Dinner with Lineker

[65RosesFox]

Drive the ref looney with Wayne Rooney

A Sangria with Di Maria

A Becks and a bud with Jermaine Beckford

Going for a Wimpy with Andy Impey

Grab a madras with Dabizas

Tea from the Chip Shop with Papa Bouba Diop

[Oxfordfox83]

Not sure whether you exist?

Go for dinner with Leon Crncic- if he's there, you're not really real.

(Yeah, rhyming, whatever...)

[Buzzell]

Going for a curry with Hamza Choudhury.

(Does that work?)

[Oxfordfox83]

Like Japanese rice wine?

How about sakes with Zagorakis?

[ScouseFox]

Pull a geordie with Miquel The Work Geordie

 

Bed a fox with my man scousefox

 

wow those rhyming skills make me want to form a guard of honour for old unabomber 

[Oxfordfox83]

Like the taste of raw eggs?

Contract salmonella with Keith Weller.

[ScouseFox]

also from someone without a leicester accent the words wood, should, bud, good, stud, hood all rhyme 

[65RosesFox]

I've tried to hold my tongue all evening but....really, how do you pronounce these words?

 

The only thing I can think of is that you're that Scotsman off the 'good with food' advert.

  

Well I'm not from Leicester so I don't have that accent. I can understand how a person from Leicester would say it but it seems like some from Leicester don't understand that my accent (which is actually quite bland in my opinion) isn't like theirs. 

 

On here, I really don't know how to tell you how I say those words other than just keep listing other words that rhyme which won't explain at all .

 

For me, the 'u' sound in 'bud' is like the 'u' sound in the word 'utter'. It's short.

I'm lost. That is correct, the 'u' in 'bud' is short but when I say 'Wood' I say it 'Wud'

There's no other way is there....

[Oxfordfox83]

Like to be fair minded to all people?

Try being impartial with Ian Marshall...

[sdb]

Get a little bit frisky with big Emile Heskey 

[Oxfordfox83]

Like So Solid Crew and the Artful Dodger?

Then try:

UK garage with Stevie Claridge

[Oxfordfox83]

Fancy taking a walk on the wild side with a scruffy maestro?

Go a bit darker with Garry Parker

[VLC86]

Pie and Mash with Michael Gash?

[Carl the Llama]

Want to get drunk and elbow some mugs?

 

Share a breski with Wasilewski.

[Brainy]

Off to Togo with Zoumana Bakayogo we go

[Fox_in_a_Box]

Fancy catching an std?

Share a whore with Liam Moore.

[Grewks]

A night out with Pearson, dancing with Wolves.

[jonthefox]

Catch a fish with David Nish.

Old ones are the best.

[StanSP]

also from someone without a leicester accent the words wood, should, bud, good, stud, hood all rhyme 

 

That's cos you're northern.  

[StanSP]

  

I'm lost. That is correct, the 'u' in 'bud' is short but when I say 'Wood' I say it 'Wud'

There's no other way is there....

 

YEah but read the last sentence of my post. I don't say bud like 'wud'. We say the 'u' sound differently in the word 'bud'.

[ScouseFox]

how do you pronounce wood if it's not wud? wooooo-ed? like the art of wooing a lady? 

 

wooing a lady who says that 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

I said boo-urns

[StanSP]

how do you pronounce wood if it's not wud? wooooo-ed? like the art of wooing a lady? 

 

wooing a lady who says that 

 

The problem isn't with the word 'Wood' . It's the pronunciation of 'bud' which is where the difference is.

 

We all say 'Wood' the same!!!

[ScouseFox]

haha ok now i am proper confused. boo-urns.

 

i give up. rhyme what you like guys 

[Carl the Llama]

Catch a fish with David Nish.

Old ones are the best.

If that's the case:  Ever wanted to be posted to the match with a legendary winger?   Travel by Fed-Ex with Steve Lynex.

 

No? Ok.