Captain... Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 funniest thread ever, for all the wong reasons! Fixed it
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 bless u disabled we can sort this out pretty easy I'm guessing you're suggesting a civilised chat over a nice cup of Darjeeling accompanied by crust trimmed sandwiches and pastries.
Carl the Llama Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 When I was 11 I slapped my sister for accidentally kicking out the wire as I was playing my Gamecube. I'll take you any day Jesta.
BoneDog Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 I was 2nd hardest in my class in year 8. Wanted top spot so smacked top lad in the face with my satchel but he battered me. Still, 2nd hardest in the class aint bad.
Unabomber Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 I was 2nd hardest in my class in year 8. Wanted top spot so smacked top lad in the face with my satchel but he battered me. Still, 2nd hardest in the class aint bad. Nice. 2nd is not to be sniffed at, I was 5th but my ranking never went up as I would only batter the small kids.
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 I tipped a bloke out of his wheelchair a couple of years back.
Carl the Llama Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 I tipped a bloke out of his wheelchair a couple of years back. You can be the starter, if Jesta drops you we'll tag in BoneDog. We've got a propa nawty bunch on here.
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 You can be the starter, if Jesta drops you we'll tag in BoneDog. We've got a propa nawty bunch on here. Sounds good. Think we are a firm now but we will need to establish our identity by adopting a clothing brand. I was thinking if The Edinburgh Woollen Mill as they do some fabulous knitwear for those chilly winter afternoons and evenings.
Unabomber Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 Sounds good. Think we are a firm now but we will need to establish our identity by adopting a clothing brand. I was thinking if The Edinburgh Woollen Mill as they do some fabulous knitwear for those chilly winter afternoons and evenings. Nice might invest in some regatta waterproofs too as we need to make sure our smart gear stays dry so people know we're lads.
Carl the Llama Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 Sounds good. Think we are a firm now but we will need to establish our identity by adopting a clothing brand. I was thinking if The Edinburgh Woollen Mill as they do some fabulous knitwear for those chilly winter afternoons and evenings. Great shout. I was already browsing Fruit of the Loom cardigans but they don't shout "lad" like authentic 75% wool 25% polyester blended thread.
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 Nice might invest in some regatta waterproofs too as we need to make sure our smart gear stays dry so people know we're lads. BRILL! COZ SOGGY KNITWEAR WILL STINK AND SHRINK ( gosh! actually all this hollering is an awful lot of fun. Highly recommended )
FrankieWorthoYaggedMyWife Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 Fixed it nope - it was correct originally. Now its just plain wong
Bettsj2 Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 seems like the local queers are here bless AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best post yet.
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 Lesta, you puff out your chesta Iz that your besta? U ain't no jesta So head back Stone Island to festa
Unabomber Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 We're here, We're queer, We'll punch you in the ear
Carl the Llama Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 Mate dont be chatting shit like wolly cardigans are queer fvcking jelly man that u dint fink of it before stone island. Good luck winning the kp fashion show wen we rok out with our vintage knitwear out yoo farkin pretender
LESTA-JESTA Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 Lesta, you puff out your chesta Iz that your besta? U ain't no jesta So head back Stone Island to festa fookin try hard
Vicki Vixen Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 fookin try hard Do you also troll as "Sean From Enderby"?
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 seems like the local queers are here bless Bet you got firm cheekz Can I take a peekz But bet your botty reekz So maybes next weekz
sylofox Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 funniest thread ever, for all the wong weasons! Sorted your typo's how bad are you? Jesta when I said you were still in pampers I was wong you are still in pampers lol
65RosesFox Posted 17 June 2014 Posted 17 June 2014 I was 2nd hardest in my class in year 8. Wanted top spot so smacked top lad in the face with my satchel but he battered me. Still, 2nd hardest in the class aint bad. Nice. 2nd is not to be sniffed at, I was 5th but my ranking never went up as I would only batter the small kids. I tipped a bloke out of his wheelchair a couple of years back. Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident
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