

[goose2010]

Went in one in Canada aboout 8 years ago to get some poppers (as you do) woman in front of the queue brought a dildo that was called 'the fist' she was pretty embarrassed when a friend of mine just turned to her and said 'wow no pointing chatting you up I wouldn't touch the sides' 

[Finnegan]

Went in one in Canada aboout 8 years ago to get some poppers (as you do) woman in front of the queue brought a dildo that was called 'the fist' she was pretty embarrassed when a friend of mine just turned to her and said 'wow no pointing chatting you up I wouldn't touch the sides'

lol !!!!

[The Year Of The Fox]

No, I get flustered enough going into La Senza

[21st Century Fox]

Hundreds of times in Amsterdam. I once spent a good hour in one staring and giggling at a gimp mask after some pretty potent White Widow.

[Larry_LCFC]

I also went once for the same sort of purpose - bought an inflatable sheep for a mates retirement present (honest!)

I take it your mate is a Derby fan

[Vlad the Fox]

Hundreds of times in Amsterdam. I once spent a good hour in one staring and giggling at a gimp mask after some pretty potent White Widow.

Similar thing happened to me in the sex museum looking at roman clay dildos. The more people, all serious and mature, made mature and sensible comments about them the funnier it got.

[Vlad the Fox]

I went in the one in Leicester some years back with a mate wishing to buy a dildo for his wife. Anyway I left him discussing the pros and cons of various models with the shop assistant to have a look at the 'art' videos. I could have died a few minutes later when he shouts to me from across the shop 'which one do you reckon?'

There was also a time in Nottingham when on a stag do I went in with a mate to buy something for the stag when there was some other geezer in there buying dildos, we started heckling him at the checkout accusing him of buying them for himself.

[MooseBreath]

There's a big shop/warehouse for an online sex shop near me. Saw all the staff outside once getting in taxis for a night on the town. Out of the 15 or so of them, all but two were female, younger than 35, and mostly pretty decent looking. Got me wondering just how much freaky pussy there is to be mined for a man who can break into that scene.

[WhatsHisName]

There was also a time in Nottingham

Was that the one near the railway station, as I ummm accidentally once went into there myself. That was one of those 'Private' shops, and one of the big differences between them and the shops in Soho, as that in the Private shops you don't see any porn until you buy it. Whereas in Soho, if you walk into a shop you are surrounded with porn that you can't help but see, as the film and magazine cover tend to be very explict, and in some shops a member of staff may even ask you if you want to see a bit of some filthy film.

[Finnegan]

There's a big shop/warehouse for an online sex shop near me. Saw all the staff outside once getting in taxis for a night on the town. Out of the 15 or so of them, all but two were female, younger than 35, and mostly pretty decent looking. Got me wondering just how much freaky pussy there is to be mined for a man who can break into that scene.

Yet you've never tried? What a shocking lack of aspiration.

For a man with your healthy approach to women and sexuality and your vivid, creative imagination I'm sure it'd be a doddle.

[Vlad the Fox]

That's the one. Down some side Road If I remember correctly.

[Rincewind]

Some.women at work bought me an inflatable cow or pig forget which for a birthday present. . I was a bit miffed although compared to some of the women the inflatable may have been a better option.

[21st Century Fox]

Was that the one near the railway station, as I ummm accidentally once went into there myself. That was one of those 'Private' shops, and one of the big differences between them and the shops in Soho, as that in the Private shops you don't see any porn until you buy it. Whereas in Soho, if you walk into a shop you are surrounded with porn that you can't help but see, as the film and magazine cover tend to be very explict, and in some shops a member of staff may even ask you if you want to see a bit of some filthy film.

 

I was with a girl in Amsterdam once and she was giving me the whole "girls like porn too, we're just as dirty minded as men" spiel, so against my better judgement we both snuck into the same "Wanking Booth" (the ones that show films not live stripping) and flicked through the channels.... BOOM... Beastiality   That was pretty messed up, I'm fairly sure it mentally scarred her. It wasn't even a weird out of the way Peepshow either, I'm, pretty sure it was the one next to The Casa Rosso in the main street of the RLD.

[Rincewind]

Was that the one near the railway station, as I ummm accidentally once went into there myself. That was one of those 'Private' shops, and one of the big differences between them and the shops in Soho, as that in the Private shops you don't see any porn until you buy it. Whereas in Soho, if you walk into a shop you are surrounded with porn that you can't help but see, as the film and magazine cover tend to be very explict, and in some shops a member of staff may even ask you if you want to see a bit of some filthy film.

there is one on Granby street

[WhatsHisName]

there is one on Granby street

It's owned by David Sullivan who owns We

[Guest Bilo]

I remember going into one in Skeggy (I know, I know) when I was about 20 and heard a man saying to his girlfriend, in a very audible South Yarksher brogue, 'a dental dam? That's so that when I do down on thee it dunt taste of fish.'

 

Didn't go in again.

[WhatsHisName]

The one on Granby Street is own by David Sullivan who owns West Ham

[MooseBreath]

Yet you've never tried? What a shocking lack of aspiration.

For a man with your healthy approach to women and sexuality and your vivid, creative imagination I'm sure it'd be a doddle.

I've certainly thought about it but there is no easy route in. The shop is obviously the only direct route and you could go in and start a conversation. However for this to work you'd need to go in a handful of times to build up some rapport. And what reasonable excuses are there for an apparently single man to make repeat visits to a sex shop? Answer that well and treasure awaits.

[21st Century Fox]

I've certainly thought about it but there is no easy route in. The shop is obviously the only direct route and you could go in and start a conversation. However for this to work you'd need to go in a handful of times to build up some rapport. And what reasonable excuses are there for an apparently single man to make repeat visits to a sex shop? Answer that well and treasure awaits.

 

Just get a laminate badge printed up saying "Dildo Inspector", why wouldn't a Dildo Inspector be making repeat visits to a sex shop. I'll take that treasure to go.