Dinner with Lineker

[Clarkielcfc]

Must be the accent.

For me, bud rhymes with stud and Wood rhymes with hood or good.

Haha...to me they all rhyme with each other

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

A cycle with Schmeichel

A gnaw with Moore

A Bacardi with Vardy

Drink water with Drinkwater

[filbertway]

Have Steffan Freund massage your groin(d) 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

In a room on me own with martin keown

[StanSP]

Go Alton Towers, get on the log flume with Iain Hume

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

GO HARD WITH GLOMBARD

[filbertway]

Race snails with Barry Hayles

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

go to alicante on flybe with hossein kaebi

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Visit a dairy with Brian Carey

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

just seen the offer to be homophobic towards certain fruits and veg with crap ex-city full backs

"THATS A GAY BERRY WITH ALAN MAYBURY"

[filbertway]

Twitter stalk Nicole Appleton with Ricky Sappleton

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Tiny weeny yellow polka-dot DEEEEEEENEEY

[Freesolo]

Some Improper supper with  Pegguy "the stopper"

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

wow can't believe this once in a lifetime offer to the recently bereaved in need of help from city loanee goalkeepers from our league one season

 

"WANNA MOURN HER?! CALL TONY WARNER"

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

serving gravy with a ladle it's maxi gradel 

[jonthefox]

Dance to sting with Andy King.

[filbertway]

If Groupon het their hands on this thread it's a potential gold mine!

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Marriage with Claridge

[filbertway]

*GET YOUR KIDS DOWN TO THE KING POWER EARLY BEFORE THE BURNLEY GAME, THERE'S A SPECIAL TREAT FOR THE YOUNGSTERS*

 

 

He'll dress up as any Hero, Peter Canero

[ScouseFox]

new ice cream man idea 

 

HAVE A SOLERO FROM PETER CANERO 

[jonthefox]

Spit roast Dilys with Jimmy Willis.

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Chatting up totty with Tony Cottee

[StanSP]

If you're kids get bored at City, they can watch Ren & Stimpy with club legend Andy Impey.

[ScouseFox]

GETTING TWISTED WITH PEGGUY ARPHEXAD 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

unwanted pregnancy?

 

ABORT WITH CARL CORT