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I've no idea what any of those lyrics mean. I feel old. 

 

You are old.

 

You are old, out of touch and from Syston.

 

How's that?  :ph34r:

Guest MattP
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I imagine MattP as a 12 year old Pakistani boy trolling the internet from his room in Lahore inbetween bouts of serious religious studies.

 

lol

 

He's not mid 30's.

He's an alcoholic who likes to spit roast pigs, show his hard on through his work trousers, likes to gamble a lot and loves winding people up.

Oh and he prefers to be called Maths.

 

lol I was speaking to Shreyas the other day, he said hello to you and I said I'd pass it on.

 

I still have no idea how we got away with the some of the shit we did in that office. Remember Sanjay and the email I got him to send to the whole building?

 

 

 

I used to imagine Finners to look like a huge rugby player until I saw a picture of him, a lot smaller than I imagined, saw you at the footy the other week in the West Stand and was gonna say hello but I was about to be served for a beer. I've met a few on here now and no one has really surprised me too much. I expected Rincewind to turn up looking a bit more homeless than he did mind even if he was sporting a carrier bag.

 

Zingari - I imagine him to be like the Doc in Back to the Future, a house full of the most ridiculous and wacky inventions you have ever set your eyes on, none of them were ever taken up and he firmly believes its a government conspiracy to stop him and his whole persona has just developed from that.

 

Large Al - Still convinced he was the ginger haired guy who ran the Soar Point for a bit. Exactly the same haircut, a young Mick Hucknall.

 

Webbo - I imagine him to be a right man's man, someone whoo has done everything from joining to building, likes stopping and helping out people who have broke down. That sort of fella.

 

Spherical Fox - I imagine to sort of look like Peter Tatchell but a bit more camp.

Posted

Just scream "Finners!" at me next time, I bump in to enough FTers at games to expect it by now haha.

I'm certainly bigger (mostly for the better) than I used to be (sorry, Moose, I'm not sub 9st anymore!) but by no means a back row forward or outside centre!

More of a classic scrum half. ;)

Posted

lol lol probably my favourite thing about this post is how much of it is General Smuts.

 

lol that is exactly what I thought reading that too!

 

People would be surprised at me, I think anyway.. If you hadn't already guessed this is Uncle Albert under a new account. 

Guest MattP
Posted

lol that is exactly what I thought reading that too!

 

People would be surprised at me, I think anyway.. If you hadn't already guessed this is Uncle Albert under a new account. 

 

I assumed but I was going to ask!

Posted

I assumed but I was going to ask!

 

Still unsure why Uncle Albert was banned but that's a different debate for a different thread. 

Posted

I imagine MattP as a 12 year old Pakistani boy trolling the internet from his room in Lahore inbetween bouts of serious religious studies.

 

One of my favourite posts in a while.

Posted

I imagine I'm an athletic, witty, sharp dressed man about town with a six pack (not of beer) who girls throw themselves at. That I've been in GQ and I drive a Maserati and have a skill for cooking wonderful Italian food whilst playing Italian opera at high volumes as I sing the arias perfectly.

 

That I have a pilots licence and a smile that melts stone. My eyes twinkle with fun at each female I meet.

 

That I have a good knowledge of most subjects and can hold an audience entrhralled with my tales of daring-do when I was in Africa working for Oxfam as a silken haired doctor single handedly saving the lives of stricken children.

 

That I have a penis like a horse and women have to beg me to stop pleasuring them so often.

 

Could any of this be true? ;)

Posted

I imagine I'm an athletic, witty, sharp dressed man about town with a six pack (not of beer) who girls throw themselves at. That I've been in GQ and I drive a Maserati and have a skill for cooking wonderful Italian food whilst playing Italian opera at high volumes as I sing the arias perfectly.

 

That I have a pilots licence and a smile that melts stone. My eyes twinkle with fun at each female I meet.

 

That I have a good knowledge of most subjects and can hold an audience entrhralled with my tales of daring-do when I was in Africa working for Oxfam as a silken haired doctor single handedly saving the lives of stricken children.

 

That I have a penis like a horse and women have to beg me to stop pleasuring them so often.

 

Could any of this be true? ;)

 

When I made the subject 'Who am I?' I didn't mean for you to post about me!! Yes, it is all true. You described me perfectly.

Posted

lol

 

 

lol I was speaking to Shreyas the other day, he said hello to you and I said I'd pass it on.

 

I still have no idea how we got away with the some of the shit we did in that office. Remember Sanjay and the email I got him to send to the whole building?

 

 

 

I used to imagine Finners to look like a huge rugby player until I saw a picture of him, a lot smaller than I imagined, saw you at the footy the other week in the West Stand and was gonna say hello but I was about to be served for a beer. I've met a few on here now and no one has really surprised me too much. I expected Rincewind to turn up looking a bit more homeless than he did mind even if he was sporting a carrier bag.

 

Zingari - I imagine him to be like the Doc in Back to the Future, a house full of the most ridiculous and wacky inventions you have ever set your eyes on, none of them were ever taken up and he firmly believes its a government conspiracy to stop him and his whole persona has just developed from that.

 

Large Al - Still convinced he was the ginger haired guy who ran the Soar Point for a bit. Exactly the same haircut, a young Mick Hucknall.

 

Webbo - I imagine him to be a right man's man, someone whoo has done everything from joining to building, likes stopping and helping out people who have broke down. That sort of fella.

 

Spherical Fox - I imagine to sort of look like Peter Tatchell but a bit more camp.

 

I'm more a 6'1 dreadful mix of this handsome bastard

 

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and this cavemongrel...so I'm told. I can be of course be corrected by those who've actually met me or know me outside of here.

 

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Though I can see your attraction to Peter Tatchell. Keep fishin!  :thumbup:

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When I made the subject 'Who am I?' I didn't mean for you to post about me!! Yes, it is all true. You described me perfectly.

 

I think the key word here, then, is "imagine". :P

You've a face like a horse and women beg you to stop?

 

Where did I say I had a face like a horse?

Posted

I still imagine too many on here look exactly like their DP.

 

So why I still have mine I do not know.

Posted

lol lol probably my favourite thing about this post is how much of it is General Smuts.

 

To be fair there are certain characteristics there that are you, given he's never met you it aint a bad effort, lol although some of it is well wide of the mark. 

Posted

I reside in a derelict cottage mainlining aftershave, dreaming of being a teacher and being in my late thirties.

 

Who actually are you, judging by your name you had to be knocking about circa 2008.

Guest MattP
Posted

Who actually are you, judging by your name you had to be knocking about circa 2008.

Nick.

Posted

AOWW

 

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Here are hoping!!

 

"She doesn't give an F" :blink: Appalling grammar. :angry: 

 

I do bear a striking resemblance to Cameron Diaz, though. :ph34r: 

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