Finnegan Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I've certainly thought about it but there is no easy route in. The shop is obviously the only direct route and you could go in and start a conversation. However for this to work you'd need to go in a handful of times to build up some rapport. And what reasonable excuses are there for an apparently single man to make repeat visits to a sex shop? Answer that well and treasure awaits. If you were truly committed you'd have considered a change in career. They've got to be recruiting eventually.
Mike Oxlong Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Just get a laminate badge printed up saying "Dildo Inspector", why wouldn't a Dildo Inspector be making repeat visits to a sex shop. I'll take that treasure to go. Think he already has a badge but it says "tester" rather than "inspector"
WhatsHisName Posted 19 August 2013 Author Posted 19 August 2013 I remember going into one in Skeggy (I know, I know) :
chuck'em Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Went in one in Canada aboout 8 years ago to get some poppers (as you do) woman in front of the queue brought a dildo that was called 'the fist' she was pretty embarrassed when a friend of mine just turned to her and said 'wow no pointing chatting you up I wouldn't touch the sides' Just sprayed tea everywhere at 'the fist' I went into one in Melbourne with a girl looking for stripping shoes (for her). The dildos made me feel less than adequate I have to admit.
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Once a colleague and me bought a "butt plug" as a leaving present for our boss at the time. Glaswegian bloke who luckily found it funny and didn't kill us
Zingari Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I was in one one once and a lady was taking her time deciding which dildo to choose. Eventually she pointed at the display on the wall said to the assistant , "I'll take that red one please" The assistant said ," sorry madam , you can't have that one " "Why" said the lady The assistant coolly replied , " it's the fire extinguisher madam "
TrentFox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I've certainly thought about it but there is no easy route in. The shop is obviously the only direct route and you could go in and start a conversation. However for this to work you'd need to go in a handful of times to build up some rapport. And what reasonable excuses are there for an apparently single man to make repeat visits to a sex shop? Answer that well and treasure awaits. Maybe you could go in, ask their opinion on a dildo for your 'partner'. That alone should make you stand out in their memory ? A few days later, take it back and say your partner was disappointed as it wasn't as good as she'd come to expect after her experiences with you. Get them to change it for something a fraction bigger. A few days later, repeat. Etc etc, until you end up with something the size of a rolling-pin ! That will probably get their attention ???
RobHawk Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Maybe you could go in, ask their opinion on a dildo for your 'partner'. That alone should make you stand out in their memory ? A few days later, take it back and say your partner was disappointed as it wasn't as good as she'd come to expect after her experiences with you. Get them to change it for something a fraction bigger. A few days later, repeat. Etc etc, until you end up with something the size of a rolling-pin ! That will probably get their attention ??? I doubt they'd take returns!!
johnny the fox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I went in to get a replacement "dreadnought" vibrator for my ex, after the motor blew up on her old one.(over used)
Lamby Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 The one I went in at Tottenham Court Road had porn playing in the basement bit, slightly awkward with the amount of old men in those shops though
MrSpaM Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 By 'adult' I mean one of those places that sell porn ? A number of years ago, I ummm accidentally went into a few of those places in Soho in London, and I have to say I don't know why people go to such places. Probably for the same reason you did
Webbo Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I remember going into one in Skeggy (I know, I know) when I was about 20 and heard a man saying to his girlfriend, in a very audible South Yarksher brogue, 'a dental dam? That's so that when I do down on thee it dunt taste of fish.' Didn't go in again. Tbf you don't need to go in a sex shop at seaside towns, a lot of the souvenir shops are full of vibrators and dildos that could double up as wooden legs.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I think all the massive purple dildos would make me embarrassed, so I avoid those types of places.
kingfox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I brought a dildo before, but before I left the shop they wanted me to model it for them. So I sat down on it.
z-layrex Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I took a girl home a few weeks ago and she brought out a ****ing strap-on, honestly no word of a lie. I promptly left her flat.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I took a girl home a few weeks ago and she brought out a ****ing strap-on, honestly no word of a lie. I promptly left her flat. What's wrong with that? Maybe she wanted to give it for a change!
z-layrex Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 What's wrong with that? Maybe she wanted to give it for a change! You see I'm amazed at how many of my friends said they'd have just gone through with it...
kingfox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 What's wrong with that? Maybe she wanted to give it for a change! Obviously he lacks an experimental touch.
The Horse's Mouth Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 You see I'm amazed at how many of my friends said they'd have just gone through with it... It might have been an interesting experience, you never know.
Lamby Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 You see I'm amazed at how many of my friends said they'd have just gone through with it... Close your eyes and think of England
Guest MattP Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Kinky. Been in loads. Love getting some poppers for a drinking session.
21st Century Fox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Kinky. Been in loads. Love getting some poppers for a drinking session. I assume that's code for bukkake.
Jon the Hat Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Hell yes. I have been in the worlds biggest dildo shop in San Francisco. I have no idea why anyone would be embarrassed.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 There's a big shop/warehouse for an online sex shop near me. Saw all the staff outside once getting in taxis for a night on the town. Out of the 15 or so of them, all but two were female, younger than 35, and mostly pretty decent looking. Got me wondering just how much freaky pussy there is to be mined for a man who can break into that scene. Mmm,. Food for thought, eh?
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