Guest MattP Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Sorry to be downer. But you do realise scientists have written algorithms that will replace all accountancy jobs within the next 5-10years. It's the second most likely job to become obsolete in the future. Was reading about these in the FT a few months back, certainly does seem the profession as it is will be far different over the coming years. I'm half way through ACCA and just can't be bothered to go back to finishing it, it's the most boring job in the World, the thought of spending the next 30 years doing is very depressing. may i ask how you travelled the world?? always been a great intrest of mine Plane mainly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegosteve Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Moved to Spain, retrained for a new career. All 3 kids married and have 3 grandchildren. Only thing not changed is the wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 I don't mean to be rude but I wonder how many wanks we've all had in the last 10 years. Many thousands of batches have been knocked out I suspect. And that's just Smuts. That's a hell of a lot of baby gravy. Probably enough to fill a small paddling pool. Probably a few Wayne Rooney's in that lot of mush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy G Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 My best mate used to live there growing up, might even be the same house as there's only about 10 down that little stretch. Lovely cottages. Probably see you in the boozers mate, I'm back there at least once a month. Number 12 mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 2 May 2014 Author Share Posted 2 May 2014 I don't mean to be rude but I wonder how many wanks we've all had in the last 10 years. Many thousands of batches have been knocked out I suspect. And that's just Smuts. That's a hell of a lot of baby gravy. Probably enough to fill a small paddling pool. Probably a few Wayne Rooney's in that lot of mush That reminds me, snapped my banjo in 2009. Absolutely harrowing, worse than when I got a fistula years ago and had regular furtling from doctors up the muck pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5_Westwood Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Finished school finished college finished university got engaged worked for currys got my coaching badges got a job at Southampton FC got married moved out LTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Gone from nerdy kid to taller speccy nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5_Westwood Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Gone from nerdy kid to taller speccy nerd. Brilliant I was going to say I'd made friends, but then when I actually thought about it, I hadn't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 That reminds me, snapped my banjo in 2009. Absolutely harrowing, worse than when I got a fistula years ago and had regular furtling from doctors up the muck pipe. So in 10 years your achievements stand as following: 1. Got a fiscula in your rectum 2. Got IBS 3. Snapping of the banjo string I dont know what you've been getting up to but that sounds like a hell of a good time to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Moved house... then Glenfield, now Glen Parva Got a new lady.. been with her 6/7 years Had four new jobs Got fatter Lost my dog, got a new one Got even fatter JOINED FT!! Been on TV Got an apartment in Malta.. been there lots Son gone Uni Can't think of owt else. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 2 May 2014 Author Share Posted 2 May 2014 Moved house... then Glenfield, now Glen Parva Got a new lady.. been with her 6/7 years Had four new jobs Got fatter Lost my dog, got a new one Got even fatter JOINED FT!! Been on TV Got an apartment in Malta.. been there lots Son gone Uni Can't think of owt else. .. Craved a proper defensive midfielder since Billy McKinley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Bloody hell, there's a thought process... I was 57 when we were promoted, and should have been preparing for a gentle run down into a well-earned retirement. However, in July 2003, the business which I had owned and run for almost 30 years went bust and I lost all my savings and most of my pension pot. Since then I've become a freelance copywriter, blogger and a self-published novelist; my wife and I have moved to France, had two grandsons, become OAPs, celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary, started to run a chambres d'hôte/B&B, and owned two dogs. And I've just done my fvckin' back in. Never a dull moment. Sorry to hear about the back mate.. ditto Craved a proper defensive midfielder since Billy McKinley And JET... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Travelled the World, made and lost a fortune, created a booming business and fcuked it up, avoided the nick, met Jimmy Savile, drank and gambled more than I will for the rest of my life, aged about 25 years and pissed off more women than Max Clifford. Wouldn't change a minute of it. Hey, what a zany and crazy guy you are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narborough_fox Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 I was 7 on the day we got relegated, I'm now 17... I'm nearly 2.5 times older than I was the last time we were in the Premier League. Been to 3 different schools and completed my GCSE and will have completed AS Levels by the time we next play in the Premier League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScouseFox Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Thinking about it, our last year in the Prem was my final year at university. Went to the Everton away match, which we lost 3-2 after the teenage Rooney came off the bench and demolished us. It was something like the 21st December and I was dressed like it was a warm summer evening - bad move. i was in the home end with my uncle for that. sir les scored a belter of a free kick. we went 2-1 up thanks to james scowcroft. they brought rooney and i think radzinski on and we were fooked at the end as usual. those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmeh Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 I know the feeling mate, lost thousands and thousands myself. I've sorted myself out though, fighting everyday to never go back. Here's to a gambling free life! The annoying thing was I would win so much but then give it all back and more. Greed always gets the best of problem gamblers so is impossible to win. Hope you win the fight : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unabomber Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Didn't do anything for the first couple of years and then I signed up here. Here's to the next 10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Istilllovefilbert Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Fook me! Reading some of these, I have an urge to go out and buy some rope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Flair Posted 2 May 2014 Author Share Posted 2 May 2014 i was in the home end with my uncle for that. sir les scored a belter of a free kick. we went 2-1 up thanks to james scowcroft. they brought rooney and i think radzinski on and we were fooked at the end as usual. those were the days. Scowcroft's header was from a cross along the ground, he slid in and did a Klinnsmann, was incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Been a manager of a betting shop. Worked abroad in Eastern Europe and the Caribbean. Went to university. Graduated. Became a teacher. Bought my own house. Started cultivating a few grey hairs. Posted inanely on here over 15,000 times. Discovered a love for houmous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Been a manager of a betting shop. Worked abroad in Eastern Europe and the Caribbean. Went to university. Graduated. Became a teacher. Bought my own house. Started cultivating a few grey hairs. Posted inanely on here over 15,000 times. Discovered a love for houmous. My son wants to be a teacher Bilo. I might be PM you at some point if ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I blame Wellens Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Gained a beautiful wife and 2 lovely kids. Lost a bit of hair on top and a tooth Gained a few pounds Lost a few pounds on the wife and kids Gained a bit more hair on the back Lost any muscles I had Gained aching limbs Lost the ability to have any more kids (snip) Gained sky multi room so see less of the wife and kids. Lost a crap football team Gained my love of those boys in blue all over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJS Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 What a lovely idea for a thread. I was 21 when we got relegated. Since then I've moved to a small Scottish island with my then girlfriend, split up and come back, went back to college and went to uni, got my degree, ended up as a senior NHS manager, met the missus and got engaged. I imagine the next ten years will bring home ownership, marriage and kids. It has been a brilliant ten years, actually. If the next decade, which will take me to about half-time, is as good then I've done okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melrose Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Moved to Pataya & had a nip & tuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 'expert' Lawrenson Posted 2 May 2014 Share Posted 2 May 2014 Lost some more hair from my head, but old Father Time had tried to compensate for that by letting me have ample amounts of hair grow out of my nose and ears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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