Things you'd never hear... in whatever context you choose

[Parafox]

Veiled insults and put downs.. or compliments if you prefer. Here's  a few I've thought of.

 

 

And the man of the match goes to Marouane Fellini.

 

A poll shows Politicians are the salt of the earth.

 

I think that ITV breakfast show is amazing.

 

My God, isn't Adrian Chiles charismatic?

 

Actually, I quite like those Arriva adverts.

 

I never thought I'd say it but I completely trust our legal system.

[Unabomber]

And Dean Hammond gets the equaliser 3 minutes from time.

 

Oh wait.

[Raj]

raj your so sexy.

[Parafox]

raj your so sexy.

 

Move... away... from the mirror

[Parafox]

Alan Carr, what an incisive chat show host he is. No, he's not a **** at all

[Parafox]

I don't believe it, White Dee turned me down.

[Parafox]

I don't care what you think I was doing, I pulled the curtains because the sun was too bright.

[MooseBreath]

As a socialist I have decided to practice what I preach by volunatrily giving all of my money away to poor people.

[Rincewind]

I don't believe it, White Dee turned me down.

And dumped Matt

[Webbo]

Hey Ken, tell us more about the homeless.

[Rincewind]

Hey Ken, tell us more about the homeless.

Not much I can say to that. Over to you Eric.

 

http://youtu.be/I3mtsBFe2Us

[Parafox]

As a socialist I have decided to practice what I preach by volunatrily giving all of my money away to poor people.

 

I don't always see eye to eye with you but that was good.

[One Legged Beaver]

That falafel and Stilton milkshake was delicious.  

[Raj]

All schoolchildren should aim to be like those jolly folks from TOWIE.

[Strokes]

I don't always see eye to eye with you but that was good.

That's the best one yet!

[Buce]

On today's programme, intellectual heavyweight Michael Gove..

[Stadt]

Leicesterpool is a genius!