Rincewind Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 Taken from another thread. It seems Moose that you are ashamed of your background roots and where you were brought up as a child so as a result try and disassociate yourself from your past and cling on to illusions of grandeur. In return you can look down on people and imagine that you have power over them and are more worthy as an individual in society. Dr. Sigmund Freud.
Fox92 Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 Shit I am good at this! The chances of me liking Dancehall genre were slim!
Merging Cultures Posted 2 April 2014 Author Posted 2 April 2014 The chances of me liking Dancehall genre were slim! I thought Dylan said that Beenie Man was one of his influences?!
One Legged Beaver Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I thought I was in Amsterdam reading the first two paragraphs of the original post
Merging Cultures Posted 2 April 2014 Author Posted 2 April 2014 I thought I was in Amsterdam reading the first two paragraphs of the original post You're hairy. That's why you chose that picture. You've got a hairy back, and the girls don't like it. One asked you to do a back, sack n crack. It hurt. Now you have a permanent angry look.
Stadt Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I'm probably exactly what you'd expect from a 16 year old that frequents online forums too much.
BoneDog Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 Taken from another thread. It seems Moose that you are ashamed of your background roots and where you were brought up as a child so as a result try and disassociate yourself from your past and cling on to illusions of grandeur. In return you can look down on people and imagine that you have power over them and are more worthy as an individual in society. Dr. Sigmund Freud. I wouldn't listen to a word from that freak Freud. Or his filthy cousins.
Rincewind Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I wouldn't listen to a word from that freak Freud. Or his filthy cousins. Moose will probably prove me wrong now by giving me a +1
Finnegan Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I sometimes worry Ronnie actually IS my old gaffer from Braunstone. As such I imagine him tall, well dressed and a scooter club Jam fan. Zingo would love being thought of as twenty something, I think you're about forty years out! I imagine him looking more like the Scottish one from Dad's Army. RobHawk, you want to swap houses? I'd happily sustain a Scarlets season ticket and give you my city one!
One Legged Beaver Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 You're hairy. That's why you chose that picture. You've got a hairy backside, and the girls don't like you regardless of your hair. One asked you to do a back, sack n crack. It hurt. Now you have a permanent angry look. You got a few things right but I wouldn't say any are my main attributes My guesses about you would be you have some connection with America and you support Leicester
MooseBreath Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I reckon I've got finnegan nailed down pretty good (not in a gay way). Late 20s, works in an office with a semi strict hideous mid 40s female boss, never eats anything and is therefore about 9 stone at 5 foot 10. Wears ultra skinny fit orange chinos and buttom down cheque shirts from topman. Has worn sandals in Starbucks while browsing facebook on a 2nd hand macbook air at least once. Drinks wine in pubs. Leaves half of his steak in restaurants. Spends 30 quid a month on hair cuts that can't quite hide the fact that he's receding. Watches anime porn.
Finnegan Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I reckon I've got finnegan nailed down pretty good (not in a gay way). Late 20s, works in an office with a semi strict hideous mid 40s female boss, never eats anything and is therefore about 9 stone at 5 foot 10. Wears ultra skinny fit orange chinos and buttom down cheque shirts from topman. Has worn sandals in Starbucks while browsing facebook on a 2nd hand macbook air at least once. Drinks wine in pubs. Leaves half of his steak in restaurants. Spends 30 quid a month on hair cuts that can't quite hide the fact that he's receding. Watches anime porn. lol probably my favourite thing about this post is how much of it is General Smuts.
Finnaldo Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I reckon I've got finnegan nailed down pretty good (not in a gay way). Late 20s, works in an office with a semi strict hideous mid 40s female boss, never eats anything and is therefore about 9 stone at 5 foot 10. Wears ultra skinny fit orange chinos and buttom down cheque shirts from topman. Has worn sandals in Starbucks while browsing facebook on a 2nd hand macbook air at least once. Drinks wine in pubs. Leaves half of his steak in restaurants. Spends 30 quid a month on hair cuts that can't quite hide the fact that he's receding. Watches anime porn. I could see you as late thirties, likes to wear brown loafers as often as possible, sits in the corner of the pub making condescending comments on everyone else. The lovable rogue
bovril Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 Nah not at all. Moosebreath is maybe the funniest poster on here, I reckon he must be a lefty doing a piss take of right-wingers.
Finnegan Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 Nah not at all. Moosebreath is maybe the funniest poster on here, I reckon he must be a lefty doing a piss take of right-wingers. You can still get 9/5 on Daggers.
cambridgefox Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 CambridgeFox.... Boobs and beer. Is it night time where you are? Have you been drinking? Are you far from home and a tad lonesome? Swan Lesta always reminds me of my dad,only because he used to smoke a pipe and always used swan vesta matches.However I think mid to late 30s,family man who drinks real ale and wanted to be a teacher.
bovril Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I imagine MattP as a 12 year old Pakistani boy trolling the internet from his room in Lahore inbetween bouts of serious religious studies.
Finnegan Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 I imagine MattP as a 12 year old Pakistani boy trolling the internet from his room in Lahore inbetween bouts of serious religious studies.
Nick Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 Swan Lesta always reminds me of my dad,only because he used to smoke a pipe and always used swan vesta matches. However I think mid to late 30s,family man who drinks real ale and wanted to be a teacher. 50%
Alf Bentley Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 50% You're in your mid to late 30s, go cottaging, drink meths and wanted to be a teacher?!?
Nick Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 You're in your mid to late 30s, go cottaging, drink meths and wanted to be a teacher?!? I reside in a derelict cottage mainlining aftershave, dreaming of being a teacher and being in my late thirties.
Unabomber Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 Unabomber: I think he'd hump anything that showed him a bit of leg! Good guy, helps me out when I can't watch streams. I think we'd get along well. Mid-20s? Well I am in my mid 20s
Wrighty22 Posted 2 April 2014 Posted 2 April 2014 MattP: We've all seen pictures, so appearance is easy. He's probably a hard working civil engineer. He's obviously conservative. I generally agree with most of what he says, but sometimes he goes a bit too far. I think we'd get along ok, but I don't think we'd be best friends. Mid-30's? He's not mid 30's. He's an alcoholic who likes to spit roast pigs, show his hard on through his work trousers, likes to gamble a lot and loves winding people up. Oh and he prefers to be called Maths.
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