Dinner with Lineker

[ScouseFox]

we have a bar in town called aloha do you have a bar in town called aloha in leicester?

 

if you do we could be going to aloha with leonardo ulloa 

 

(this works better in a scouse accent i swear) 

[Stadt]

Buy a puppy with Steve Guppy

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

ENJOY A FUN BAR, SON - WITH ARNAR GUNLAUGSSON

[ScouseFox]

are you an addict? 

 

GET CLE-AN WITH ALAN SHEEHAN 

are you a bit fat? 

 

GET ON THE SCALES WITH BARRY HAYLES 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

are you a 90's hairstyle fiend?

 

GET A CENTRE PARTIN WITH DAVID MARTIN

[ScouseFox]

are you an alcoholic? 

 

GET OFF THE BOOZE WITH STEPHEN HUGHES 

[ScouseFox]

is it raining outside? are you too macho to carry an brolly? 

 

GET YOUR UMBRELLA HELD BY KASER KELLER 

[jonthefox]

Spoonbend like Geller with Kasey Keller

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

wanna know if that attractive looking person on the bus is a man or a gal and need an american goalie to judge for you?

 

LADY OR FELLA WITH KASEY KELLER

[Carl the Llama]

Zavin a pawtee with Nygel Pisson.

[Stadt]

Getting your jaw done with Callum Davidson

[Danizen]

I've bought a date with Susan Whelan and Mark Draper.

Sue's looking a bit nervous...

[theessexfox]

Fancy a lick of paint?

 

Paint your wall teal with goalie Chris Weale.

[foxfanazer]

Trouble in the hood? Call Chris wood

[StanSP]

Trouble in the hood? Call Chris wood

 

Have a bud. 

[foxfanazer]

Have a bud.

I think you should

[Stadt]

AND THEY SAY ITS DONE RANDOMLY

[Buzzell]

Off to Alton Towers with the one and only Tim Flowers.

Drinking a Stella with Kasey Keller.

Doing the Samba with Sol Bamba.

Looking daft like George Taft.

Turning bent with Marcus Bent.

I'm bored.

[Guest seanfox778]

Decide what to wear with Frank Sinclair

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

One up the bum, no harm done

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Turning bent with Marcus Bent.

 

i can't breathe this is just

[Unabomber]

Has anyone said dress up as Hulk Hogan with Conrad Logan yet?

Turning bent with Marcus Bent.

I'm bored.

This dont; even rhyme fella.

[jonthefox]

Fondling  a seal with Martin o'neil. 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

Fisting. With Distin

[egg_fried_rice]

Need revenge on a star wars memorabilia nerd?

 

PEE IN NORMAN'S DROID, WITH IAN ORMONDROYD.