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What would you like to invent?

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A chewing gum that makes one's farts smell better than their usual aroma of shit/dead things/boiled cabbage.

 

I have often wondered what would happen if I put chewing gum up my bum when it is set to death fart, would I be able to masticate it with my sphincter and produce a refreshing minty expulsion, or would it just end up matted in my bum hair and cause nothing but discomfort? I tend to think the later, maybe a smint suppository would be a better option. 

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A revolutionary desalination device which enables the mass creation of cheap drinking water from the oceans.

That would be "rain" wouldn't it  ? 

God or mother nature has already thoughtfully done that :D

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